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waking up naked
    #7736659 - 12/09/07 01:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I woke up completely naked again today, unaware of where my clothes are or how i got home.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7736734 - 12/09/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That sounds serious. Maybe a tinfoil hat and some garlic to ward off any more of them.:D


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7736738 - 12/09/07 01:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i usually sleep naked, so that's not much of an issue for me

although, usually i know where my clothes are and how they got there


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7736773 - 12/09/07 01:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well I heard that when you travel thru time your clothes can't come with.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7736790 - 12/09/07 02:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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new2grow said:
I woke up completely naked again today, unaware of where my clothes are or how i got home.



I woke up exactly the same way yesterday.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: Individual]
    #7736794 - 12/09/07 02:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, you always know right away when you wake up if your naked.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7736830 - 12/09/07 02:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No I didn't. The first thing I could think of was water. I noticed myself being naked when I was in kitchen taking care of my thirst. And right then my mother came into the kitchen. I didn't say a word and went straight back to bed.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: Individual]
    #7736877 - 12/09/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's awkward...


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Re: waking up naked [Re: D4NK]
    #7736931 - 12/09/07 02:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

*that's a chance for a romantic encounter


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Re: waking up naked [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7736952 - 12/09/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

*that was the chance for you to prove you retardness :smile:


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7736985 - 12/09/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I woke up with pen marks all over my ribs and back a few days ago. I got drunk and apparently fell asleep naked with a capless sharpie in the bed.

At least my clothes were where I'd left them.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7737066 - 12/09/07 03:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Was there a rape on the news shortly after you woke?


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Re: waking up naked [Re: lukeboots]
    #7737079 - 12/09/07 03:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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jonnywax said:
I woke up with pen marks all over my ribs and back a few days ago. I got drunk and apparently fell asleep naked with a capless sharpie in the bed.

At least my clothes were where I'd left them.




haha I remember in high school a friend passed out once and two people decided to draw several penises on his face.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: Ego Death]
    #7737082 - 12/09/07 03:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOL!!!!!!!!! A RAPE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!


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Re: waking up naked [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #7737131 - 12/09/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

An anal rape?

SHIT SON!


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Re: waking up naked [Re: Individual]
    #7737328 - 12/09/07 04:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Individual said:
No I didn't. The first thing I could think of was water. I noticed myself being naked when I was in kitchen taking care of my thirst. And right then my mother came into the kitchen. I didn't say a word and went straight back to bed.




did she tell you that you were bigger than your dad?


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Re: waking up naked [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7737364 - 12/09/07 04:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Nope and I wasn't really awake enough to read her body language on the matter. :grin:


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Re: waking up naked [Re: Individual]
    #7737375 - 12/09/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If it makes you feel better I had a friend who's mom for some unknown reason came into his room naked vacuuming thinking there was no one else in there but he had some of my other friends sleeping in there, she would also rub the dogs dicks when she would be petting them.


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Re: waking up naked [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7737394 - 12/09/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's sick!


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Re: waking up naked [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7737397 - 12/09/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ive woken up naked with 2 naked chicks all covered in sand after a long night of skinnydipping at a party but thats another story.;)


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