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No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall
    #7754378 - 12/13/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm hearing skritching noises, but somehow it doesn't sound like a mouse. Almost like a hiss.

Although, I'm not sure, I banged on the wall, and it didn't slow down or stop, i'm figuring a mouse would have frozen at the sound of the noise, or tried to scurry away.

Could it be snow or something?




It just stopped completely.



Nope, there it is.




What the FUCK is going on here?


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7754383 - 12/13/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

probably a racoon.. or a squirrel


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7754407 - 12/13/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's neo trying to get away


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Shroomism]
    #7754415 - 12/13/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm on the third floor, though.

Then again, my roof is THE roof... so maybe something got in somehow.

Fuck it, it can't be worse than the bees or the fruitflies.


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7754431 - 12/13/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude. I shit you not. One time I heard this sound in the wall like something was chewing at the wall, trying to get through. So I go outside and look where the sound is coming from. There's a small AC runoff tube coming out of the wood siding and I see a few bees coming in and out of the holes in the siding. I get closer to the hole and the entire wall was buzzing.

Sweet Jesus! There was a colony of yellow jackets living in my wall. So I did what any logical human being would do. I got a can of some foam insulation and filled up the holes. Those fuckers were trapped now. Then I got a small drill bit and drilled a hole through the drywall. Next... Straw, can o Raid. You figure out the rest. No more bees.

I think you should try that approach, regardless of what the animal is.


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Gumby]
    #7754477 - 12/13/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

it's probably 2 rats doing it in a wet woolen sock


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7754481 - 12/13/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's the ghost of calculus classes past.


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7754507 - 12/13/07 04:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
It's the ghost of calculus classes past.




It's lucky I don't have the disposable cash for a firearm.


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7754532 - 12/13/07 04:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Could be a bird, they flap for ever after they get stuck in a wall.


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #7754536 - 12/13/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i think you should knock that wall down. There could be fine broads waiting for a good time, or just a pot of gold.


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7754544 - 12/13/07 04:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dododododo, a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down!


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7754553 - 12/13/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: LuNaTiX]
    #7754554 - 12/13/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In the most de light ful way. I used to have a crush on dick van dyke when i was a chimney sweepin lover fool. My favorite scene is also when they sing "lets go fly a kite"


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"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: sam420]
    #7754564 - 12/13/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

sam420 said:





OUTTA SIGHT! Man look at those big chompers. I could hide in big barney's mouth right now if it were to be the end of the universe.


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"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7754578 - 12/13/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

did you ever think it could be a gas leak or something?


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #7754585 - 12/13/07 04:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You might have brain damage and are on the verge of schizophrenia. this can be very serious.

do you have any mental history?




:haha:


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: thoughts]
    #7754589 - 12/13/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i think you just need to get outside more often instead of hearing the walls gossip.


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"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7754602 - 12/13/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hmm, might be furries


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: Mitchnast]
    #7754610 - 12/13/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

aren't furries those animal imitators that meet each other off line and fantasize off to anime animal porn?


Edited by Iron_Hymen (12/13/07 04:48 PM)


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Re: No joke, there is something inside my fucking wall [Re: sam420]
    #7754766 - 12/13/07 05:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

sam420 said:





Is that a shot from Charlie White's "In a Matter of Days"?





To the OP: A family of birds lives in my AC. I just live with it.


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