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Stealth smoking
#7749538 - 12/12/07 02:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kay. This is the sort of guide that half benefits from pictures.
1: Bath time! Is there a better place to be high than in warm water?
2: Radio. Some silly cunt around here is hijacking 94mhz, which is what radio 4 is on. Was interesting listening to a talk on extradition laws in the US and the UK, with prodigy and undertones in the background.
3: Vaporiser: These things ooze stealth, but like all things, take practise. Find a setting that's not combusting your bud. My vaporiser has a cylinder of glass (the bud does hold in there, I did wonder about it. And I think I know just how those guys figured it out) and a long plastic tube, which is just the right size to fit into my bong, so I can toke from that, which is so smooth.
4: Have bath, think, enjoy self, then take a massive shit. Flush.
5: Score! What little perfume the cannabis gave off, is lost under a heady aroma of skatole.
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Ferris
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I use the pilot light from my stove set off my lighter so my neighbors don't hear me flicking it all day. That's some stealthy shit right there.
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: Ferris]
#7749640 - 12/12/07 02:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thumbs up to you!
Someday, I really want to walk around, drinking bhang, and chatting with someone. If you had a joint in your hand, they'd smell it right away, and see it. But someone drinking his tea? It's as British as raping the colonies.
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ya man u cant get more stealthy than edibles and its also like 100x harder to pross eh kewt cuz theyd hafta analys the food wich most cops wont eating ur weed is also cheaper, lasts longer, and works harder THC muncher FTW
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: Coaster]
#7749698 - 12/12/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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The dugout is the greatest stealthy invention ever. Once you get good at it, you can fully pack up a bowl in your pocket in under 10 seconds. It's made to look like a cigarette, and although under close examination, it really doesn't look like one, it works surprisingly well. I can sit outside my dorm ripping my one hitter all day long. As police cars have driven right in front of me, I have blown out beautiful clouds of marijuana smoke. I even had a friend once who asked "why won't your cigarette stay lit?", and I've had people ask to bum a cig when I was smoking it.
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: bhamlaxy]
#7749736 - 12/12/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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They're just morons man, anyone can tell a bud cloud from a cig cloud. And don't get me started on the smell
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: Ferris]
#7749750 - 12/12/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yea, the dugout smell can be bad. My step brother and I were smoking it on the street late at night, and a group of kids across the street yell "mmmmmmmmmm that smells good!"
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: bhamlaxy]
#7749890 - 12/12/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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are u talking about those metal crack pipes that look like cigarettes that cost $3 at venice beach lol those r so ghetto hahhahhah i got 1 free when i bought a bong i just use it 2 sneak into raves cuz i dont care bout it ahhahahaah good shit
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: Coaster]
#7749895 - 12/12/07 03:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I live by my dugout... We call them battys. 
One hit on the way to work, one on the way home. W00t!
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sui
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i smoke anywhere as long as im outside. No one is going to call the cops, i just have to worry about one rolling by.
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#7749918 - 12/12/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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back when I was in the dorms at college (god it feels like lifetimes ago...) everyone used that toilet paper roll stuffed w/ drier sheets. it worked but smelled awful. I always popped a big ol bag of buttery popcorn before i smoked, it would stink up the whole hallway with a very nice smell IMO.
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Re: Stealth smoking [Re: Ferris]
#7750052 - 12/12/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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trick that hardly works, but will make you think you can smoke anywhere:
the BOOFER:
Take a toiletpaper cardboard tube. STuff in plenty of lent softeners- those semi-rough papers you may put into your dryer with your clothes. NOw, smoke weed, hold as long as possible, Exhale through your newly created boofer. Smoke will filter through the lemon-freshness of softeners and smell more like an incense.
alternative: don't exhale.
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