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Anonymous #1

My dick...
    #7748573 - 12/12/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

...it seems not up to par. Anyway to make it bigger? I'm not tiny, but I am like six inches looking to go to around 7. Thanks.


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Re: My dick... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7748578 - 12/12/07 10:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck midgets.


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Re: My dick... [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7748600 - 12/12/07 10:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, you gotta be comfortable with yourself. A lot of women will say that a man has to be a certain size or that if their not big their not worth shit. We call these woman, Skanks, whores, and sluts. I got a six inch dick. I know Im not big but I'm not small either. If you have a messy breakup, odds are she's gonna say you have a small dick. I've heard it, all of my friends have to. Unless you get surgery, which is risky, you cant make your penis bigger. Penn And Teller did a whole episode of BS about that kinda stuff (I loved that show.)

I mean if it really bothers you that much, buy a Porsche


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Re: My dick... [Re: ZeroBoyWD]
    #7748610 - 12/12/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ZeroBoyWD said:
I mean if it really bothers you that much, buy a Hummer.




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Re: My dick... [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7748641 - 12/12/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Here's that penn and teller sketch:



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Re: My dick... [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7748665 - 12/12/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

To the OP,

I've talked to girls about this subject before and everyone of them has pretty much told me the same thing. Penis size doesn't matter unless it's really small. I've even heard a few girls saying that 8" was too big.

What's even worse than a small penis is being self-conscious and worried about it. So much of sex is about being comfortable and happy with the other person. We all have imperfections, just embrace them and enjoy life.

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Maybe some girls can reply to this thread?


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Re: My dick... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7749330 - 12/12/07 01:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

6" is plenty. I have a friend that has the smallest penis I've ever seen in my life and he's a total ladies man. I had a thing with him a couple years ago, and so have many other girls I know. He's just a charming, awesome guy.


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Re: My dick... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7749476 - 12/12/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)
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Re: My dick... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7749507 - 12/12/07 01:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think that just like the media gives women an unrealistic body image, porn tends to give guys unrealistic ideas about penis size. From what I understand, 5-6" is perfectly normal, and most women are comfortable with that. There are a few women who want 7" or more, but I think they're in the minority.


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Re: My dick... [Re: Silversoul]
    #7753132 - 12/13/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm there with you man. I try not to worry though, by the time anyone see's the size you are committed. Girls will sense your insecurities, just flap that shit around like its her lucky day, and no worries.

I mean, i wouldn't mind a bigger penis, it would give me more options as far as body position and being able to make thigns work...but its not a big deal.


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Re: My dick... [Re: tak]
    #7755525 - 12/13/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You know what would probably make you more comfortable? Run through the mall screaming "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!"
You know, but really run cause I'm sure thats somehow illegal.
You'll feel liberated I'm sure.


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Re: My dick... [Re: ZeroBoyWD]
    #7755660 - 12/13/07 08:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He will be liberated all right! :yesnod:
Of all his dignity :hehehe:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:


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Re: My dick... [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7755696 - 12/13/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you should be very happy that your wang is 6" long, if some girl tells you she wants it bigger you should find another broad. I would recommend you not waste your time trying all these weird techniques to make it bigger. It reminds me of those girls who sit in front of the mirror trying to make themselves perfect all day long, when all they're actually doing is changing their personalities into a self indulgent unattractive mess. Be happy with what you got man.


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Re: My dick... *DELETED* [Re: Silversoul]
    #7756217 - 12/13/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: My dick... [Re: pB0t]
    #7757056 - 12/14/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck that, size totally matters. All girls say that untill they've had a big one. You think a girl who had an ex boyfriend with a 7" cock isn't gonna notice a difference when you whip out a 5-6" one?

There's a way that really does work, no bullshit, no money or pills. The results are permanent and you can start or stop at any time. You can make your penis gain length and/or girth and at the same time work out your PC muscle and learn to hold your ejaculation as long as you want. I'm telling you it works.

I don't work for these people, I signed up a couple years ago when it was free, now they charge a fee, but it's a one-time lifetime membership at www.penisdevelopment.com It works and it's def worth it.

