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 Muppet
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 so I lost my job, right? 
#7773714 - 12/18/07 02:52 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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remember that bitch that I told you all about who was trying to get me fired...well...I stooped down to her level the other day, and swiped her keys from her knowing that the district manager was going to be stopping by later on that afternoon
the idea was that that this would turn into a fiasco, and that I could simply be the one who 'found' the keys later on, and nothing woulda really been wrong per se but she'd at least look bad in front of the big boss...and *perhaps* that would give the store manager a reason to keep a little closer eye on her (and he would finally start catching on to all the bullshit that she does behind his back)
needless to say though: it didn't work out like that
- homegirl here flips the fuck out and calls the manager, like, nine times over the course of the next coupla hours
- he gets all pissed and decides to come on down to the store to sort this mess out himself
- HIS boss then (the one who had been stopping by anyway) somehow or another catches wind of this, and she orders him that SHE was gonna 'fix this problem'
- and meanwhile I'm just laughing it up on the inside thinking this is gonna turn out better then I had expected
until snaggletooth reminds me about the cameras
I forgot about the fucken cameras 
so I'm all freaking out thinking the first thing she's gonna do is go straight for the tape, and I'm all trying desperately to think of at least one place that hadn't been searched yet (which was tough enough as it was considering they had already tore that place apart looking for em) BUT I also had to slip it in there without anyone seeing me put em there
which obviously didn't happen
(cause there were just too many
people running around like chickens
with their heads cut off at that point)
so now the district manager comes in and IMMEDIATELY takes snaggletooth out into the food court to go reprimand her for the next three or four hours straight...during which time - I get off the clock
so on my way out I decide to toss the keys down on the prep table in the back (knowing that they'd find them when they came in / and knowing that nobody else there would know how they got there / and knowing that this one would inevitably come back to me because I woulda been the only one that could have put them there / and *thinking* that I could have just played it off like I found em under the keyboard or some shit, and left em out on the table before I left so that they'd at least get back to where they needed to be)
this was my thought process at the time...and it sounded good in theory
- but the boss didn't question me about it the next day
- things went on as if this whole thing just sorta blew over
- and everything was back to normal around there
but I was disappointed about the fact that she didn't get more then she did
(and worried about the fact that she would suspect I was behind this, and try even harder to get me fired because of it)
so I made the mistake of writing the boss a 'fuck-that-hoe' letter - explaining all the dirty shit she does behind his back
and he was expecting an 'Im-sorry-I-fucked-up' letter instead
that was the final nail in my coffin 
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Stizzle
Stranger
Registered: 04/26/07
Posts: 754
Loc: Tuvalu
Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
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 Re: so I lost my job, right? [Re: Muppet]
#7773724 - 12/18/07 02:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha... interesting. I could see myself doing the same type shit as I work w/ a big fat dumb ho.
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 jewunit
Brutal!
Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,203
Loc: Ohio 
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Re: so I lost my job, right? [Re: Muppet]
#7773746 - 12/18/07 03:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wrong.
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im_on_a_boat
Stranger
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 3,950
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Re: so I lost my job, right? [Re: Stizzle]
#7773747 - 12/18/07 03:03 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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go into construction or be a mechanic or something..
more money to be made and women wont be on your back..
or go to school and then you can be her boss and fire that bitch.
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend
Registered: 08/15/02
Posts: 52,835
Loc: ON DA BLOCK
Last seen: 1 month, 14 days
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Re: so I lost my job, right? [Re: Muppet]
#7773755 - 12/18/07 03:05 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn muppet that blows bro
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