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OfflineMrBump
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Christmas Bonuses, anyone?
    #7774942 - 12/18/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

so, what (if anything) did any of you guys get as a bonus from your employer this year? some of my friends get pretty nice bonuses, some get Schrooged. An ex-gf once got $5K for Christmas bonus (then 4 people quit w/in a month so that never happened again.)

Myself, my firm kinda Scrooged me - $50 gift card and this stupid "sonic keychain" if you loose your keys you are supposed to whistle and the keychain beeps and flashes. so I am sitting in my cube whistling like a dumbass for about 30 - 40 seconds...got it to work once, it hasnt worked since. still, the $50 will help with the gas costs to drive to Ohio this wk end.


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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7774954 - 12/18/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I get shit.








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OfflineCosmicFool
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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7774984 - 12/18/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got a free "all included" trip to Aruba


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7774998 - 12/18/07 06:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

sweet.

a friend of mine works for a small aluminum siding company. the company takes all the employees - about 12 people - to Mexico for 5 days in January.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7775020 - 12/18/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i get 5% of what i made on the year.. so it will be about 2,500.00 after taxes


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: trauma47645]
    #7775217 - 12/18/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

$50 publix gift card. cheap fuck. hes finishing having his SECOND + million dollar house built, has 6 cars all over $75k, travels the world what seems like monthly and all we get is a measly $50 PUBLIX GIFT CARD! :crankey:

at least give us cash you fuckwad. :nonono:


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7775835 - 12/18/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Edited by Cowgold (01/10/08 09:10 AM)


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Offlinefapjack
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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7775852 - 12/18/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My company are a bunch of cheap fucks, they are raffling a $50 gift card out between 4 fucking people. I find this to be an insult, they should have saved their fucking money and just got us nothing. The idea that only 1 person gets something is insulting.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7775926 - 12/18/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don't get a christmas bonus per say...

HOWEVER

For Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years-even those these are my normal days off and I don't have to work them-I still get 8 hours holiday pay... which makes the last 8 hours of my regular shifts on those weeks OT.

so that comes to about an extra $864... then in Jan I get a bonus that 5% of my yearly income, so that'll be $1875

so $2739 in extra moolah.

plus i'll get some type of raise in Jan... not sure how much though.

oh LOL for my part-time gig I got $25.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7775974 - 12/18/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Free cable internet, free digital cable w/ all premium channels and free phone service. Also a $30 gift card to McDonald's.

Not too shabby :wink:


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: Babo911]
    #7776236 - 12/19/07 01:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

all i got is:
1. to be run off my feet for this week, and
2. to have to change shifts to suit the company i work for.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: Artnotwar]
    #7776264 - 12/19/07 01:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you all wanna hear some shit? in my job there are temps and full hire. ive been a temp for about 7 months busting my ass working as many hours as full hires if not more. well the full hires are getting i think 6% of what they made this year which is fucking great. in the past 7 months ive made about 19,000. im not sure what 6% is but im sure its a lot. you have know idea how much this shit pisses me off.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: imthenewpope]
    #7776324 - 12/19/07 01:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

bout 45 bucks if i come in to work friday and weds

on the other hand my pops celebrated his 30th anniversery at work the other day and copped a 46" plasma hd tv:drooling:

mos definantly askin for a wii for xmas :hehehe:


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7776553 - 12/19/07 06:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

laid off.

but - they are taking us to see a movie. :boxerface: ood


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Invisibleimthenewpope
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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7776766 - 12/19/07 08:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

"im sorry, were going to have to let you all go. dont worry though, everything will be okay because we are taking you to a movie."

"do you get to pick the movie?"

"no"


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: imthenewpope]
    #7776785 - 12/19/07 08:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

imthenewpope said:
In the past 7 months ive made about 19,000. im not sure what 6% is but im sure its a lot. you have know idea how much this shit pisses me off.




$1140


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7777139 - 12/19/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No christmas bonus here... in fact I don't know anyone who gets a christmas bonus. I've heard them talked about in movies and books... Maybe it's an American thing?

I remember Clark Griswold thought he would get enough to install a pool but instead he got a membership to the dessert of the month club.

My boss is probably going to give me a few paid days off, but only because he's generous in that way, and I'm his only full time employee.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: Wysefool]
    #7777170 - 12/19/07 10:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

thats fucked up! close to 1200 bucks. this would help out so much. man fuck this shit, im gonna burn the mother fucker down.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: imthenewpope]
    #7777221 - 12/19/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got a check for $25.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: xaeviax]
    #7777230 - 12/19/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Last 2 years I got $300 so if it's less I will be  :doublefu:


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7777501 - 12/19/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got 500 from the place I'm interning at...I make 10 an hour, work 12 hours a week :lol: 


I was verrrry suprised to see that check


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7777542 - 12/19/07 12:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I was helping design and build instruments down in FL for a company, the second year I was there the owner game me a $10,000 bonus b/c the designs turned out so well. The next year he fired me. I became a liability being younger and having the knowledge of the shady shit he was doing in China to get our instruments cheap as fuck.

I was young and stupid about it, my name was no where near the designs and I did nothing to cover my ass.



Oh well the 10g's was nice while it lasted.


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: MrBump]
    #7858186 - 01/10/08 08:44 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Hi thecornking,

My boss invited us all to test the dessert of the month club from here:

http://www.davidscookies.com/index.cfm?action=campaign&cid=7

I must confess: I'm not the kind of guy who likes desserts, but this one was great!


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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: wiangube]
    #7858207 - 01/10/08 08:48 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)



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Re: Christmas Bonuses, anyone? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7858213 - 01/10/08 08:49 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

After not getting my bonus, I wrote my boss a real nice letter explaining that I need to earn more money and be able to pick up more night shifts. Yesterday we talked, and today I'm getting my bonus. Woot!


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