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So I got a date with a black chick.
#7769539 - 12/17/07 01:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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And she's cool as hell, and smokin.
Mixing flavors FTW!
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769549 - 12/17/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Once you go black, you never go back!
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769550 - 12/17/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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She got a big booty?
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: RobMarley420]
#7769555 - 12/17/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enormous, I can't wait.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: RobMarley420]
#7769560 - 12/17/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I almost hooked up with a black chick once, it was no good. I went out to the bars one night on xanax and of course had a blackout night. Woke up the next moring with "Pleasure's" phone number in my pocket with no idea who the fuck she was. Called my friend to see what happened and he tells me Pleasure is some 30 year old black chick that was 200+ pounds. Not cool.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: RobMarley420]
#7769566 - 12/17/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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 rumpelstiltskin?
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Jack Albertson]
#7769588 - 12/17/07 01:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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purple pussy.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: RobMarley420]
#7769595 - 12/17/07 01:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pleasure is some 30 year old black chick that was 200+ pounds

I'd end up getting drunk again and calling her......." Hey baby you want a lil slap and pickle"....
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769600 - 12/17/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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With wat they are used to, you won't even touch the sides
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769603 - 12/17/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Every time I go to the bar now I've got the thought in the back of my head "What if I run into that Pleasure chick? She's gonna recoginize me and I'm gonna have no idea who the fuck she is."
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Ego Death]
#7769609 - 12/17/07 01:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ego Death said: With wat they are used to, you won't even touch the sides
Like a hot-dog going down a hall-way.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Ego Death]
#7769616 - 12/17/07 01:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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This chick I'm talking to dates white guys.......I don't even know if she ever dateda black guy before, but her last couple were white.....
Either way if you believe that black is bigger garbage, you probably just have a small penis......
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769623 - 12/17/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Naaa but I seen this video with that omar guy in it man that puts even a good 7incher to shame.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Ego Death]
#7769635 - 12/17/07 01:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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John holmes was white as shit, and he had a horse cock swinging bewteen his legs.....
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769664 - 12/17/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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The trait is simply more common in black dudes than white dudes. Who the fuck knows why, all I know is that theres a shitton of black dudes wayy smaller than me. And probably a ton of white guys bigger. Who the fuck cares be happy you got one and the doc didn't sear it off circumcising you.
If you think your small just remember:
Small+Skillful=Plentiful Whores Big + unskilled=a lot of girls who don't call back
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Edited by 2FiNiTe (12/17/07 01:34 PM)
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7769675 - 12/17/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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black booty is sweet I gotta admit I love a white chick with a big black girls ass, hell yeah
Most my friends they look down on big ass give it to me I say
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Ego Death]
#7769707 - 12/17/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Big asses 
The best part of a chick I think.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7769848 - 12/17/07 02:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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wear a cotton shirt.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7770559 - 12/17/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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vandago said: Enormous, I can't wait.
hahaha. like a fat kid waiting for a candy store to open.
ive always wanted to date a bangin sista, however, it just hasnt happened. and i dont forsee it in the near future. however, if the one im with now ever pisses me off, im definately going for it.
van you lucky dog.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7770573 - 12/17/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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The one time I had sex with a black chick, I was robbed for almost $200. I fucked her for a good 3 days straight and she was pretty though, so at least it wasn't a total lost. Make sure you hide your money.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7770767 - 12/17/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I remember when I had my date with a black chick. Well, it was more of a one night stand. Well, not a one night stand, because we're engaged now. Suffice to say, maybe there is something to that "never go back" thing.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: NobodyCares]
#7770784 - 12/17/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Black chicks are alright, at least the ones that don't have greasy stink ass hair, so like... 10%.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7770799 - 12/17/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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2FiNiTe said: Big asses 
The best part of a chick I think.
i agree. I am a definite BOOTY man. i love sexy women with beautiful asses, so nice 
....and "once you go white, that aint right!"
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: hoopershroomer]
#7770832 - 12/17/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, im not much of a boob man, i mean i love em too. but a chick can have small boobs and still be hot, she has to have an ass though. no ass, no pass. ive always been an ass man.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Innominate]
#7770841 - 12/17/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My girl has really good curly hair that isn't nappy or greasy. Thank God. She is however, absolutely insane about it, I can't tell you how many times I've been stopped *during sex* because I was messing up her hair.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7770849 - 12/17/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That seems cool man as long as shes not one of those loud obnoxious niggers.
Edited by moses (12/17/07 06:26 PM)
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: NobodyCares]
#7770861 - 12/17/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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NobodyCares said: My girl has really good curly hair that isn't nappy or greasy. Thank God. She is however, absolutely insane about it, I can't tell you how many times I've been stopped *during sex* because I was messing up her hair.
haha. "god damnit *insert name here*! youre fuckin up my hair! if youre not more careful, youre cut off tonight!"
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: moses]
#7770875 - 12/17/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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moses said: That seems cool man as long as shes not one of those loud obnoxious niggers.
wow that is uneccessary. FUCK YOU
"no ass, no pass"  i like that, reminds me alot of myself
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: gENERIX]
#7772173 - 12/17/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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if you cum on her face does that count as a hate crime?
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i'd rather have some juicy tits than ass. but i do enjoy big ass.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7773324 - 12/18/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just remember the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice haha
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: vandago]
#7773366 - 12/18/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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It is one of my life long ambitions to nail a ghetto black chick (not a crackwhore, one of those sassy psuedo-ghetto black chicks with attitude)
I think the whole attraction is the cultural difference, nailing a 'white' black chick (ya know; the sort that deny their heritage and suck up to the man) just wouldn't be the same.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Cepheus]
#7773515 - 12/18/07 11:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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people say im white because im articulate and care about bigger things than the new young jeezy cd. Because of the tradition of breeding hatred most americans associate stupidity with minority and intelligence as being a "white" behavior. And dating psuedo ghetto chicks isnt wise because they act that way to get the attention of people on their level. It's a homing beacon for idiots and criminals.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Cepheus]
#7773549 - 12/18/07 11:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cepheus said: I think the whole attraction is the cultural difference, nailing a 'white' black chick (ya know; the sort that deny their heritage and suck up to the man) just wouldn't be the same.
That's the only kind of black chick I would nail, other than one from Africa or Jamaica.
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Re: So I got a date with a black chick. [Re: Jack Albertson]
#7773704 - 12/18/07 12:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wouldn't date one of those sassy bitches, but I'd sure as fuck put it in every hole 
I'd date one of those 'white' black chicks, because they're basically white people with dark skin; and there isn't the cultural differences to overcome.
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