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visualspeech
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Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials?
#7757004 - 12/14/07 12:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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We've probably all seen those damned "extenze" commericials and have gotten more e-mail offers for some pill that promises to make your dick bigger and/or give your more sexual stamina than humboldt has lazy bums begging you for leftovers the second you buy a sandwich. But does anyone here have success story with any of these. I know that simply working out and gaining some muscle mass can increase blood flow to your phallic and increase your erection size, but I was also wondering if any one of these products actually have any merit. I'm not talking about miracles here, some of these claims on these things seem outlandish, but it actually seems feasible to add an inch and get stronger erections. Post if anyone has anything positive to say about anything for increasing erection size, herbal or synthetic. Just curious- Later.
Edited by visualspeech (12/14/07 01:11 AM)
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DonkeyShell
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757014 - 12/14/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you probably won't get any testimonials here cause none of the guys here need it. well, except for you.
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Konyap


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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757016 - 12/14/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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that stuffs all BS grab some oil beat off a couple times a day or get your shit sucked and it will get bigger hell even smackin it against a door will work better
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Silversoul
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757017 - 12/14/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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As far as I know, the only way to increase penis size is surgery. But I think some of those products can increase firmness.
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The_Red_Crayon
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757038 - 12/14/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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good luck with your small penis.
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The_Red_Crayon
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757041 - 12/14/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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just buy a sportscar.
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robbyberto
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757045 - 12/14/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My dick is miles long.
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#7757050 - 12/14/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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See the little cans... My buddy used penis pills and his shit looks like a Mini rip it can.
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Konyap


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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: robbyberto]
#7757052 - 12/14/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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when it rolls down that road look out for that steamroller coming over the hill
Edited by Konyap (12/14/07 01:02 AM)
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bhamlaxy
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: Konyap]
#7757076 - 12/14/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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All failures. Penn and Teller did a great piece on their show "Bullshit!", examining all forms of penis enhancing products, including the pills, the pump, and different "exercises". All bullshit.
It sucks, but keep on going and you will find the right woman who loves you for who you are, regardless of your penis size. And if you still feel inadequate, get good at oral sex, through research on techniques and practice. As long as you can please your woman, it shouldn't be a problem.
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visualspeech
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: DonkeyShell]
#7757078 - 12/14/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Actually, I don't really need it, but it was something that's interesting to me, like herbal aphrodisiacs.
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TurntableJunky
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757079 - 12/14/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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visualspeech
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#7757096 - 12/14/07 01:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's not small, in fact, I'm quite content, and maybe a sportscar works for you. Fuck off.
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The_Red_Crayon
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757097 - 12/14/07 01:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
visualspeech said: It's not small, in fact, I'm quite content, and maybe a sportscar works for you. Fuck off.
Whoa no need to get angry about that small penis of yours, i was just making a suggestion.
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alphaomega
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757112 - 12/14/07 01:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your tongue is your friend.
Your gayness really takes all of that out of the picture, though....
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757122 - 12/14/07 01:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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They work. My penis is now 18 feet long. And now I can't go anywhere or do anything beause I'M A FREAK!
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Ego Death
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
#7757201 - 12/14/07 03:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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 I just looked at his ratings, that made me laugh out load.
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: Ego Death]
#7757204 - 12/14/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wouldn't use it. my cock is only 3" but most girls dont like it that wide.
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#7757417 - 12/14/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
The_Red_Crayon said: good luck with your small penis.
QFT.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/viewratings.php?usernum=178651
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: FecalDildo]
#7757484 - 12/14/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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LMAO. First post on the boards is about penis pills. Somebody's alternate account so they don't get embarrassed?
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: circularvortex]
#7757506 - 12/14/07 08:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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To the OP.
There is only one thing which is guaranteed to give you a bigger penis. That is silicone injections. Many porn stars have gotten them and it is a risky procedure. I believe the success rate of your penis still functioning after the operation is 75%.
If you have to have a bigger pee pee, this is the only thing right now that really works.
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: circularvortex]
#7757586 - 12/14/07 09:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I saw the penn and tell bullshit on those, thats what I thought of when I read the title here. Only way those pills will make your dick bigger is if you tape then to the end of it. 7 inches is the average for peni and if you really need to get any bigger than that, you need to find a woman that likes the rest of you, not just an immense schlong.
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7757628 - 12/14/07 09:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Cannabischarlie said: 7 inches is the average for peni
Huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
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Several scientific studies have been performed on the erect length of the adult penis. Studies which have relied on self-measurement, including those from Internet surveys, consistently reported a higher average length than those which used medical or scientific methods to obtain measurements.
The following staff-measured studies are each composed of different subgroups of the human population (i.e. specific age range and/or race; selection of those with sexual medical concerns or self selection) which may meet the definition of possible sample bias.
- A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in) (measured by staff). The purpose of the study was to “provide guidelines of penile length and circumference to assist in counseling patients considering penile augmentation.” Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54). It was concluded: “Neither patient age nor size of the flaccid penis accurately predicted erectile length.”
- A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length was 13.6 cm (5.35 in) (measured by staff). Quote: "The aim of this prospective study was to identify clinical and engineering parameters of the flaccid penis for prediction of penile size during erection." Erection was pharmacologically induced in 50 Jewish Caucasian patients who had been evaluated for Erectile dysfunction (average age 47±14y). Patients with penis abnormalities or whose ED could be attributed to more than one psychological origin were omitted from the study.
- A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in) (measured by staff). The purpose of this study was to ensure properly sized condoms were available. 401 college students volunteered to be measured during 2001 Spring Break in Cancún, Mexico, of which 300 gained an erection to be clinically measured (without pharmacological aid). The 300 effective measurements makes this study double the size of any prior study that uses medical staff to measure penis size.
All of these studies found an average between 5 and 6 inches. If you've got a 7-incher then good for you, but that is not average.
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: circularvortex]
#7757921 - 12/14/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds like somones got a small dick.
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