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OfflineCubeGod666
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Pot or Work
    #7743864 - 12/11/07 05:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I found out this morning, that I've been fired once again, because
I came up positive for cannabinoids. Anyone got any productive ideas on how to pass a piss test, without giving up herb for a month?


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: CubeGod666]
    #7743868 - 12/11/07 05:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Synthetic urine that you can buy at most some shop work like a charm
I was on probation and tested for everything and passed every test:gethigh:.


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: CubeGod666]
    #7743869 - 12/11/07 05:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Get a job where they don't test you.

Starbucks has benefits for part time employees and doesn't drug test. In fact, half the people who work there would probably smoke out with you.


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: CubeGod666]
    #7743896 - 12/11/07 06:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Step 1: Quit Smoking
Step 2: Pass your drug test
Step 3: Smoke the shit down like it's legal


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7743903 - 12/11/07 06:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
Step 1: Quit Smoking
Step 2: Pass your drug test
Step 3: Smoke the shit down like it's legal




Wow, absolutely genius! I do the same thing already, but backwards.

1: Smoke the shit like it's legal
2: Fail my piss test
3: Quit smoking from knock out bongs.:grin:

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Where do I buy the synthetic piss?


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: CubeGod666]
    #7743907 - 12/11/07 06:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You can get synthetic urine from headshops or online, but you gotta make sure it's at the right temp or it won't work, but at the same time I know people who have failed their test using that shit too. Your better off just getting clean, it's not that damn hard I mean if you can't get clean just to pass one test than your pretty much worthless.


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7743918 - 12/11/07 06:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I could quit smoking for a month, yes. But doing so doesn't do me any good right now. I've already got ganja in my system, so it'll be there for a bit. What I don't have right now is a job, hence why I'm asking about ways to beat the piss test.

Too many bills, too few skills.
I'm in a jam, even the fucking lawn services piss test around here.


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Re: Pot or Work [Re: CubeGod666]
    #7743924 - 12/11/07 06:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well with trying to beat a drug test also depends on the system they use some aren't as effective than others, but synthetic urine is the probably your best bet but it's not cheap. If you keep failing these test using these cheat systems you could be wasting a lot of money trying to clean your self out.


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