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Offlinehoopershroomer
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i think i should be a pornstar.....because
    #7773565 - 12/18/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i am sick of seeing these fucking clips of girls moaning and screaming "yes! yes! yes! fuck me!" to a fucking 4, or 5 inch dick thrusting in an out of their pussy. i look at these guys and just think "my god your dick is small, how the fuck are you on this video?!?!" but then again the girls could just be faking it, but some of them i genuinely think they are loving it that much

i swear my dick is twice these guys' size and if i were to replace them to fuck the girls they are fucking, man, these bitches wouldn't be able to speak a few hours later they'd be screaming so much.

i know some of you guys can relate to this:smirk:

odesnt it piss you off to see these little dicked fuckers fucking these hot woman and making them moan? its like man I SHOULD BE A PORNSTAR!
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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7773572 - 12/18/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

This might just be the biggest problem guys like us will ever face in our lifetime.

some girls dont like the big guns that much tho. they might say they can handle it, but see what they think when they cant walk right.


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7773627 - 12/18/07 12:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Lame. My best friend worked for the porn industry for years here in the greater Los Angeles area (not as an on-camera star, mind you). I've been to a couple directors and title release parties and can assure you, being a porn star is defeinitely NOT all about having a big dick. Sure it's a bonus, but the hardest thing about being a porn star (no pun intended), is being able to keep it hard in front of a crew and cameras all the while you got this lady yellin' and moanin' on you the whole time, and having the ability to ejaculate on command and not a moment sooner. I guarantee you, most guys would not be able to handle the pressure, regardless the size of their pecker.

You want to be a porn star? How about walkin' up to the producer / director and asking him... it wouldn't be surprising if he asked you to drop your pants and get hard right then and there. If you can't do it, then go look for another job.

PS. Most of the girls in that industry have terrible backround history. No doubt it could be fun for some, but there is a lot of baggage there.


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: geokills]
    #7773709 - 12/18/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: geokills]
    #7773718 - 12/18/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah man, and you have to take into account you're watching it on a computer monitor :shrug:

As much as I'd like to fuck loads of sluts, being a pornstar would be degrading..


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7773942 - 12/18/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A large segment of the straight male porn audience gets insecure when the girl has sex with some demi-god superman. They don't enjoy the porno as much because they feel they are no match for that guy in competition over the female.

This is why a lot of porn is done with less-than-ideal men, or in a way that is degrading or makes the girl look like she'd do anyone. This is also why a lot of straight guys like to watch lesbian porn, at a deeper level than "two chicks FTW!"

Theres always a slight degree of homosexuality to watching straight porn, because even though the guy in the movie is a psychological stand-in for the viewer, the viewer is still watching a naked guy in a sexual situation.

I'm not saying it about lesbian porn etc, but a guy who gets off on especially degrading porn usually has substantial self esteem issues.


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7773968 - 12/18/07 02:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

also it's good to take into account that male porn stars make almost nothing compared to females unless they shoot a lot of scenes.  I like watching porn, i like making my own videos with my girl, but those videos usually end up getting erased a day or two later.  I wouldn't want my naked ass on the internet or dvd that's for sure, as im sure most of the population wouldn't either :wink:


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
    #7773975 - 12/18/07 02:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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coda said:
also it's good to take into account that male porn stars make almost nothing compared to females unless they shoot a lot of scenes.



A lot of male porn stars will do gay porn because it pays better.


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Silversoul]
    #7774016 - 12/18/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

gay porn, and scat porn is how you make $ if you are a guy. dont matter how big your dong be


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7774142 - 12/18/07 02:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Its not about the size of your dick in the industry. Its about being able to use your dick in front of 20 guys filming you, and perhaps a few jacking off to you banging a chick while waiting for their turn. Then to have to jerk off on a chicks face while shes saying "Hurry the fuck up I wanna get out of here" every 10 seconds. Not to mention regardless of how big you THINK your dick might be, you really think it makes a difference to these whores that fuck 10 guys a day? Your going to feel even less than she is. Porn stars refer to themselves as "actors" and this is for a reason, the chicks are faking it. They may like what they do, but these bitches are not getting off I can promise you that.

There are FEW guys out there that can do it WITHOUT Viagra, and even then its pretty hard. But hey if you think your cut out for it, try it. You may be the next Peter North, or you may be like the millions of other guys like you and just end up humiliated.


