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Bill hicks
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~I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.
~They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
~I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.
"I'm gonna share with you a vision that I had, cause I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. "
http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/dossier/id1025/pg1/
Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the the world is 12,000 years old. Swear to God. Based on what? I asked them.
"Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years."
Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12,000 years old?
"That's right."
Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
"Uh-huh."
Dinosaurs.
You know the world is 12,000 years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
"And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.
"And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord."
http://www.konformist.com/2001/hicks.htm
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Re: Bill hicks [Re: sleepy]
#7734521 - 12/08/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
sleepy said: ~They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
"Let's see, I could sit in traffic for an hour so I can work an unrewarding job for a boss I hate....OR....*puff* I could sleep till noon and learn to play the sitar."
One of my favorites of his.
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Re: Bill hicks [Re: sleepy]
#7735335 - 12/09/07 01:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bill Hicks ownzzzzzzzz
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Re: Bill hicks [Re: sleepy]
#7735491 - 12/09/07 03:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bill was the raddest.
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Re: Bill hicks [Re: NiamhNyx]
#7735533 - 12/09/07 05:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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nm, my link was broken
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Edited by kotik (12/09/07 05:19 AM)
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Re: Bill hicks [Re: kotik]
#7735536 - 12/09/07 05:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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my oh my what a great man he was.
funny too.
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dubiousness Dubious compound it is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. A penalty for possession of a drug/plant should not be more damaging than the drug/plant itself.
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