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OfflineDrewwyann
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my balls feel like they are on fire
    #7778729 - 12/19/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Not kidding. You know the feeling when you are too close to a camp fire, and it burns a bit, but not enough to move away just yet? It's exactly like that. Just thought I'd let everyone know.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778737 - 12/19/07 06:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lmao, you rub Bengay on em or something?


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778754 - 12/19/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn son! Now you just gotta figure out which chicken burned you, then choke that bitch out.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: sidewayz6.6]
    #7778755 - 12/19/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

done that before, lol
feels good at first then burns like fuck >.<


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OfflineDrewwyann
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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: sidewayz6.6]
    #7778757 - 12/19/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

no! I'm just sitting here, and they decide to burn! :mad2: It's mostly subsided now though.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778776 - 12/19/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Diseases!!!!!!11112222t


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OfflineDrewwyann
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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #7778784 - 12/19/07 06:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Unless me girlfriend has been sleeping around, nope. (and she hasn't)


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778789 - 12/19/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Your balls don't just start burning for no reason, somethings up.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7778805 - 12/19/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

jock itch?


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7778809 - 12/19/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
done that before, lol
feels good at first then burns like fuck >.<




I thought I was the only one who has done that. My freshman year of High School some girl told me to, I didn't know what the shit did. But I found out real fast.


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OfflineZinglons Acolyte
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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7778820 - 12/19/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
done that before, lol
feels good at first then burns like fuck >.<




I thought I was the only one who has done that. My freshman year of High School some girl told me to, I didn't know what the shit did. But I found out real fast.



lol neither did i, i was about the same age and was looking for something to use as lube


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"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778824 - 12/19/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7778843 - 12/19/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Quote:

Zinglons Acolyte said:
done that before, lol
feels good at first then burns like fuck >.<




I thought I was the only one who has done that.  My freshman year of High School some girl told me to, I didn't know what the shit did.  But I found out real fast.



lol neither did i, i was about the same age and was looking for something to use as lube




Well I was at school couldn't wash it off, someone told the teacher what I had done and then the teacher started making fun of me in front of the whole class so I was like "Fuck You:lol:, let me wash it off"..... but I couldn't water didn't do anything.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778860 - 12/19/07 06:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

have you been fucking your girl up the ass?


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: thoughts]
    #7778880 - 12/19/07 06:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

no. have you?


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7778895 - 12/19/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my last girl. its cool, but dont get shitdick. and if for an unfortunate reason you do get shitdick,dont get the shitdick in her pussy.:crazy2:


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: thoughts]
    #7778913 - 12/19/07 06:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol shitdick..


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: xpl0de]
    #7778922 - 12/19/07 06:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dirty


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: thoughts]
    #7779166 - 12/19/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you get shit-dick, just stick it in her mouth, then cum in her eye.

God I love giving the Dirty Pirate.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7779178 - 12/19/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

DeathCompany said:
Your balls don't  just start burning for no reason, somethings up.




:goodluck:


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7779413 - 12/19/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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DeathCompany said:
Your balls don't  just start burning for no reason, somethings up.


:rofl2:


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: thoughts]
    #7779663 - 12/19/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
my last girl. its cool, but dont get shitdick. and if for an unfortunate reason you do get shitdick,dont get the shitdick in her pussy.:crazy2:



its called a condom =P


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"If the words 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on." -Terence McKenna


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Zinglons Acolyte]
    #7779674 - 12/19/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, but after you get off, you have to peel that shitty condom off;)


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7779765 - 12/19/07 10:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like the clap. :whoa:


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Shroomism]
    #7780042 - 12/20/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Shroomism said:





You got it man, I love that shit its like an air conditioner for your balls.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: disturbed]
    #7780045 - 12/20/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oooooh I like the sound of that.  I should get that for after my post-workout shower.  :strokebeard:


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7780090 - 12/20/07 12:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

sounds like the mumps. (sounds like a fake illness but its not) canada's been immunizing at universities and shit and apparently burning balls is a symptom of that. so if youre college age maybe get checked out cuz that shit can make you deaf or kill you.
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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: Newbie]
    #7780132 - 12/20/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Oooooh I like the sound of that.  I should get that for after my post-workout shower.  :strokebeard:




You've never used goldbond WTF?! The color green bottle pictured is the extra strength which I prefer but is a little strong for some people... The gold bottle is the regular. I use the shit every day work out or not its great.

I love to put gold bond on my entire body when I'm rolling, its like sensory overload it feels soooo good.


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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: disturbed]
    #7780158 - 12/20/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

?HUEVOS FRITAS? HOLY FREOLES!



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Re: my balls feel like they are on fire [Re: BrAiN]
    #7780458 - 12/20/07 05:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

burning balls could = infection.

- i know yeast makes your wank-hole burn, and you have trouble peeing - burning balls - Id google that.


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