She won't be able to keep her lips off it, trust me


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Re: My dick... [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7757817 - 12/14/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MushroomTrip said:
He will be liberated all right! :yesnod:
Of all his dignity :hehehe:



Well look at it this way.... If he becomes comfortable with having a small dick, think of how excited he'll be when he realizes its actually average?
I mean you can sit there all day and tell someone their dicks not small and give them statistics, but their own self image is going to say "Fuck that, its small"
Its a confidence thing.

As for the PC thing, I know that can help delay orgasm, but flexing or milking your penis? I really doubt its gonna make it get bigger. In my experience, if you can get her to cum, and make it really really good, your pecker isn't even an issue. Thats why, even with my unimpressive member, their still down =D


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I'm done trying to be "right." I want the exchange of ideas to be the currency of my economy. If you have something I can use, great. I'll try it out. If you think my methods are shit, great. Don't use it. We all want yields.



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Re: My dick... [Re: ZeroBoyWD]
    #7761824 - 12/15/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ZeroBoyWD said:
Quote:

MushroomTrip said:
He will be liberated all right! :yesnod:
Of all his dignity :hehehe:



Well look at it this way.... If he becomes comfortable with having a small dick, think of how excited he'll be when he realizes its actually average?
I mean you can sit there all day and tell someone their dicks not small and give them statistics, but their own self image is going to say "Fuck that, its small"
Its a confidence thing.

As for the PC thing, I know that can help delay orgasm, but flexing or milking your penis? I really doubt its gonna make it get bigger. In my experience, if you can get her to cum, and make it really really good, your pecker isn't even an issue. Thats why, even with my unimpressive member, their still down =D




holy words bro... it's all in your head. if it's not small penis it's small breast or ass... i've been around it most of my life and the solution comes with self acceptance and self love.

as to the milking thing i believe it works if the guy singed up, tried the thing and it worked for him there is no reason why it shouldn't work for you...

just my 5 cents mate


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Re: My dick... [Re: mescalinaz]
    #7762409 - 12/15/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well I've heard people on both sides of the fence. Some say it works, some say its just a mental thing. I mean doing it can't hurt (unless you do the thing with weights on your slong... BAD BAD BAD STUFF!)
and you'll learn more about your body weather you get bigger or not. But as you say mescalinaz, its all about self acceptance. If you comfortable with yourself (or just don't give a shit) then the ladies sence it somehow. Which is why when I was all stoned and insecure I wasn't getting no parts of the pussy :laugh:
I mean even when I was kinda a quickdraw, I still got more than one night stands. Cause even though I was only going like... 5 maybe 6 minutes, I still knew how to please.
And furthermore like MikeDawg said, if shes not satisfied, ditch her and find a chick who'se not gonna sweat the small stuff, if you'll pardon the little pun.
I mean if you really wanna get down to the statistics and get some piece of mind:
The average dick is 5.5 - 6.5 inches
Now if you have a straight 6, your right in the middle.
Now furthermore, if the chick is not satisfied by the majority, and she needs the minority to satisfy her, she's on her way to a very loose vagina. I mean seriouslly if your average and your in there and theres little friction, its not cause your dicks to small. Her pussy is to big.
More worn out than my Adidas.
Hot dog down a hallway.
Do you really want a meaningful relationship with a floosey?
Hellz no. You get in there, get yours, and don't call her again till you're drunk and horny.

Now if you are indeed smaller than average, learn to give good head and make the foreplay badass... My only advice to you. Or shit, find a church girl and start a real relationship instead of the casual bone. It might even be more rewarding for you in the long run instead of worrying about disappointing a new chick every weekend.


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I'm done trying to be "right." I want the exchange of ideas to be the currency of my economy. If you have something I can use, great. I'll try it out. If you think my methods are shit, great. Don't use it. We all want yields.



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Re: My dick... [Re: ZeroBoyWD]
    #7762562 - 12/15/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This thread has gotten so many replies so fast we must have some experts on the penis in here.

Anyways.. uh, i donno i guess its just because the title of the thread is "My Dick..." that its caught others attention to read but i keep seeing this thread at the top of the forum so i finally had to click it.

Anyways again im going to try to stay out of most of the personal dick threads.

Good luck with your chick tho man :stoned:


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Re: My dick... [Re: large_dose]
    #7764021 - 12/15/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Tantric Penis Lessons

udontknowme, is this the same deal as your program?
either way it should help, but like every one else said it is important to love yourself.


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