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Edited by 2FiNiTe (12/18/07 03:02 PM)

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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7774149 - 12/18/07 03:02 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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A lot of male porn stars will do gay porn because it pays better.




im sure it does.  Even though i have nothing against homosexuality the pay would have to be in the tens of thousands per scene for me to consider something like gay porn.  Plus, if i would have trouble getting it up with a hot naked chick in front of me waiting to get fucked, i think it'd be nigh impossible with some dood bent over spreading his ass apart.  In fact i think i'd just panic and run out screaming :wink:

I don't care how much it pays id never do anything involving scat, ugh, id just end up puking everywhere if it even got that far.  Far as i know tho they'd probably film it and make even more money off of it :wink:


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
    #7774156 - 12/18/07 03:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Scat isn't scat without someone yuking up shit-puke.:lol:


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Edited by 2FiNiTe (12/18/07 03:04 PM)

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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7774167 - 12/18/07 03:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yah, if it happened id be asking them to double my pay for the extra work :wink:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
    #7774172 - 12/18/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Not to mention the 4 gallons of mouthwash & toothpaste you'd have to buy to get that taste out of your mouth. :puke:


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7774280 - 12/18/07 03:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hoopershroomer said:
i am sick of seeing these fucking clips of girls moaning and screaming "yes! yes! yes! fuck me!" to a fucking 4, or 5 inch dick thrusting in an out of their pussy. i look at these guys and just think "my god your dick is small, how the fuck are you on this video?!?!" but then again the girls could just be faking it, but some of them i genuinely think they are loving it that much

i swear my dick is twice these guys' size and if i were to replace them to fuck the girls they are fucking, man, these bitches wouldn't be able to speak a few hours later they'd be screaming so much.

i know some of you guys can relate to this:smirk:

odesnt it piss you off to see these little dicked fuckers fucking these hot woman and making them moan? its like man I SHOULD BE A PORNSTAR!
:rofl2:




LOL, thanks for the laugh.


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
    #7774304 - 12/18/07 03:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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coda said:
Quote:

A lot of male porn stars will do gay porn because it pays better.




im sure it does.  Even though i have nothing against homosexuality the pay would have to be in the tens of thousands per scene for me to consider something like gay porn.  Plus, if i would have trouble getting it up with a hot naked chick in front of me waiting to get fucked, i think it'd be nigh impossible with some dood bent over spreading his ass apart.  In fact i think i'd just panic and run out screaming :wink:

I don't care how much it pays id never do anything involving scat, ugh, id just end up puking everywhere if it even got that far.  Far as i know tho they'd probably film it and make even more money off of it :wink:




I would bet that its pretty much down the middle(faking vs non faking)

I've watched many scenes where I'm 100% sure the chick is truely getting off and enjoying herself

EDIT: shit I quoted the wrong person...ah well I think you know who I'm replying too :wink:

Edited by Iamthewalrus (12/18/07 03:48 PM)

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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: Syle]
    #7774320 - 12/18/07 03:51 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

lolz you guys took me to seriously i was just kidding around. i was just basically saying its ironic how these guys with small dicks get to be on porn videos and shit and making girls scream, when my dick is twice the size of theres, thats all :smirk:

but what the hell i never knew that male porn stars will do gay porn because it pays better!? that would be so demoralizing for a male to transfer into gay pron just for the money, how fucking digusting IMO

but i never took into account the self esteem part along with other factors. it seems that being a pornstar would be kinda a stressful job to some extent. just think about all that cum you have to produce, nut after nut, and how long you would have to wait to fuck to bust one of those huge loads! haha

and fellas for the record, i would never be a pornstar :lol:


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #7774404 - 12/18/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

"i would never be a pornstar" haha right. Trust me you would. Who wouldn't, if you had the ability, want to do that day in and day out for a job. Hell if you enjoy being up in attics in 140 degrees to 150 degrees heights.. be an AC/HEAT repairman!.

People here made some really good points though, really informing me on it more then I was before.

I wouldn't do a gay porn sex scene for 25 grand no way no how.

You know just how demoralizing that would be if someone around these parts actually FOUND the video. I'd have to fucking move it'd be so bad.


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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: future]
    #7774421 - 12/18/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i don't know, it might be fun for a little while, but think about it. It's just like any other job, soon enough you're going to get tired of it just like anything else, not only that but it's physically demanding as well. I would think that after a while the sex would almost become boring and monotonous, at least to me, i love sex but i couldn't imagine doing porn for a living.


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: i think i should be a pornstar.....because [Re: coda]
    #7774425 - 12/18/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

come to think of it, there was a series of movies where amateur viewers could come on (after screening) and fuck a pornstar.  They were allowed to wear a mask and provided the could get/keep it up they could fuck til they came.

That would be something i would consider, get to fuck a pornstar, hide your identity, and have a copy of the act to hold on to :wink:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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