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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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im a wolf
    #7760646 - 12/14/07 11:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

there is nothing more intoxicating than .....

to be able to stare a man in the eyes from 10 metres away and not blink

he keeps his gaze for a few seconds.. he puts his head down and to the right.. he's been dominated

you walk up to the couple waiting for a bus outside the station

"you got a light?"

"yeah i got a light"

you take the light and sprinkle some crack in a pipe

"hope this doesnt offend you guys"

"hey, dont i know you"

"ya, i know you. you're name's kelly"

you hit the pipe, ssssttt whooohh

"you can keep the light.. i dont need it"

the couple are sharing a cigarette

"you wanna know something funny, kelly?"

"what's that?"

"i was there when my parents got murdered"

"..."

"i was there. i had to clean up the mess"

"why are you telling me this?"

you take 5 more puffs of the crack pipe

"im telling you... because i know you miss your mom.. call her, kelly"

kelly nods her head

the bus arrives

you take one more puff of the crack pipe

"someone's gonna die tonight. it ain't me, but someone's gonna die. someone's gonna have to die tonight. yep. someone's gonna die"

you laugh

nothing matters but getting a knife. whatever happens from there is something to figure out when the knife is in hand.

stay tuned for part 2


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7760705 - 12/15/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

in the bus you jump from bar to bar, like a ferocious monkey

an old woman, about 60 year old walks on to the bus

"OOPS, SORRY" you shout in her ear as you elbow her in the ribs

"HEY! Hands off in this bus" the bus driver tells you

"Is this the society we live in? Hands off?"

"As long as I'm driving this bus, those are the rules"

"Well I don't play by your rules, chief. This bus runs under my jurisdiction now"

You thrust your hand out and choke the 60 year old woman to death. she spits at you but you are safe. it dribbles down her chin.

you swing a backpack from your back to your front, you take a wrench out of the large pocket

"IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. AND IM NOT PLAYING"

you hit the bus driver over the head with the wrench, the bus starts veering to the left but you quickly quick the driver out of his seat and take the wheel

you dial a number on your cell phone. it's your mother on the other line

"HEY MOOOOOM"

"grant?"

"ITS YOUR SON GRAAANT. GUESS WHAT MOOOM"

"what's going on grant?"

"YOUR SON KILLED A MAN TONIGHT, MOM! YOUR SON KILLED A MAN"

you, grant, hit the breaks on the bus. you start panting heavily and  take out a 18mm out of your belt.

"i said someones gonna die tonight, but it's not me. but this time... this time, it's me"

:machinegun:

you grant shoot yourself to death

the last image in grant's mind was a 10 year old boy

his last word was a curse against this boy

his last thought was "i hope i did enough"

grant

grant

my-my-mystery grant


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7760718 - 12/15/07 12:36 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

grant, always a mystery

by the age of 4, grant michigan knew he would grow up to be a pedophile and a murderer

that grin.. he had a permanent evil grin on his face. his eyes were casters of doubt, leaking fear and fury

his words leaked fear, his actions leaked fear. his mind leaked fear. his world leaked fear

there was now an army of 40 year old white men listening to underground hip hop and free running

they had to get good at free running, dont ask them why though

because who knows, it was just the thing to do

and many have died for us to get here

grant had a brother, john

john liked spreading butter on his body

john buried himself with his brother grant

what a bunch of fags dont you think?

if the words are shit then i am shitting on you

plop

:poop:


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7760727 - 12/15/07 12:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

anthony and darlene

two people

they lived 60 and 70 years respectively

they got in fights often, and were always trying to outdo the neighbors

anthony and darlene

a couple of characters

i cut them in the jugular


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7760741 - 12/15/07 12:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

warning: spooky material above :awesome:

that was inspiring


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7761006 - 12/15/07 06:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

eh you aren't a good writer :shrug:


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7762446 - 12/15/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

stay tuned for part 2

no thanks.:monkeydance: Try the PUB.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: im a wolf [Re: Icelander]
    #7762464 - 12/15/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i was very drunk when i wrote this


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7762475 - 12/15/07 04:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So? Are you saying you can't handle alcohol?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: im a wolf [Re: Icelander]
    #7762495 - 12/15/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

not at all, i think i wrote excellently. my writing style reminds me of chuck palaniuk


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7762516 - 12/15/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then why the "I was drunk" comment. Does that add to your charm as a writer?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: im a wolf [Re: Icelander]
    #7762524 - 12/15/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

just some good old bravado


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7763049 - 12/15/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I liked that.

I enjoyed this.


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Re: im a wolf [Re: Justice_Fish]
    #7763068 - 12/15/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

glad to hear this was for a book, lol.

i was skimming it thinking you did this stuff with people and I was like, you should be nominated for queef of the year.

:thumbup:


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7763254 - 12/15/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When you drink; don't type! That's The Law. :mad:


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #9538299 - 01/03/09 03:08 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

bump


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Re: im a wolf [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #9538497 - 01/03/09 03:37 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

always get messed up and write.

just look at where it got hunter thompson.:fearandloathing:


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Re: im a wolf [Re: Cameron]
    #9539942 - 01/03/09 08:13 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

that was inspiring




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Re: im a wolf [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #9540034 - 01/03/09 08:30 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

Now that was funny.


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Re: im a wolf [Re: C.M. Mann]
    #9540633 - 01/03/09 10:00 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

im a wolf




I like anthropy.


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