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BlueCoyote
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: Icelander]
#7777505 - 12/19/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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So are you and your/the/our reality really part of your/the/our I-magi-Nation ?
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: BlueCoyote]
#7777539 - 12/19/07 12:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hard to say.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: Icelander]
#7777744 - 12/19/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just consider each combination and make the average of yes and nos  I am just jokingly requestioning the status/impact/affection of imagination one gives to reality 
To thread, my first idea is simply, maybe Jebuz and friends simply had some deep neurosis, which was very common at those times. So one has to reconsider the definition of 'neurosis'. And that's why there are no more Platos, Avatars, Buddhas and whatever guy who represent TAO or G*d or the supreme reality, whatever. They all end in the mental ill-houses and no one would consider them anymore. This backfires on them to maybe really go finally insane, especially with all these psycho drug medications in lack of their own control. Maybe one could save some from there if one reaches them early enough, but their history seems to have a long foreplay almost everytime.
Whatever.
edit:On the other hand, Jesbuzz never clainmed to be the super-dude and always refers to his 'father' who/which works through him. Damned, we need some reasonable dudes/dudesses of that sort again !
Edited by BlueCoyote (12/19/07 02:30 PM)
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Jesus reffered to himself as the son of man to counteract exactly this check these out if you'd like i've read all of them and plan on re reading they aren't your usual dogmatic religious mumbo jumbo they seem to be the truth in my humble opinion www.christsway.co.za
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Quote:
reeferaddict69 said: ...then the only difference between Jesus and us is he was supposedly born of a virgin birth, resurrected, and did a lot of wonderful things.
http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/LOL/sounds/JesusBaptist.wav
http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/LOL/sounds/renouncedevil.wav
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Edited by Icelander (12/21/07 01:28 PM)
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: MushroomTrip]
#7810032 - 12/29/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Marry: "No mom, really! I didn't have sex! I'm a virgin!"
Marry's mother: "WTF Marry, how the F do you explain that?"
Marry: "I dunno. It's an act of god!"
Marry's mother: "WTF you f'ing jew, there's no god!"
Some Jew turn Christian: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS RIGHT A F'ING BOOK! SHE IS THE GIVER OF THE JEBUS! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!"
Joseph: "Ahhhh... well... I f'd Mary."
Some Jew turn Christian: "WTFWTFWTFWTF MARY IS F'ING GOD'S F'ING WIFE YOU DUMB F!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( Some Jew turn Christian kills Joseph)
Some Jew turn Christian: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SUN OF GOD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I WANT TO RAPE LITTLE BOYS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG"
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From what I've read Jesus came from God, and although he is the son, he is a part of God. Which technically makes him God also.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: kidaihuan]
#7810650 - 12/29/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kidaihuan said: Marry: "No mom, really! I didn't have sex! I'm a virgin!"
Marry's mother: "WTF Marry, how the F do you explain that?"
Marry: "I dunno. It's an act of god!"
Marry's mother: "WTF you f'ing jew, there's no god!"
Some Jew turn Christian: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS RIGHT A F'ING BOOK! SHE IS THE GIVER OF THE JEBUS! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!"
Joseph: "Ahhhh... well... I f'd Mary."
Some Jew turn Christian: "WTFWTFWTFWTF MARY IS F'ING GOD'S F'ING WIFE YOU DUMB F!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( Some Jew turn Christian kills Joseph)
Some Jew turn Christian: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SUN OF GOD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I WANT TO RAPE LITTLE BOYS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG"
lol
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: Silversoul]
#7820453 - 01/01/08 03:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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No body comes to the Father except through the Son. God is pretty pissed with human kind right now. God got tired of micro managing us and realized that no amound of blood could atone for our trespasses, so he sent his ONLY son to die for us...the ultimate sacrafice. God is pretty wrathful, thank God for Jesus...if Jesus saves, I might be ok.....I could just be fertilizer...but I am working on securing a nice spaceship for the afterlife.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: Silversoul]
#7820609 - 01/01/08 04:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yes mary was a young unmarried girl, betrothed to a marry a young man named joseph. it is safe to say she was a virgin at the time of her divine conception, and the significance here is simply that it would not have had the same effect if God's only son was born of a married woman with 3 kids already.
the son of man was to be brought into the world via an untouched woman with a powerful faith in God.
joseph hadn't hit it yet, otherwise they would have thought it was there's (not the messiah) ...and thought "oh shit we're pregnant" but they had been sent an angel to explain the whole shin-dig.
and we can be sure of that because in those days if joseph had not yet gotten some of that, he might assume she was unfaithful and had mary killed.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: mosspatch]
#7820653 - 01/01/08 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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If anyone would have found out, the law of the time said death by stoning...and I hear Joseph was a law abiding dude.
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They'd both tag team mary to make an Anti Christ...there is no god.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: BlueCoyote]
#8011123 - 02/11/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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BlueCoyote said: So are you and your/the/our reality really part of your/the/our I-magi-Nation ?
hehe, you clever lil fella you
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: Cracka_X]
#8012543 - 02/12/08 09:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus was a pirate.

With one thing on his mind.

The plan.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: Silversoul]
#8012576 - 02/12/08 09:41 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: I tend to think of Jesus as an avatar. In Hinduism, all people and things are manifestations of Brahman, but an avatar is imbued with full awareness and connection to one's divine nature. They are, in that sense, fully human and fully divine.
yeah i can agree with this.. virgin birth? come on now.
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Re: If Jesus was the son of God... [Re: igwna]
#8012592 - 02/12/08 09:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In hinduism they all go into a mass circle jerk and jack eatchother off as they pray to allah. Then allah comes down and tells them they need to leave there little boys as a present for allah. Then they all go into planes and run into a giant building because allah says them too.
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igwna
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something tells me you've read very little about hinduism
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