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OfflineDrewwyann
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If jesus returned, no one would believe it...
    #7740838 - 12/10/07 02:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Think about it. He walked on water, he turned water into wine, and blah blah blah.

Name one thing he did that chris angel could not convince people that he did.

What would jesus do that would show people that he really was jesus and not some high budget magician that wanted to rule the world?

No one would believe him, even if it was really him. Seriously. Some would, but I mean, think about it.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7740863 - 12/10/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think you're missing the obvious.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7740873 - 12/10/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

JESUS IS THE ORGINAL KRIS ANGEL


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: jewunit]
    #7740883 - 12/10/07 02:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

whats the obvious?


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7740885 - 12/10/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That Jesus was just a prophet, didn't ACTUALLY walk on water.


Just puttin ideas out there . . .


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7740886 - 12/10/07 02:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The obvious is resurrection.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: wille]
    #7740888 - 12/10/07 02:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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wille said:
That Jesus was just a prophet, didn't ACTUALLY walk on water.


Just puttin ideas out there . . .




Don't be ridiculous.
The obvious is that Kris Angel really is Jesus.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: jewunit]
    #7740913 - 12/10/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Kris Angel is a fagot!


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7740939 - 12/10/07 02:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

did u no that in a 3rd world country they found a guy
with thousands of followers
who did simple parlor tricks
and every1 thought he was a propeht
ya poor ppl will believe anything
just like thousands of years ago in Jerusalem
ppl want to grasp onto something to belive in
making a religon is hard these days
it still can be done look at L. Ron Hubbard
and back then it was 100x easier
man if pythagoras lived 50 years longer to see jesus's ass
hed fucking laugh!


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7740944 - 12/10/07 02:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dude hes sweet. mindfreak!

But yeah he does suck. I doubt he actually comes up with what he does either. I bet he has the equivalent of writers to come up with his tricks. And the videos he makes could easily be staged. Theres nothing in them that says to me "this is real".


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: jewunit]
    #7740952 - 12/10/07 02:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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jewunit said:
Quote:

wille said:
That Jesus was just a prophet, didn't ACTUALLY walk on water.


Just puttin ideas out there . . .




Don't be ridiculous.
The obvious is that Kris Angel really is Jesus.




This is some seriously freaky stuff. I think you're figuring it out.. the big picture..


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Brugman]
    #7740958 - 12/10/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

kris angel was not a carpenter though.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Coaster]
    #7740966 - 12/10/07 02:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
did u no that in a 3rd world country they found a guy
with thousands of followers
who did simple parlor tricks
and every1 thought he was a propeht
ya poor ppl will believe anything
just like thousands of years ago in Jerusalem
ppl want to grasp onto something to belive in
making a religon is hard these days
it still can be done look at L. Ron Hubbard
and back then it was 100x easier
man if pythagoras lived 50 years longer to see jesus's ass
hed fucking laugh!




I wanna go to a 3rd world country and do that trick where you make it look like you're taking the tip of your thumb on and off...


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7740969 - 12/10/07 02:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's a fucking TV show. They have a cast of like 50 people conceiving "magic tricks", setting them up, making them seem realistic. It's hard to believe he walks into a random crowd of people and that's it. There's major planning, and maybe some acting from the witnesses.

I don't like that show.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7740971 - 12/10/07 02:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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YidakiMan said:
The obvious is resurrection.




Don't give Criss Angel any ideas.. :tongue2:

What if he doesn't have a crew of 50? I mean, Houdini must have gotten his share of criticisms accusing him of using 'insiders'. The crowd of people surrounding his act when he made the woman levitate in Las Vegas. Hard to explain.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: WScott]
    #7740983 - 12/10/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He did that one where you landed laid on a spiked fance and got stabbed through the heart, and then kept on moving. Thats kind of like resurrection.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7741031 - 12/10/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If that douchebag Criss Angel is the reincarnated Jesus Christ, then I hope we all go to hell as quickly as possible.

I don't wanna be in Heaven if it turns out that cunt rag is running the show.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Brugman]
    #7741032 - 12/10/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
It's a fucking TV show. They have a cast of like 50 people conceiving "magic tricks", setting them up, making them seem realistic.




So... the second jesus coming has a few more disciples.


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Re: If jesus returned, no one would believe it... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7741210 - 12/10/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

even if jesus could come back, why would he? there isnt anyone here worth a shit anymore...


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