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OfflineWalter1496211
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Is this heaven or hell?
    #7752525 - 12/13/07 03:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I am stoned Drinking Nati Ice and I feel the best I have in a while. How do you feel?


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Walter1496211]
    #7752532 - 12/13/07 03:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

shut up and drive.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Merkin]
    #7752537 - 12/13/07 04:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Negative on the driving Ghost rider no more of that buisness.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Walter1496211]
    #7752543 - 12/13/07 04:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm stoned, drinking Miller High Life, and feel on the verge of panic as time is not only skewed and slow, but is warping in a visual field that I can see emerging from my solar plexus, like magnetic field lines, and descending into my ears.

As soon as Martha placed the squash in its proper receptacle, crazed laughter could be heard emanating from every pore of the engineer's salt encrusted skin.

"I need the wombat lure!", shrieked Martha, like a crazed firefighter with an airstream trailer and a six-pack of cheap beer.

Flowing asparagus beamed harmoniously as if the exact moment of causality could be predicted by Turkish bartenders. Still it wasn't enough to appease the patron saint of toenail clippiongs.

The shifting of the rotation caught the politicians by surprise. "Damn all the toothpaste, Damn it to hell!" cried out the masses of walnut farmers as they gathered their golf balls under the cold uncaring moonlight.

Still, pondered Martha, remembering her journey through outskirts of Nebraska, hauling a load of small red beans to a noted astrophysicist.
"I just can't stop spray-painting my lawn, just because some bastard decides to do the tango inside of a rotary phone."

Snapping awake, she realized that the sardines with the proper dispersal, could act as a catalyst for revolt in the accounting guild.
She would have to move fast, as the engineer had already started to recite a pssage from Mao's Redbook to a hyperactive lawn sprinkler.

"Shoom, shoom, shoom" was the constant sound of the coffee pot as its tones punctuated the silence of the room. The flicker of candlelight catching an occasional Rabbi as their gaunt forms ever so lightly spiraled up into the vortex.

As she walked down the hall, the gleam of her rhinestone studded sunglasses reflected off of the institutional walls. She turned the corner and found herself face to face with an Italian meter maid. In a somber tone, Martha explained, "Dish towels aren't microwave safe, you must soak them in goat's milk."

The Italian nodded in agreement, handing Martha a small box containing seven collectible toys found in cracker-jack boxes.

Sighing, the engineer made a furtive gesture with his gnarled hands. The telephone poles swaying to their own internal rhythm. "Soon,
" he thought to himself, "a law would be passed against burlap, and his own sofa would thus be criminalized.

He waited, a deeply grooved fingernail scratching his tonsils thoughtfully; realization struck, it was not his own finger.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Mustelid]
    #7752549 - 12/13/07 04:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I live in a wold that is seperate from yours I live what I know and seek my own truth.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Walter1496211]
    #7752680 - 12/13/07 06:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You guys drink shitty beer, what the hell is wrong with you? If your drinking the nasty Natty than your definitely in hell.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7752761 - 12/13/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This world is heaven, you just gotta be positive and no where near sobriety...


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Frosty_Storm]
    #7752796 - 12/13/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This world is a purgatory. The existence of heaven and hell is very much doubtful. Well, I'm pretty sure they're both lies, actually.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7752805 - 12/13/07 07:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

what makes you so sure?


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7752811 - 12/13/07 07:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Nothing in particular. These are simply my beliefs which I have stated as fact. Your beliefs are wrong because my preacher, parents, and society told me so. I don't think for myself. My religion has caused more pain and suffering than anything else, but I don't care. I believe in my religion not because I have a higher spiritual calling but rather because I just don't want to go to hell. I only look to god when I need something for myself. Understand? Be a good Christian now.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7752819 - 12/13/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Praise him!


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Walter1496211]
    #7753006 - 12/13/07 09:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Walter1496211 said:
How do you feel?



Sober.  :awesome:


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: robbyberto]
    #7753322 - 12/13/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Praise the Lord!


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Walter1496211]
    #7753984 - 12/13/07 02:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Walter1496211 said:
I am stoned Drinking Nati Ice and I feel the best I have in a while. How do you feel?




I feel like vomiting thinking about drinking nati ice.


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Nephlyte]
    #7754123 - 12/13/07 02:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Heaven and Hell, isn't that segregation? Because of this, couldn't Heaven be a more temperate Hell? Or are Commandment-abiding persons not allowed compassion for sinners? God must be an idiot.

Oh yeah, I'm sober...  :bored:


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Re: Is this heaven or hell? [Re: Essen]
    #7755574 - 12/13/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I like good beer, at least Guinness, my favorite right now is Reinart the Cunning Fox, Flemish Ale. I love all manner of stouts and bitters, German alts, bocks, Belgian lambic and trappist ales.

Good stuff, but I had only money for crappy beer and good weed, or crappy weed and good beer.

I chose good weed, as is evidenced by my post, and how powerfully high I was when I posted it.


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