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Holiday Tequila Cookie Recipe Yum!
    #7754229 - 12/13/07 03:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's getting to be that time of year again.

Tequila Cookies

1 cup of dark brown sugar
1 cup (2 sticks) butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 tsp fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on
the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK, try another cup ...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check
for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the
Jose Cuervo.Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS


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