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InvisibleYidakiMan
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Fucking Cunt
    #7777234 - 12/19/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Wow, some people just deserve to die.

I got a new cell phone two or three weeks ago. I get calls from bill collectors 4-6x a day for the previous owner of the phone number. I answered the first two or three calls, but then I just ignored them. Until today I answered. I told the lady on the phone that I just got the line, that David Tobias doesn't own it anymore, and they should take it off their call list. She replies,"well sir, your number was slated to be removed but since you asked I'll make sure it stays."

I'm going to hunt down that cunt and kill her.


If you know David Tobias from Indianapolis, tell him to fucking pay his bills.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7777242 - 12/19/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:
that sucks i hate dumb bitches like that


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7777245 - 12/19/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Easy fix my friend. Remember these tele-collectors wear headsets. So that means if you pick up the phone and lets say take a blow horn to your end, she would probably get the point. If not a blown ear drum. I usually just get my g/f to scream at the top her lungs into the phone. They usually won't call back.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7777291 - 12/19/07 11:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Seriously, they call at least 4 times a day. 4calls x 30 days in a month = 120 minutes billed.

120 minutes is 17% of my monthly minutes.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7777369 - 12/19/07 11:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well then investing in a blow horn is pretty cost effective now isn't it? Do it man, get those fuckers back for all the times they woke you up. Or when you were waiting for your dealer to call and finally the phone rings and its that bitch. Make them pay!


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7777443 - 12/19/07 12:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

YidakiMan said:
Seriously, they call at least 4 times a day. 4calls x 30 days in a month = 120 minutes billed.

120 minutes is 17% of my monthly minutes.




4 calls a day is insane.

I'd do the blowhorn thing


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7778478 - 12/19/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'd call the better business bureau.

I'd also go as high up the chain as possible in terms of management, and make sure everyone's boss knows that they're wasting company time and yours.

I'd also send those companies a bill for the cell phone minutes.

You want to get em, get em.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7778489 - 12/19/07 05:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

or you could call your cell phone company and get your number changed.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: coda]
    #7778502 - 12/19/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My way is more vindictive.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7778508 - 12/19/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and a waste of time BBB doesn't usually do much and trying to talk to top mgmt is going to be near impossible since most of the time you'll get shifted to voicemail or just ignored.

You're better off using the airhorn method :wink:


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: coda]
    #7778550 - 12/19/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No one said not to use an airhorn.

:grin:


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: coda]
    #7778568 - 12/19/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I agree, the BBB will pretty much be useless.
I can file a complaint with the FTC under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7778571 - 12/19/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They are also a subprime lender, so I am sure my congress critters would love to hear that they disregard the FDCPA in times of crisis.


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Re: Fucking Cunt [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7778591 - 12/19/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Haha, airhorn would be PRICELESS!

My phone has a delayed answer, which is essentially putting them on hold. If not for the minutes issue, you could tell them to please hold, set down the phone, and walk away...for a couple hours.

Next time they call, tell them the check is in the mail.

Tell them that you had the money, but blew it all on a whore and an eight ball of coke last night.

Tell them they'll get their money as soon as it comes off the press(stutter, than say "I mean, bank").

Tell them they'll get the money when you get the stuff.

Tell them their services gave you aids, so you're not paying.

If they're going to waste your time, may as well have fun with it...


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