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Offlinevisualspeech
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Registered: 12/14/07
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Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials?
    #7757004 - 12/14/07 12:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

We've probably all seen those damned "extenze" commericials and have gotten more e-mail offers for some pill that promises to make your dick bigger and/or give your more sexual stamina than humboldt has lazy bums begging you for leftovers the second you buy a sandwich. But does anyone here have success story with any of these. I know that simply working out and gaining some muscle mass can increase blood flow to your phallic and increase your erection size, but I was also wondering if any one of these products actually have any merit. I'm not talking about miracles here, some of these claims on these things seem outlandish, but it actually seems feasible to add an inch and get stronger erections. Post if anyone has anything positive to say about anything for increasing erection size, herbal or synthetic. Just curious- Later.


Edited by visualspeech (12/14/07 01:11 AM)


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OfflineDonkeyShell
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Registered: 06/05/07
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757014 - 12/14/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you probably won't get any testimonials here cause none of the guys here need it. well, except for you.


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OfflineKonyap


Registered: 06/30/07
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757016 - 12/14/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

that stuffs all BS
grab some oil beat off a couple times a day or get your shit sucked and it will get bigger
hell even smackin it against a door will work better


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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757017 - 12/14/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

As far as I know, the only way to increase penis size is surgery. But I think some of those products can increase firmness.


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757038 - 12/14/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

good luck with your small penis.


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757041 - 12/14/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

just buy a sportscar.


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Offlinerobbyberto
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757045 - 12/14/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My dick is miles long.


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OfflineWalter1496211
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7757050 - 12/14/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

See the little cans... My buddy used penis pills and his shit looks like a Mini rip it can.



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OfflineKonyap


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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7757052 - 12/14/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

when it rolls down that road look out for that steamroller coming over the hill


Edited by Konyap (12/14/07 01:02 AM)


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Offlinebhamlaxy
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: Konyap]
    #7757076 - 12/14/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

All failures. Penn and Teller did a great piece on their show "Bullshit!", examining all forms of penis enhancing products, including the pills, the pump, and different "exercises". All bullshit.

It sucks, but keep on going and you will find the right woman who loves you for who you are, regardless of your penis size. And if you still feel inadequate, get good at oral sex, through research on techniques and practice. As long as you can please your woman, it shouldn't be a problem.


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Offlinevisualspeech
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: DonkeyShell]
    #7757078 - 12/14/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Actually, I don't really need it, but it was something that's interesting to me, like herbal aphrodisiacs.


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OfflineTurntableJunky
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757079 - 12/14/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Offlinevisualspeech
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7757096 - 12/14/07 01:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's not small, in fact, I'm quite content, and maybe a sportscar works for you. Fuck off.


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OfflineThe_Red_Crayon
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757097 - 12/14/07 01:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

visualspeech said:
It's not small, in fact, I'm quite content, and maybe a sportscar works for you. Fuck off.




Whoa no need to get angry about that small penis of yours, i was just making a suggestion.


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Offlinealphaomega
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757112 - 12/14/07 01:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Your tongue is your friend.


Your gayness really takes all of that out of the picture, though....


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757122 - 12/14/07 01:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They work. My penis is now 18 feet long. And now I can't go anywhere or do anything beause I'M A FREAK! :bitch:


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: visualspeech]
    #7757201 - 12/14/07 03:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:
I just looked at his ratings,
that made me laugh out load.
:onfire:


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Offline__Tennessee_Jed_
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: Ego Death]
    #7757204 - 12/14/07 03:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wouldn't use it. my cock is only 3" but most girls dont like it that wide.


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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7757417 - 12/14/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

The_Red_Crayon said:
good luck with your small penis.




QFT.


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/viewratings.php?usernum=178651


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Offlinecircularvortex
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Re: Male enhancement pills- any success testimonials? [Re: FecalDildo]
    #7757484 - 12/14/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LMAO. First post on the boards is about penis pills. Somebody's alternate account so they don't get embarrassed?


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By making his world a little colder.

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