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BrAiN
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ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC
#7740053 - 12/10/07 11:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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blood4blood
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740056 - 12/10/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you shouldnt have to hide porn!
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Jack Albertson
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740057 - 12/10/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i download all my pron directly into my head.
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: Jack Albertson]
#7740091 - 12/10/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In my internet options I checked "Always clear data when you close firefox" so I don't have to manually delete everything every time, just close the window. The downside is that it doesn't remember the sites I frequent when I start to type them in, but that's okay, it keeps me on my feet. Also I no longer download, I just use sites such as redtube, pornhub, etc. it's funny, because yesterday two of my friends from highschool stopped by and spent 10 minutes trying to locate my porn stash with no luck. All I had were a couple of links in one of my bookmark folders.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=9db028ff2b0575f48a9a
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740103 - 12/10/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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This isn't mine but I found it funny:
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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BrAiN
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7740136 - 12/10/07 11:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740145 - 12/10/07 11:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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How about this alternative, you find a girlfriend who likes sex.
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BrAiN
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: mushroomplume]
#7740165 - 12/10/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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psssht...
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: mushroomplume]
#7740174 - 12/10/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just have a separate user for porn, and I don't have a user list, you have to type the username in, so if noone knows it exists, they can't even look for it.
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: mushroomplume]
#7740448 - 12/10/07 12:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
oliveplume said: How about this alternative, you find a girlfriend who likes sex.
I think the main issue is he downloads the gay porn.
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: AaronEvil]
#7740465 - 12/10/07 12:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740477 - 12/10/07 12:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I quit downloading stuff once the internet went broadband. There is no reason to keep evidence on your computer when you can stream it. I just have firefox set to clear the history everytime I close just like SampaJasli said. Porn is a great thing but unfortunately there are only a handful of women in the world that thinks the same.
I think the best thing to do would not have a girlfriend at all and then there would be no need to hide it. And why have a girlfriend that bitches at you all the time when you can just look at a porno jerk it then shut it off.
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: kungpow]
#7740495 - 12/10/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My GF likes porn but we have different taste in porn. She thinks the stuff I watch is "dirty." But hey, I can compromise during sex.
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740577 - 12/10/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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why dont you just get your own computer and tell her to stay the fuck away from it.
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740665 - 12/10/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why do you hide the porn from your fiancee when you can watch it together?
anal_horse_cum_explosion.mov
Oook I see what you mean there ehehehe... First lets not use words that show up in searches, or that would show up in abundance. Lessay you're an avid gardener right?
ecological_composting.mov
Better.. until she opens it up and sees some nasteh girl getting it on with Ajax at the stud farm. ZOMG now what? Well, don't let it get to that ofcourse! Next you change the file extension to something completely different of a comparable filesize.
ecological_composting.pdf
There you have it! Now your fiancee decides to read up on ecological composting, but darn it, the file won't open. Ah well..
You shouldn't of course select a bogus extension who's application does a diagnostic on what the problem is that would lead to it saying its really a .mov because then you're bound to find your well-hidden file smack in the middle of the desktop of your freshly formatted computer as:
goodbye_you_sick_fuck.mov
If it didn't come to that and you feel like watchin' teh nasteh again, just switch the .pdf to .mov and enjoy some in-depth ecological composting
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: Asante]
#7740669 - 12/10/07 01:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn, ecological composting sounds dirtier than the first one
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: Asante]
#7740670 - 12/10/07 01:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Such harsh harsh people up in here
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740674 - 12/10/07 01:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why does your girl care if you watch porn??
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: Liz]
#7740677 - 12/10/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: ninja ways to hide porn from significant others on your PC [Re: BrAiN]
#7740686 - 12/10/07 01:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good to see you too Brain!! I guess I can understand why you have to hide it. Damn Catholics!
/me spins her dreidle in the corner
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