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OfflineLuNaTiX
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Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you....
    #7754396 - 12/13/07 04:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

while your watching tv in the living room?

































you tighten her chain in the kitchen



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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7754405 - 12/13/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?





Because she was a woman.


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OfflineIron_Hymen
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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: Silversoul]
    #7754598 - 12/13/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Tell her to cook you some food and to quit with the emotional bullshit cause you just need to squirt without any one crying over it


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OfflineRipVanWinkle
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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7754608 - 12/13/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Throw her in a well


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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7754616 - 12/13/07 04:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

What do you do when a woman's watch breaks?












































Who gives a fuck? There's a clock on the oven.

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OfflineIron_Hymen
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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: Gumby]
    #7754621 - 12/13/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Haha thats pretty funny:rofl:


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#1 reason organized religion should be done away with. It's a message, and one that is open to speculation.
"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin.
Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.


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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: Gumby]
    #7754729 - 12/13/07 05:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: that was good


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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7754902 - 12/13/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

start jerkin it, and whenever she comes in, stand up on the couch, and KAPLOOEE! right in her face.

Them have her make you a sandwich, and the iron it.


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Re: Ok, what do you do if the woman is bothering you.... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7754914 - 12/13/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

TV > Girlfriends


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