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OfflinedeXtrous
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Gift suggestion for ex-lover
    #7776029 - 12/18/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I had this very very attractive girl who I was seeing about a month ago, she was really sweet but also quite insecure.

What can I buy her for Christmas that doesn't outright say "I want you back", but also would have a hint of romanticism to think I'm "sweet".

You see I'm very good at manipulating people, especially girls to get them to like me.. I'm just a sloppy present buyer, I can never pick a present when I go shopping.

Thanks shroomerites!


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
    #7776033 - 12/18/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

does she smoke pot? a 20 sack? :laugh:

or some flowers i guess.. a little note that says like "thinking of you"

just a couple ideas..

i'd buy a girl both. because any girl who digs me would have to dig bud.


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
    #7776036 - 12/18/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Write here a note, i just wanted you to know that you mean so much to me that i've given you the gift that keeps on giving....herpes.

it'll melt her heart trust me :wink:

I dunno, in situations like this i always get gift certs or something along those lines.


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
    #7776038 - 12/18/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Cooking stuff. I bought my ex this nice ass CuisinArt blender that she absolutely loved. She always made me smoothies and shit with it.


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: igwna]
    #7776079 - 12/19/07 12:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

skcorrelyt said:
does she smoke pot? a 20 sack? :laugh:

or some flowers i guess.. a little note that says like "thinking of you"

just a couple ideas..

i'd buy a girl both. because any girl who digs me would have to dig bud.





I've given her a bong on two occasions, both times she greened out, puked, and passed out. She hates it now I guess. Flowers would be nice.. It's the first christmas I've been "togeather" with her so I want a kind of long lasting gift, sorry I didn't mention it.


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
    #7776084 - 12/19/07 12:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

deXtrous said:
You see I'm very good at manipulating people




:hypnotoad:


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
    #7776085 - 12/19/07 12:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

*cough

blender...


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7776094 - 12/19/07 12:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

get a dildo kit, cast yourself up and gift rap it. you know she'll use it.. and she'll think of you everytime bahaha! and make sure you get a suction cup for it... its the thought that counts...


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
    #7776134 - 12/19/07 12:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: Dgage]
    #7776258 - 12/19/07 01:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Dgage said:
get a dildo kit, cast yourself up and gift rap it. you know she'll use it.. and she'll think of you everytime bahaha! and make sure you get a suction cup for it... its the thought that counts...





She already has one bro.


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: ivi]
    #7776327 - 12/19/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

the full size of that hypno toad is my current desktop wallpaper.

as for gift ideas; how about finding something that pertains directly to her interests, that shows how well you know her and her tastes.


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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: canid]
    #7776364 - 12/19/07 02:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

magazine subscription


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