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Anonymous #1

I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out
    #7743535 - 12/11/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I haven't been laid in two years, much to my own choosing because my last experience was a disaster (see: sexual disasters thread :laugh:).

So I've reestablished some of my confidence and a bit of my sex drive over time.  I know I've got to figure this out because I remember enjoying what I now miss, good sex.  And I shouldn't turn myself off.

I'm in a situation now where I have opportunities with 3 girls.  One is an ex-gf, one is a virgin, and one I think I'm quickly falling in love with.

I'm a bit of the romantic type so I'm not looking to play the situation like many of you PIMPs out there might.  If I can have a go with the virgin I think I will.  The girl I've fallen for made a clear indication she wanted to have sex, I know the time will come.

I know that before I do anything I'm going to have to try to be completely honest about my position on the topic.  Fortunately I think this girl will be understanding but I still hate thinking that I will embarrass both of us in the learning process.

But what choices have I got?  Maybe go find some ugly girls I don't care about and fuck?  I don't think I can put that kind of time and energy into girls I don't care for..

I know when the time comes performance anxiety will be my #1 concern.

If I could get a few penis-popper pills that'd probably give me a bit of a boost to get me started.  But I don't think I'm going to do that.  Wouldn't know where to get them anyway.

Basically what happened two years ago was for the first time I couldn't get it up for a while and then I came way too quick.  Took it pretty harsh.

I know I'm going to have to leave my comfort zone.. Maybe if it's somebody I'm totally comfortable with I will be more at ease and it'll work itself out but I just don't know.

Sorry for the length of this, it's a huge problem for me.  I hope somebody has some helpful advice to share.

To replies that say "stop being a pussy!": I agree.  But I can't just snap my fingers and stop being a pussy, I need to work some things out psychologically apparently.

What can I do to prepare myself?  What can I do to ease the situation?  I haven't told anyone about any of this, and posting about it here doesn't reallly count, so understand that this is a very serious problem to me.

PEACE!

and thanks


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Anonymous #2

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7743836 - 12/11/07 05:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

good luck.

:whacker:


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Anonymous #3

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7743847 - 12/11/07 05:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Get some speed or coke but don't do too much off it!!!


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Anonymous #4

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7743953 - 12/11/07 07:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A couple drinks might help.

You'll be fine unless you're constantly telling yourself you won't be fine. Don't think about sex when you're with her. Concentrate on having fun. When it happens, everything should happen naturally. Definitely try with the virgin first, it's going to be awkward for her anyway.

As for the act itself, get her worked up in every way possible before you penetrate. Tease her a bit, don't be overeager. Go down on her. Don't be self-deprecating, don't apologize for anything.

And yeah... rub one off before you go out.


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Anonymous #5

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7744060 - 12/11/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dood your not a pussy, you gotta get over your anxiety tho it could be slowly turning you into one.

try inebriation for the performance anxiety:thumbup:

as far as mechanical problems i would compensate, munch some carpet, or maybee even replace some of the carnal with romantic :thumbup:

yeah , get some time in with some sluts if need bee build your confidence level :thumbup:


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Anonymous #6

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7744116 - 12/11/07 08:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i was in almost the exact same situation a while ago. i took a lil bit of xanax which mustve got rid of my anxiety and had some amazing sex, that got back my confidence and never had a problem since. i imagine a couple of beers would work too

happy humping


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Anonymous #3

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7744198 - 12/11/07 08:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Heres how to do it - doesn't matter how quick you bust with this method...

First thing first give her shit load of foreplay.  Munch pussy / flick the bean / rub all her sexy zones (tummy, legs etc).  Just keep playing with her till you got her good and juicy.

Then stick it in and poke until you know your gonna come soon, don't worry if it comes on fast just stop and take it out (if you need to change condom then go ahead).

Now go back to phase 1 again and munch pussy / play with clit.  When your ready poke again and repeat.

It don't matter if you cum or not just keep at it like mad till your biatch is squirting in your face, then you know your good to spunk the remains of your balls all over dem titties!  :bananabang:


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Anonymous #7

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7745532 - 12/11/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would do the other two gals and leave your ex out of it.


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Anonymous #8

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7747516 - 12/11/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

physical crutches(penis pills, alcohol, etc) will only weaken you

buy(or download) mantak chia's cultivating male sexual energy

through practice(there is no easy fix to this situation that you won't regret some time later) you will be able to gain control of not only your penis but your orgasm and ejaculation as well


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Anonymous #1

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7780087 - 12/20/07 12:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm back :smile:

OP


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Anonymous #9

Re: I need a bit of advice on the ol' in-n-out [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7780316 - 12/20/07 02:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You can use my patented line for the awkward after sex silence:

"At least there is room for improvement!"®


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