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OfflineDeathCompany
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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7756095 - 12/13/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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AlCapwn said:
Are you the guy that always bitches about roomates, or is it someone else?





i think that is stonedshroom


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756118 - 12/13/07 09:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah the reason why im back living with my parents is to stay away from my ex dirty cunt roomate. She would also leave bloody tampons in the bathroom floor or a crusty dirty vibrator in the hallway, hair in the sink, in the tub and brown stained thongs scattered in areas like road kill. Thank god that bitch has vanished from my eyes:thumbup:

it wasn't because of her uncleanliness, she just tried to own you and take your money. Very horrible with dishonesty.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7756121 - 12/13/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my one room mate leaves dirty dishes everywere its disgusting


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7756176 - 12/13/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Iron_Hymen said:
yeah the reason why im back living with my parents is to stay away from my ex dirty cunt roomate. She would also leave bloody tampons in the bathroom floor or a crusty dirty vibrator in the hallway, hair in the sink, in the tub and brown stained thongs scattered in areas like road kill. Thank god that bitch has vanished from my eyes:thumbup:

it wasn't because of her uncleanliness, she just tried to own you and take your money. Very horrible with dishonesty.





o my:ooo:


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7756191 - 12/13/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I like the part about the crusty dirty vibrator. It really gets the mental image across.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Tangerines]
    #7756214 - 12/13/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I really liked the roadkill


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7756279 - 12/13/07 10:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My roommate always has RockBand "parties" (or whatever that damn game is w/ all those instruments) and plays nonstop for like 6-8hrs straight.  I really don't mind if he has friends over often, its just damn annoying hearing "thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk" for so long.  He also leaves hella dishes in the sink for weeks at a time, eats my food, creates massive amounts of trash and never takes it out (seriously, I didn't know it was possible to create that much WASTE), and has an annoying bitch girlfriend that I want to strangle.  Thank god I graduate this May.

PS:  He's a spoiled rich kid, so I never have to worry about his bills being paid.  That is definitely a plus. :thumbup:


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7756296 - 12/13/07 10:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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My roommate has two cats that are insane. I don't mind cats but I refuse to clean up after cats that are not mine. She has the litter box in the laundry room and cleans it out maybe once every week or two.. like it seems like she waits until the smell is just completely unbearable... and then waits another 3 days before cleaning it. Not to mention they make a huge mess so there's like litter and liquidy catshit remnants on the floor outside the box. Instead of cleaning up after them she just burns incense nonstop like it's going to do something.
That shit is just ridiculous.. if you have pets fucking clean up after them. the smell of catshit permeates the entire downstairs so I basically just stay in my room all day when I'm home because I can't stand that shit. I cannot fucking stand cat owners that do this shit. The last people I lived with had THREE cats and it was even worse.. she would go 2-3 weeks without changing the litterbox until it was basically overflowing. And then she got mad because I refused to clean it... FUCK THAT.. they are your cats you fucking clean up after them. If I had a cat or two of my own I would clean that shit every day or every other day, then it would never get that bad. The most I am going to do is spray some bleach in there.
Fucking irresponsible cat people. You want the companionship of a cat but you refuse to take responsibility for owning one.

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I got two cats. I fuckin gotta scoop that shit ONCE a day or else one cat will refuse to go there and then drop a load on the carpet

Mock your roommate and tell her how smelly and nasty/he she is.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7757746 - 12/14/07 10:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I can't stop laughing :grin:
I know exactly what you're saying, cat litter boxes are fucking disgusting!


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7757834 - 12/14/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Didn't you learn anything from the first cat owners that you lived with?


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7757836 - 12/14/07 10:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's gross as hell man. Cat poop smells fucking terrible.

Messiness bothers me. My mom leaves clutter, junk mail, dirty dishes, and used tissues all over the place. It literally looks like a tornado went through the house. I'm the exact opposite...total neat-freak.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: ZeroBoyWD]
    #7757839 - 12/14/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Dephect said:
At least she doesnt do your drugs like mine does



I can top it! My room-mate spent our rent money on fake acid.... Three days before it was due. And he also spaced our electric money on E. Top that bitches.




Maybe you should collect from your room mate. He obviously can't handle money very well.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: carshissbymywinda]
    #7757853 - 12/14/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

State that if she doesn't clear the litter tray every other day there will be dire consequences, after that start pouring into her pillow case and other places she will clearly not appreciate. Christ when my dog was a puppy the smell after one night was the most foul thing I have ever smelt, let alone more than 8 hours.

She may flip out but i'm sure she will also get the message.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7757857 - 12/14/07 10:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i know a guy who know's a guy who can make certain cats disappear for $26.50 a pop. :wink:


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7757865 - 12/14/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

What he really needs to do is move back in with TM.  Problem solved.  :yesnod:


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7757874 - 12/14/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

26 dollars And... 50 cents.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Cowgold]
    #7757884 - 12/14/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you were harsh enough to kill animals buying a hammer would be cheaper.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Cowgold]
    #7757927 - 12/14/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hey i don't ask questions. it's better that way.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: bobty]
    #7757931 - 12/14/07 11:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I had a roommate in college that was a big hairy Islamic dude. He had one of those fleshlights and he would just leave it sitting around the dorm. One morning the dude I shared a room with was taking a shower and the thing was in sitting on the sink in the bathroom. He told me he started messing with it and touching the rubber, gooey part and the realized what it was. I started laughing at him, his reaction was hilarious.

This kid was by far the worst roommate ever. Not only did he leave his fleshlight sitting everywhere but he never cleaned up after himself. He would leave the living room filled with shit, food boxes, books, clothes, whatever he had. He also tried to fight everyone in the suite but me. What a douche.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Cowgold]
    #7758342 - 12/14/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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ZeroBoyWD said:
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Dephect said:
At least she doesnt do your drugs like mine does



I can top it! My room-mate spent our rent money on fake acid.... Three days before it was due. And he also spaced our electric money on E. Top that bitches.




Maybe you should collect from your room mate. He obviously can't handle money very well.




All I see now when people say this is Stewie beating the shit out of Brian going "WHERES MY MONEY?!? WHERES MY MONEY!?!"

Oh and my first roomate fucked my ex girlfriend with his cousin..


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