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Anonymous #1

A lion
    #7726923 - 12/06/07 11:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I want a lion. I'm not kidding, or joking, or whatever you want to call it. I honestly would like to purchase a lion. I have researched and cannot figure it out.

How can I get a lion?

Does anyone know anything that could help me?


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Anonymous #2

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7726928 - 12/06/07 11:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Nobody fucks with a lion.


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Anonymous #3

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7726961 - 12/07/07 12:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

have u tried ebay


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Anonymous #3

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7726962 - 12/07/07 12:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

have u asked the zoo


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Anonymous #4

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7727108 - 12/07/07 12:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Anonymous #5

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7727125 - 12/07/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

move to the congo and catch one


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Anonymous #6

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7727756 - 12/07/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think that hyenas make better pets.


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Anonymous #7

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7727773 - 12/07/07 08:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Those African dudes are harcore... Nobody fucks with a dude holding a chained hyena.

BTW, you couldn't afford to feed a lion.


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Anonymous #8

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7728293 - 12/07/07 11:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

if he fed that fucker Christians he could

now thats a damn good idea


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Anonymous #9

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7728850 - 12/07/07 01:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Anonymous #10

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7729158 - 12/07/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Now you're being silly. A lion needs a pride. A pride of lions needs a few acres of land to say the least.

I know where you can get lions but I won't tell you. I'm against stuffing lonely animals in cramped quarters.


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Anonymous #11

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7729283 - 12/07/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'd use Fresh Step kitty litter for the litter box...extra scented if they have it and buy a big shovel too.


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Anonymous #12

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7729316 - 12/07/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Anonymous #13

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7729691 - 12/07/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:



i wish that lion had killed that guy. who the fuck hunts a lion? what a prick.


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Anonymous #14

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7729728 - 12/07/07 05:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

>:3

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR


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Anonymous #15

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7729732 - 12/07/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Nobody fucks with a lion.



ha, i love that movie.


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Anonymous #1

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7730828 - 12/07/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well... no I'd seriously want to keep him happy. I have several acres... maybe I could let him hunt deer in the woods. I don't know how well he'd adjust. I mean... how much would a healthy lion cost anyways?

So I read that they just simply can't be domesticated... what would an alternative exotic animals be that could be domesticated?


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Anonymous #11

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7731115 - 12/07/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

>what would an alternative exotic animals be that could be domesticated?

a midget :shrug:


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Anonymous #16

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7733305 - 12/08/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think that hyenas make better pets.




...gangsta :yesnod:


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Anonymous #14

Re: A lion [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7733334 - 12/08/07 01:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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