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deXtrous
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Gift suggestion for ex-lover
#7776029 - 12/18/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had this very very attractive girl who I was seeing about a month ago, she was really sweet but also quite insecure.
What can I buy her for Christmas that doesn't outright say "I want you back", but also would have a hint of romanticism to think I'm "sweet".
You see I'm very good at manipulating people, especially girls to get them to like me.. I'm just a sloppy present buyer, I can never pick a present when I go shopping.
Thanks shroomerites!
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igwna
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
#7776033 - 12/18/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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does she smoke pot? a 20 sack? 
or some flowers i guess.. a little note that says like "thinking of you"
just a couple ideas..
i'd buy a girl both. because any girl who digs me would have to dig bud.
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
#7776036 - 12/18/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Write here a note, i just wanted you to know that you mean so much to me that i've given you the gift that keeps on giving....herpes.
it'll melt her heart trust me 
I dunno, in situations like this i always get gift certs or something along those lines.
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
#7776038 - 12/18/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cooking stuff. I bought my ex this nice ass CuisinArt blender that she absolutely loved. She always made me smoothies and shit with it.
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deXtrous
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: igwna]
#7776079 - 12/19/07 12:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
skcorrelyt said: does she smoke pot? a 20 sack? 
or some flowers i guess.. a little note that says like "thinking of you"
just a couple ideas..
i'd buy a girl both. because any girl who digs me would have to dig bud.
I've given her a bong on two occasions, both times she greened out, puked, and passed out. She hates it now I guess. Flowers would be nice.. It's the first christmas I've been "togeather" with her so I want a kind of long lasting gift, sorry I didn't mention it.
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
#7776084 - 12/19/07 12:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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deXtrous said: You see I'm very good at manipulating people
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mushroomplume
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
#7776085 - 12/19/07 12:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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*cough
blender...
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Dgage
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: mushroomplume]
#7776094 - 12/19/07 12:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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get a dildo kit, cast yourself up and gift rap it. you know she'll use it.. and she'll think of you everytime bahaha! and make sure you get a suction cup for it... its the thought that counts...
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: deXtrous]
#7776134 - 12/19/07 12:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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deXtrous
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: Dgage]
#7776258 - 12/19/07 01:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Dgage said: get a dildo kit, cast yourself up and gift rap it. you know she'll use it.. and she'll think of you everytime bahaha! and make sure you get a suction cup for it... its the thought that counts...
She already has one bro.
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canid
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: ivi]
#7776327 - 12/19/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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the full size of that hypno toad is my current desktop wallpaper.
as for gift ideas; how about finding something that pertains directly to her interests, that shows how well you know her and her tastes.
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Re: Gift suggestion for ex-lover [Re: canid]
#7776364 - 12/19/07 02:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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magazine subscription
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