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It seems like it is always hoes before bros
    #7774854 - 12/18/07 06:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

im in the pub, and here is my sob story:

why is it that the saying goes, "bros before hoes," when the opposite is true. what kind of guy in the right mind would trade pussy for any amount of alcohol and cigars? sadly, i dont happen to be in that position, and what sucks more is that i have before, and now i know how my bro feels. i know that he wont change (he is ditching me right nigh...bastard), i know that i wont...but damn, can a steady vagina tear down the walls of Troy? Can a vagina bring happiness to one but mass famine to many (or at least that ones circle of fuck-ups)? can anyone out there explain to me why in reality hoes come before bros?


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Re: It seems like it is always hoes before bros [Re: Diglottic_Sun]
    #7774886 - 12/18/07 06:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I try to hang out with my friends as often as normal whenever I acquire a fuck buddy. But yeah, going to sleep with a naked woman pressed up against you in the afterglow of great sex feels much better than cigars and alcohol with your buddies unfortunately. I wish it weren't true. I really do.







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Re: It seems like it is always hoes before bros [Re: Diglottic_Sun]
    #7774909 - 12/18/07 06:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

For me, "bros before hoes" simply means not letting women get between me and my friends. If my friend has his eyes on some chick, I'm not gonna try and pursue her, even if she's flirting with me. And of course, never, EVER sleep with your friend's girlfriend. Don't sleep with his ex either, unless he's very explicit about it being ok. Of course, I don't have to worry much about either right now, as both my social life and sex life are currently non-existent.


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Re: It seems like it is always hoes before bros [Re: Learyfan]
    #7774913 - 12/18/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I was single, girls were defiantly better than booze and cigars. But I found opiates that all changed, my bro & drugs were all I needed! The high was better than sex! It was bros b4 hoes then...but soon it became drugs b4 anything. A few years of that, and I realized how stupid it all was. Fun and I would never do it any different but I'm glad I'm sober/semi-sober now.


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Re: It seems like it is always hoes before bros [Re: Silversoul]
    #7775105 - 12/18/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I agree and yet....

I actually lost some friends over this...well didn't really lose but lost touch

my buddy had his eye on this chick(gorgeous and smart) but she made it very clear that she had her eye on me

but I was still trying to make it work with my now EX and denied all her advances...eventually she started dating my friend but even after that she hung off my every word...sat right up next to me rubbin my head...and I could just FEEL my friends pain when she was doing this and I got up and said I was leaving...she asked me not to leave but I was out the fuckin door and since we were all kinda in the middle of a move anyways I sorta cut off contact(it was all just too awkward)

but I felt bad like I had deserted my friends so I hung out with them a few times recently(we all went tricker treating on halloween) but I was very drunk and I remember one key point where we were sitting RIGHT Up against each other and I was def rubbin my leg against hers slightly...I ended up leaving and last time I saw her she told me that she broke it off with him because of something that happened on halloween but she wouldn't tell me what(she said it was a realization from the acid she was on) I"m now single as well and I'm thinking I should call her

we have so much in common and shes stunning and faithful and sweet...but I dunno something always felt weird about it(probably because my friend was obviously in love with her)

I dunno


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Re: It seems like it is always hoes before bros [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7775141 - 12/18/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Iamthewalrus said:
I agree and yet....

I actually lost some friends over this...well didn't really lose but lost touch

my buddy had his eye on this chick(gorgeous and smart) but she made it very clear that she had her eye on me

but I was still trying to make it work with my now EX and denied all her advances...eventually she started dating my friend but even after that she hung off my every word...sat right up next to me rubbin my head...and I could just FEEL my friends pain when she was doing this and I got up and said I was leaving...she asked me not to leave but I was out the fuckin door and since we were all kinda in the middle of a move anyways I sorta cut off contact(it was all just too awkward)

but I felt bad like I had deserted my friends so I hung out with them a few times recently(we all went tricker treating on halloween) but I was very drunk and I remember one key point where we were sitting RIGHT Up against each other and I was def rubbin my leg against hers slightly...I ended up leaving and last time I saw her she told me that she broke it off with him because of something that happened on halloween but she wouldn't tell me what(she said it was a realization from the acid she was on) I"m now single as well and I'm thinking I should call her

we have so much in common and shes stunning and faithful and sweet...but I dunno something always felt weird about it(probably because my friend was obviously in love with her)

I dunno




you sound like a damn good friend.

but she doesnt sound too faithful after that business with your friend. i'd say go for her if it wouldnt create tension between you and your friend.



unfortunatly it is "hoes before bros" a lot.
as i too had happen to me recently.
but i know i'd never do that shit. so i feel okay about it happeneing to me., feel like the better man i guess.


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