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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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i need a firend with BENEFITS!
    #7725783 - 12/06/07 07:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

im giving up on relationships. they just dont work for me i guess. i fucking hate being beholden to someone else. im too fucking selfish for a girlfriend, i need my time to be mine. i need to go out and interact with people by myself. i seem to just have more fun alone?? i dont even mind staying loyal to one person. its not the issue...i just want to not have to have the girl on my mind or around me 24/7. so i just need a friend with benefits. a girl i can fuck once in awhile, hangout with sometimes but do my own thing other times. every woman just wants all the attention.


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7725805 - 12/06/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude.  :meatspace:


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7725806 - 12/06/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Aint that the truth.


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7725814 - 12/06/07 07:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

let me rewrite your post in layman's terms that anyone can understand:

Quote:


i'm fucking selfish, self absorbed and am incapable of a working relationship because of this





i've watched your persona for a long time and I don't have anything against you personally. i just call a spade when i see a spade. from your own words i think you already know what's up, but if not then this is the problem.
additional to your conundrum is that in order to find this elusive friend with benefits you will have to find a person of the opposite sex who is in the same type of selfish bubble you exist in. once you sleep with this person a few times you will both be naturally attracted to this person who shares the same ideals and desires and the beauty of the relationship will once again be derailed.

love the avatar, nice to see you around. glad i could throw in some caustic pessimism because I'm about to head over to the couch and have this damned girl of mine take up some more of my precious time and thoughts.

:smile::heart:


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: debianlinux]
    #7725856 - 12/06/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dont you think we put too much emphasis on sex in this society?

seriously i mean you have sex and bam EVERYTHING has changed! why does that change everything??

if i sit next to a girl on a roller coaster we've gone through an exciting experience. it doesnt mean our whole lives have changed and we have to cultivate some crazy bond

why cant people just be cool with each other?


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: debianlinux]
    #7725858 - 12/06/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That wears out after a while. Which is fine, It just takes more effort. But you can't bash on someone simply because they don't want relationship right now at this moment. Sometimes you're just at a point where a relationship is just too much work, but you still want ass.


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7725899 - 12/06/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I need a girl. period
havent gotten laid since the end of september :eek:

havent had a real girlfriend for over a year

fuck


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7725901 - 12/06/07 07:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Friend with Benefits, meet KOTT.
KOTT meet friendn with benefits.



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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: Tangerines]
    #7726001 - 12/06/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my hand wont fuck me anymore...i dont spend enough time with it


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7726019 - 12/06/07 08:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hey man, be careful of what you desire. it might not treat you the way you were expecting.

on a lighter note, i have a friend that lets me have all the benefits i can afford. 

I met this new girl though, and i really see myself being her boyfriend asap. i like good relationships.:thumbup:


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Re: i need a friend with BENEFITS! [Re: thoughts]
    #7726057 - 12/06/07 08:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Heh. My ex girlfriend let me fuck her even after we broke up. It was amazing, that girl was a nympho. CRAZY BITCH though.... Hmm... Correlation?.. Still, my only friends-with-benefits situation was an A+ experience. Don't talk to her anymore though, she's crazy after all.


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Re: i need a friend with BENEFITS! [Re: Xeluc]
    #7726600 - 12/06/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

STD Time :syringe::eek::syringe:


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7727075 - 12/07/07 12:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
im giving up on relationships. they just dont work for me i guess. i fucking hate being beholden to someone else. im too fucking selfish for a girlfriend, i need my time to be mine. i need to go out and interact with people by myself. i seem to just have more fun alone?? i dont even mind staying loyal to one person. its not the issue...i just want to not have to have the girl on my mind or around me 24/7. so i just need a friend with benefits. a girl i can fuck once in awhile, hangout with sometimes but do my own thing other times. every woman just wants all the attention.




Friends with benefits is nice...kind of.  But, it can get fucked up.  I still don't know how I feel fucking a friend.  Sex is nice...but it's weird with a friend who's a girl.  And it always brings entanglements, expectations, and broken hearts.  I really don't think I'll ever fuck a friend again.  Too much bullshit man.  :shrug:


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7727099 - 12/07/07 12:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You are just figuring this out?:lilpimp:


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #7727106 - 12/07/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude...you're totally like me. We've beened burned by chicks and now we're cynical. You're picky and you think that all women are whores. You don't trust them (and neither do I). You want female companionship and because you haven't been able to find it in a normal relationship you are maybe willing to fuck friends who are girls.

