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Offlinetommy603
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First Timer Man
    #7738848 - 12/09/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I did shrooms for the first time yesterday. Let me begin. First off me and my friend Randy got 3 Oz of shrooms from a cow pasture at night. Then we both walked into his dads pigpen. His dad is a farmer. This was at 5 oclock in da morning.
Alright back to the shrooms. We both took an ounce of shrooms and sat back and relaxed. Then my friend started freakin out and takin off his pants. I started freakin out and ran inside. The whole house looked like it was made out of bones. I ran into my room and then started downin some beer. Before I knew it I was fucked up!
All the sudden my parents walked in and Shouted ANDREW!! Randy is dead in the pigpen. What the fuck are yall on?!!!
Needless to say, I now speak to high school students about the dangers of shrooms.


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Offlinenotapillow
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: tommy603]
    #7738857 - 12/09/07 11:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

nice
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Offlineimplee
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: tommy603]
    #7738860 - 12/09/07 11:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ounce dry or wet? You sound like a made for TV anti drug show and why did andy die in the pigpen

Pics of dead randy please?


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OfflineAlCapwn
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Registered: 02/03/07
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: tommy603]
    #7738861 - 12/09/07 11:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sorry, but lol.


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OfflineKamin
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: AlCapwn]
    #7738863 - 12/09/07 11:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:awesome:


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Offlineandrewss
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: Kamin]
    #7738886 - 12/10/07 12:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wtf...


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Offlinewildchild68
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: andrewss]
    #7738994 - 12/10/07 01:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This has to be a joke.


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Invisiblebait_
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: wildchild68]
    #7739641 - 12/10/07 08:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So you took shrooms at randy's house and pigpen then ran inside but for some reason you have a room at randy's house and your parents live there too?
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Offlinewocka
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: bait_]
    #7739647 - 12/10/07 08:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha that was hilarious. a house of bones. i gotta think about that next time


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OfflineShroomMan420
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: wocka]
    #7739659 - 12/10/07 08:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:borfase:


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OfflinedesufnoC
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: ShroomMan420]
    #7740002 - 12/10/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i believed this for a sec........


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Offlinewille

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Re: First Timer Man [Re: desufnoC]
    #7740126 - 12/10/07 11:36 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Wow i thought this was serious for a second (you never know) :laugh:



Guess not


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Re: First Timer Man [Re: wille]
    #7740265 - 12/10/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The way it was written sounded like it was coming from a 12 year old.

lol so how did Randy die exactly??


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InvisiblePremedman1
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: adrian7812]
    #7740332 - 12/10/07 12:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He was eaten by pigs. Very tragic.


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OfflineGreat Scott
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: Premedman1]
    #7743391 - 12/10/07 11:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Is that why the house was made of bones?
I guess some pigs don't eat the bones too.


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Offlineprimal21
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: Great Scott]
    #7745653 - 12/11/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol wtf


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OfflineYukwaz
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: primal21]
    #7746604 - 12/11/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

HAHAH! A pigpen? Wow...that story was weird!


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OfflineAJ4U Happy Birthday!
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Re: First Timer Man [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7746627 - 12/11/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Lol got me i laughed


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