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Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever
    #7740533 - 12/10/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Curious as to think who you guys judge as the worst person ever in American politics.

My vote? Marion muthafuckin Barry. Not just for obvious bitch-set-me-up reasons. Let a crackhead smoke some crack, I say, especially while mayor.

But just take a look at these quotes:

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.”

“The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist.”

“I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?”


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7740643 - 12/10/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Can't go wrong with George W Bush. With a tracklist from ruining the American economy, illegally invading two, count em' two countries - partially and currently at the same time, furthering the progression of global warming and carbon emissions to their worst point ever, endorsing torture, passing the "Patriot" act - as well as many other acts limiting basic rights, and generally spitting on the Constitution and tarnishing America's reputation


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7740648 - 12/10/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I knew Bush was coming up

By TWO you mean Afghanistan AND Iraq?

I don't think so many people were THAT against going into Afghanistan. Course... botching it by not sending enough troops at the start was pretty dumb.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7740671 - 12/10/07 01:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

> Curious as to think who you guys judge as the worst person ever in American politics.

Joseph McCarthy comes to mind... it isn't every politician that gets their name turned into a negative word in the dictionary... McCarthyism...


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7740689 - 12/10/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, I mean Afghanistan. It's such a grand fuck-up there but no one even cares because all eyes are on Iraq. Here's my ultra super conspiracy theory: 19 clones of George Bush disguised themselves as terrorists, hijacked holographic planes and pretended to fly them into various targets. While this happened, huge space lasers fired upon the targets, destroying them. Then we invaded Afghanistan, supposedly looking for Osama Bin Laden which is really just an anogram for Main Blade: an OS, which is the computer that controls the united states. So, hoping to exploit Afghanistan's rich deposits of oil, uranium, and kryptonite, the united states (i.e. a computer) invades Afghanistan. Then, while using super clone-soldiers to transform the entire country into a mining operation that is disguised by a hologram, the computer invaded Iraq to distract the world. Saddam Hussein (really a code, disregard duplicate letters and the name is revealed as Saam Huein, still make no sense? well Saam Huein is a Korean geneticist who origenally developed the cloning process), was purportedly captured and executed. This is because the Saddam Hussein we knew was really a prototype clone, why do you think he had so many doubles? So that's where we stand today.

If you read the above then you're as bored as I am


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7740702 - 12/10/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yea I got halfway through your second line and then picked my nose


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7740722 - 12/10/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I understand fully. Sleep deprivation makes me write funny things.

Back on topic though, I really do think Bush is the worst, but you get kinda spoiled when the only other president you can remember is Clinton. I actually had a dream the other night that I met Clinton again and he told me he wished he could run for president again. Also Hillary was next to him and we were both chatting about how she shouldn't run.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7740726 - 12/10/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever



Quote:

Curious as to think who you guys judge as the worst person ever in American politics.



Which is it? Most retarded or worst? There is certainly a correlation between the two, but I don't necessarily think the worst ones are the most retarded. Herbert Hoover had the highest IQ of any president with the possible exception of Thomas Jefferson, but look how his presidency turned out. Bush certainly has the strongest combination of the two, but I don't necessarily think he's the worst. I put Andrew Jackson up there for his genocidal policies. I agree with Seuss's assessment about Joe McCarthy. But I think my top choice in terms of having the worst long-term negative impact would be Harry J Anslinger.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: Silversoul]
    #7740900 - 12/10/07 02:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

that's merited.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7741006 - 12/10/07 02:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

larry craig. way to disgrace the best state in the union.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: SlashOZ]
    #7741018 - 12/10/07 02:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Seriously? Dude was just lookin for a blow j, in an airport bathroom, from a dude, who turned out to be a cop. It's not like he ruined the country or anything


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7741040 - 12/10/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

let a crackhead smoke some crack and let a homo get his pee pee sucked...

aint no thANG


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7741063 - 12/10/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Amen. But I do draw the line at clone holograms


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: BrAiN]
    #7741178 - 12/10/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Jimmy Carter ( i was only a kid)

but I REMEMBER...

Oil Shortage and gas lines

Recession

high unemployment

high Inflation

home mortgages at 16 percent,

Sold out the Shah of Iran to the radical muslims,

I remember his answer to the Soviet Union invading Afghanistan was to boycott the Olympics in Moscow.....

I remember that my dad was getting investment loans at a lower interest rate from the Mafia!




Fuck you Jimmy.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: lonestar2004]
    #7741209 - 12/10/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah. He gets my vote for Prestard but I'm still trying to figure out the most retarded politician.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: lonestar2004]
    #7741433 - 12/10/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

a lot of what Carter is criticized for was out of his control, namely
the financial problems of the 70s.


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: afoaf]
    #7741472 - 12/10/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

good person, bad president


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: afoaf]
    #7741549 - 12/10/07 04:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
a lot of what Carter is criticized for was out of his control, namely
the financial problems of the 70s.




George Bush's fault?:smirk:


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: Silversoul]
    #7746735 - 12/11/07 07:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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But I think my top choice in terms of having the worst long-term negative impact would be Harry J Anslinger.



YES! I was hoping someone would mention him. First name that came to my mind. Here are some of his quotes.

"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."

"...the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races."

"Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death."

"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men."

"Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing"

"You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother."

"Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind."


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Re: Your vote for America's most retarded politician ever [Re: lonestar2004]
    #7752599 - 12/13/07 05:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

While policy fuckups can be attributed to the president, it's quite a reach to blame the economy on him.


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