That path sucks my friend. I've been down it and it totally is shitty. It's nice to hang with a girl and be cool with her and get laid. But, what happens when the girl gets attached and you ruin the friendship that has been built up? I really don't think it's worth it.

If you can come to some agreement with a girl that you two will be cool with each other and have sex...then I can understand how you'd want to go for it. But, it never turns out cool. It turns out shitty. That's why I won't do it anymore.


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: debianlinux]
    #7727107 - 12/07/07 12:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

debianlinux said:
let me rewrite your post in layman's terms that anyone can understand:

Quote:


i'm fucking selfish, self absorbed and am incapable of a working relationship because of this





i've watched your persona for a long time and I don't have anything against you personally. i just call a spade when i see a spade. from your own words i think you already know what's up, but if not then this is the problem.
additional to your conundrum is that in order to find this elusive friend with benefits you will have to find a person of the opposite sex who is in the same type of selfish bubble you exist in. once you sleep with this person a few times you will both be naturally attracted to this person who shares the same ideals and desires and the beauty of the relationship will once again be derailed.

love the avatar, nice to see you around. glad i could throw in some caustic pessimism because I'm about to head over to the couch and have this damned girl of mine take up some more of my precious time and thoughts.

:smile::heart:




ahahha ouchhhha!


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: 40oz]
    #7727129 - 12/07/07 01:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha

Yeah, even though KOTT is like a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than me we are totally similar in my opinion.  He tries to sound player-ish and cynical on relationships because he hasn't been in one in a while.  Well, I'm no player.  I get laid like twice a year.  I have a hard-edged cynicism in me because of how I've seen women act.  There's no fucking way I'll give my heart to one with the shit I've seen.  I'll probably be alone for a long time and occassionally have sex with ho's.  :shrug:

It gets depressing.  I try and try and am good to girls and over and over they prove themselves to be worthless and fickle bitches.  I seriously will marry a girl if she proves herself to be sweet, genuine, and loyal.  She can be 300 pounds, have a face that looks like shit, etc...  But, if she's a good person then I'll stick with her.  I'm not shitting you.


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Re: i need a friend with BENEFITS! [Re: Xeluc]
    #7727134 - 12/07/07 01:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Xeluc said:
Heh. My ex girlfriend let me fuck her even after we broke up. It was amazing, that girl was a nympho. CRAZY BITCH though.... Hmm... Correlation?.. Still, my only friends-with-benefits situation was an A+ experience. Don't talk to her anymore though, she's crazy after all.




Man...I had that shit going on.  Then I found out the bitch was a fickle, manipulative, and lying whore.

The sex wasn't bad but all the shit that came along with it made the sex not worth it.  :shrug:


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7727161 - 12/07/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
haha

Yeah, even though KOTT is like a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than me we are totally similar in my opinion.  He tries to sound player-ish and cynical on relationships because he hasn't been in one in a while.  Well, I'm no player.  I get laid like twice a year.  I have a hard-edged cynicism in me because of how I've seen women act.  There's no fucking way I'll give my heart to one with the shit I've seen.  I'll probably be alone for a long time and occassionally have sex with ho's.  :shrug:

It gets depressing.  I try and try and am good to girls and over and over they prove themselves to be worthless and fickle bitches.  I seriously will marry a girl if she proves herself to be sweet, genuine, and loyal.  She can be 300 pounds, have a face that looks like shit, etc...  But, if she's a good person then I'll stick with her.  I'm not shitting you.




i believe you...
but reading your posts over the years about this topic,
well it seems like you've got more issues than time life magazine...

im a whore, i sleep around alot,
i get hurt alot, but i chalk it up to lessons learned & move
to the next with a clean slate.

& all in all, in the end result, at least im having fun, having fun.


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Re: i need a firend with BENEFITS! [Re: 40oz]
    #7727188 - 12/07/07 01:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

40oz said:
well it seems like you've got more issues than time life magazine...





True 'dat.


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