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annoying shit roommates do
    #7755383 - 12/13/07 07:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My roommate has two cats that are insane. I don't mind cats but I refuse to clean up after cats that are not mine. She has the litter box in the laundry room and cleans it out maybe once every week or two.. like it seems like she waits until the smell is just completely unbearable... and then waits another 3 days before cleaning it. Not to mention they make a huge mess so there's like litter and liquidy catshit remnants on the floor outside the box. Instead of cleaning up after them she just burns incense nonstop like it's going to do something.
That shit is just ridiculous.. if you have pets fucking clean up after them. the smell of catshit permeates the entire downstairs so I basically just stay in my room all day when I'm home because I can't stand that shit. I cannot fucking stand cat owners that do this shit. The last people I lived with had THREE cats and it was even worse.. she would go 2-3 weeks without changing the litterbox until it was basically overflowing. And then she got mad because I refused to clean it... FUCK THAT.. they are your cats you fucking clean up after them. If I had a cat or two of my own I would clean that shit every day or every other day, then it would never get that bad. The most I am going to do is spray some bleach in there.
Fucking irresponsible cat people. You want the companionship of a cat but you refuse to take responsibility for owning one.

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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7755387 - 12/13/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

write this lover letter to your roomate or just dump the kitty litter on your roomate's bed


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7755400 - 12/13/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

At least she doesnt do your drugs like mine does


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7755401 - 12/13/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I've expressed my disgust to her.
I just wanted to vent to you people :smirk:


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7755412 - 12/13/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If shes hot you should kill her and dump her body behind my house.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Dephect]
    #7755431 - 12/13/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Dephect said:
At least she doesnt do your drugs like mine does



I can top it! My room-mate spent our rent money on fake acid.... Three days before it was due. And he also spaced our electric money on E. Top that bitches.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: fapjack]
    #7755440 - 12/13/07 07:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No she's not particularly..


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7755444 - 12/13/07 07:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Body?


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: fapjack]
    #7755452 - 12/13/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No...


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7755518 - 12/13/07 07:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The worst roommates I ever had (friends from high school) would fart in my face while I was eating. And one of them would only smoke pot with you if you played him a game or two of chess. And you simply could not beat him, so it was never any goddamn fun. They played Master of Puppets and Straight Outta Compton endlessly...endlessly. At top volume. Every note, every word of those albums is etched onto my brain. I flash back if I hear them.

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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: LucidDream]
    #7755539 - 12/13/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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And one of them would only smoke pot with you if you played him a game or two of chess




i'd like that actually


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7755541 - 12/13/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I better not see any corpses near my house then, got it?


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: fapjack]
    #7755581 - 12/13/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, you could totally get yourself a litter box, and leave it next to her room. You have a human turd sitting outside her door for a week, she'll get the picture


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: ZeroBoyWD]
    #7755585 - 12/13/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Thats a good idea.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: fapjack]
    #7755593 - 12/13/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol Show her you really care!


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: fapjack]
    #7755759 - 12/13/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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fapjack said:
If shes hot you should kill her and dump her body behind my house.




and then just let it sit there? DETAILS


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"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7755804 - 12/13/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Its not necrophilia if the body is still warm.


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Shroomism]
    #7756000 - 12/13/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Are you the guy that always bitches about roomates, or is it someone else?


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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7756043 - 12/13/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Holy shit Alcapwn how are you doing?


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"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Re: annoying shit roommates do [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7756071 - 12/13/07 09:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I have lots of disgusting roommate stories. After one certain one moved out, we found a dirty tampon in her closet.

But as a guy with two cats in an apartment, I have to say leaving the litterbox that long is fucking gross. I couldn't let it sit two days and I felt I had a problem. I went out and bought one of those crazy self cleaning boxes and I check that daily, on top of using my own well developed blend of odour eliminating litter mix.

I hate litterbox smells and have waged a deadly war against them.

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