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Offlinefive to one
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Finally a religion that really makes sense
    #7745987 - 12/11/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeh this has probably been posted about on the forum previously, but He will not mind a reposting I am sure. Well there is a relatively new religion that finally went public back in 2005. The Pastafarians are taking the religious world by storm, and have recruited more sheep than any other religion in the past 2 years.

For more information you can visit the homepage of the church of the flying spaghetti monster @ http://www.venganza.org/.




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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: five to one]
    #7746059 - 12/11/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:bowdown:


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: five to one]
    #7746314 - 12/11/07 06:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Poor guy on the picture.


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: Individual]
    #7746321 - 12/11/07 06:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I dunno he looks pretty ripped. Plus he started all of mankind so he probably got a good amount of action.*


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7746324 - 12/11/07 06:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i heard about this a couple years ago
edit: the hate mail is pretty funny, a ton of crazy conservative christians going "WTF UR CONDEMNING US ALL"!"!"!""!"!


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7746328 - 12/11/07 06:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Plus he lived to be 930 years old, which makes a lot of sense.*


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: five to one]
    #7746335 - 12/11/07 06:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

five to one said:






That guy has a TIIIIINY penis.


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7746353 - 12/11/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Drewwyann said:
Quote:

five to one said:






That guy has a TIIIIINY penis.



Actually, he has an average sized penis. He just happens to be 8 ft. tall.


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: five to one]
    #7746564 - 12/11/07 07:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I was telling my friend just the other night about how I was molested by the flying spegehtti monster when I was a child, and have hated pasta ever since.  He touched me with his noodly appendage, plop, right on top of my head :crankey:

And I thought it was only the catholics and southern baptists...


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #7746767 - 12/11/07 08:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

At least his noodly appendage is pre-lubricated.


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Re: Finally a religion that really makes sense [Re: five to one]
    #7747163 - 12/11/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

this is new to me. i must confess that i was a bit skeptical... but the global warming vs pirate population graph is quite convincing.


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