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Offlinehecknotechno
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opening mail that is not yours..
    #7746011 - 12/11/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i just got my mail and there is what seems to be a xmas/brithday card to a girl that i guess used to live here before my roommates and I

holding it up to the light i can see atleast a 20$ bill.

this is one of those situations they tell you about in elementary school.

i am broke tho.:sad:

what would you do....its probably just a 20...but the karma..sighhh


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OfflineAJ4U Happy Birthday!
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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7746025 - 12/11/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'd buy a fat sack with it


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7746027 - 12/11/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

but send her the card with no money if you know where she moved


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7746036 - 12/11/07 05:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you know where to send it, send it.  But if you don't know where she lives, then theres no choice but to keep the free money! :grin:


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7746043 - 12/11/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you can almost see the $20 then chances are if you "return to sender" some postal inspector along the way will see it too. Not saying this justifies stealing it, but better you then them right?

Save the return address, and when you have enough money, send a letter to that address explaining your situation and include a money order for $20


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: d4a2n0k]
    #7746049 - 12/11/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

d4a2n0k said:
If you can almost see the $20 then chances are if you "return to sender" some postal inspector along the way will see it too. Not saying this justifies stealing it, but better you then them right?




You're joking, right? You think they would take that shit?



I would probably send it back, but I guess it would depend on my mood.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: jewunit]
    #7746060 - 12/11/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This girl had mail arriving at my old apt for over a year no matter how many times I told the post office she didn't live there anymore. Then around X-Mas time last year she got a small package. I figured, fuck it, and opened it, and found a $175 designer leather case for an iPod mini. That made my shopping a little easier. No, I didn't feel guilty. Bitch had been filling up my tiny mailbox for one and a half years already.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7746083 - 12/11/07 05:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Do you justify your theft to make you sleep better, or so to not have to taint your self image? I've done shady shit too, but I usually try not to justify it and just admit that I was a piece of shit that needs to improve himself.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: fapjack]
    #7746111 - 12/11/07 05:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'd say what he did was pretty fuckin justified.  No need to be a dick dude :sun: 


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: fapjack]
    #7746161 - 12/11/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

WWJD?

Really, if you really think you need it, just take it. Don't try to justify it by lying to yourself.

But if you can't do that, just hope she's a total cunt and your possession of it is a result of her own bad karma.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7746174 - 12/11/07 05:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

eh, turns out it was just a 10.

...off to the liquor sttoooooore for some mickeys.

if its over 15 bucks id give a fuck but nahhhhh.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7746184 - 12/11/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

hecknotechno said:
but the karma..sighhh




what if getting this money is karmas way of dealing with her bad, and your good simultaneously?


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7746396 - 12/11/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Don't take it man, that'd be fucked up.  Imagine if that card was yours..but if it's a huge hassle to get it back to the person than I'd say fuck it and take the money.  You're gonna feel like an ass afterwards trust me.:(


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7746544 - 12/11/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Thats a pretty shitty thing to do. Saying you dont give a fuck is just the kind of shit that needs to be flushed down the toilet in society these days.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #7746569 - 12/11/07 07:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Take the money. Buy liquor. Karma will take its toll when you're hungover from that shitty ass ten dollar bottle of gasoline.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: jimbohsp]
    #7746597 - 12/11/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The gods (karma) will strike you down for slandering their drink of choice


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7746605 - 12/11/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

20 bucks is nothing, leave it alone...but opening mail that not yours in a felony. I dont think anyone could prove it, but..do what you want.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7746747 - 12/11/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think it was a few years ago that I kept getting mail for some guy and one time my father decided to open one of them, lo and behold it was a check from microsoft for like $250,000. Too bad it was just a copy of the check.


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: learningtofly]
    #7746818 - 12/11/07 08:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Too bad the check wasnt in your fathers name, how in the fuck would he cash it? :lol:


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Re: opening mail that is not yours.. [Re: learningtofly]
    #7746883 - 12/11/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

publisher's clearing house?


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