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The Never Ending Fairy Tale
    #7755000 - 12/13/07 06:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A long time ago, in the magical forests of West Jersey, there lived a wise old beaver named Otto.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755018 - 12/13/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He would sit for many hours a day upon a grassy hill, pondering various topics...


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #7755022 - 12/13/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The end.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7755046 - 12/13/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Until all of a sudden, the beginning happened!


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755047 - 12/13/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No, no it didnt.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7755061 - 12/13/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

are you sure? because I think it did!


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755079 - 12/13/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah Im sure. The guy died.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7755122 - 12/13/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

But then....

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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Lion]
    #7755153 - 12/13/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: This thread made me laugh.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7755155 - 12/13/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Yeah Im sure. The guy died.




And suddenly he was reincarnated as a New* York City sewer alligator!


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #7755160 - 12/13/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The other beavers resented Otto, because he sat and daydreamed all day while they built the damn dams.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Quarryman]
    #7755162 - 12/13/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Edit: damnit.. too late.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale (Eulogy of Otto) [Re: Lion]
    #7755171 - 12/13/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Otto, the wise old beaver...there are no words in the English language that give justice to the broadness of his character; he was wise, old, but most importantly: he was a beaver who spent hours on a grassy hill pondering various topics. But to no avail, his life was taken by an angry lynch mob of beavers for being a lazy, no-dam-building-pondering-old-fart-beaver.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7755177 - 12/13/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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:lol: This thread made me laugh.




and Otto the beaver was all about laughing, laughing was his favorite!


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755186 - 12/13/07 06:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

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:lol: This thread made me laugh.




and Otto the heroin peddling  alligator was all about laughing, laughing was his favorite!




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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7755196 - 12/13/07 06:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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This particular alligator, was no ordinary alligator, he was a drug dealer!


and the drug he sold, was.... eating people!


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Lion]
    #7755238 - 12/13/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

which story are we doing here?


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7755245 - 12/13/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

GOOOOD mooorningggg campers


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7755249 - 12/13/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

whichever :psychsplit:


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Lion]
    #7755279 - 12/13/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

there are no boundaries in this fairy tale.. anything goes


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755292 - 12/13/07 07:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then, lesbians cyborgs form the zoobaneg nebula in the zorblux franchise came into the scene. They have huge lesbianic xerflaxes, and enormous pulsaiting florgulyirs!


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7755311 - 12/13/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

then otto the beaver started handing out free crystal meth to all the lesbian cyborgs


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755334 - 12/13/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The cyborgs smoked them with their built in xorplaxian-moobamixers, and grew angry, because their brain chemistry is wired so that meth pisses them off a lot. A cybborg-period if you will.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7755342 - 12/13/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So Otto decided to buy some swiss cake rolls so everyone could chill the fuck out


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7755352 - 12/13/07 07:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

the alligators had something to say about all these other species on their turf.

their leader, Zyrax (why does he have an alien name?), rallied them for all out guerrilla war on the lesbian cyborg-beaver alliance. one side hopped on crystal meth, the other side tripping on human flesh, they prepared for a battle with universal ramifications

as the first wave of Zyrax's troops clashed with the cyborgs' massive undulating xerflaxes, the sky was rent apart, the heavens opened up, and Steve Irwin flew out of the sky and into the sewers in a hyperdimensional dingy


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and I will have the will, strengthened
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at the crucial moments I’ll recover
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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Lion]
    #7755377 - 12/13/07 07:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Meanwhile in Narniaville, the atheist lesbian white witch was plotting her revenge against the blaspheming Lion(Overly Hairy Muslim Jesus), and she went on to produce a full production of a movie know only as "The Compass".


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Lion]
    #7755386 - 12/13/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

But suddenly, the salvia wore off. The alligators and the lesbian cyborgs withered and faded to nothingness. Otto looked around at the same old boring beavers, building their dams and casting hostile looks his way. It was almost lunchtime.

So he took another hit.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: LucidDream]
    #7755415 - 12/13/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

But this time it wasn't a normal salvia trip... everything faded into darkness, and the faces of his countless victims flowed past his field of vision...


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Siekoaktiv]
    #7755461 - 12/13/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and then I shaved his back with a rusty tuna can lid


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7755520 - 12/13/07 07:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

otto snapped back into reality just as he pictured himself gnawing on hard wood the local lumberjack supplied for all the ladies. Aewilderd at his razor burns he visited a nearby doctor, only to find the bumps are just herpes and apparently you can catch tetnes from a rusty tuna can lid.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Konyap]
    #7755546 - 12/13/07 07:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

On the way back, he ran into a group of dwarves in bright multicolored cloaks. They were handing out scientology pamphlets and instructional materials, and one of them wanted $50 for some private lessons.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: LucidDream]
    #7755918 - 12/13/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He bought the scientology pamphlet and headed to the nearest church. The people there greeted him with stares (he was the first scientologist otter) and he was approached by some sort of leader.

"Come with me to the room of secrets and see what this church really has to offer..."

He followed, unsure of what to expect.

When they reached the room of secrets, he stepped through a beaded curtain representation of Tom Cruises ass and found....


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: JT]
    #7755988 - 12/13/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

an old man dressed in an alien costume, face paint and all!!! giving out free hand jobs


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756019 - 12/13/07 09:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The free handjobs from this alien costumed face painted man were done extremely horrible, like:dogapple:the sand pits from hell


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756023 - 12/13/07 09:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then he found the absurdity of this act was too much for him to handle so hat night he ended his on life. NEVER to be seen again.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7756030 - 12/13/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

every man who received one would have his member fall off within the week, and so the right of passage was born


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756140 - 12/13/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The end.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7756165 - 12/13/07 10:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

of the beginning


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7756171 - 12/13/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

until he realized that he had just awoken from a DMT trip.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7756187 - 12/13/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and then he awakens and realizes that dmt trip was only a dream.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756198 - 12/13/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

And then he killed himself again while not on any substances nor was he asleep.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756203 - 12/13/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

until JESUS swooped down from heaven, riding the back of FALCOR and brought him back to life!!!!




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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756220 - 12/13/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

And then suddenly Millenium Falcon swoops down and drills Jesus decapitating him whilst his bloody head fell on the right hand of the Lord.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756232 - 12/13/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and no matter how many times the evil turntable junky kills otto and his friends off, he fails because jesus the half man half monkey half money man saves the day


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: danlennon3]
    #7756253 - 12/13/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and suddenly MANBEARPIG comes out.



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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: Tangerines]
    #7756257 - 12/13/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

and then jesus and manbearpig battled into dawn... but BrAiN had no photos to show... because he is lazy


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756270 - 12/13/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:madhamster:


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756469 - 12/13/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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BrAiN said:
and then jesus and manbearpig battled into dawn... but BrAiN had no photos to show... because he is lazy




but I am not



Did i mention they fought on planet Namek and jesus could use Kamayamaya attacks.


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7756472 - 12/13/07 10:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

How about sonic booms?


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756481 - 12/13/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hadouken



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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756484 - 12/13/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

repost


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Re: The Never Ending Fairy Tale [Re: BrAiN]
    #7756486 - 12/13/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well hes jesus so im sure he can but, I actually took a picture of him using the one handed spirit bomb technique. :nerd:


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