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Offlinedanlennon3
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I'm lonely!
    #7723980 - 12/06/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Hi This is Lauren and my man would rather watch porn than do it with me:(
r their any females who share the same problem? Sorry I'm just trying to vent


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7724024 - 12/06/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

it's probably not that he would rather watch porn than have sex with you, it's probably that it's easier to just masturbate than have to put up with your bullshit.

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7724033 - 12/06/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

but i give great head:tongue:


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7724069 - 12/06/07 11:48 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

that is what they all say.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7724082 - 12/06/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i guess i just want some attention, but doesn't everyone?


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7724095 - 12/06/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

well shit why dont you talk to him about it instead of everyone else?

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7724213 - 12/06/07 12:22 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

we have a hijacking.  :tokeeporder:


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7724242 - 12/06/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

You can blow me if you want? or some A2M!!!!!

:ass2mouth:

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7724260 - 12/06/07 12:30 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I fucked with a bitch who went through the same shit with her previous boyfriend. Goddamn, she loved to fuck.

She couldn't suck dick worth a shit though. She thought she could, I dint have the heart to tell her. Plus I enjoyed waking up in the morning with my cock in her mouth. It was pleasant.

That is all.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7724276 - 12/06/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
Plus I enjoyed waking up in the morning with my cock in her mouth.  It was pleasant.






:laugh:


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7724290 - 12/06/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I wish I would wake up with my cock in some bitches mouth

it will allways just be a dream for me


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: wortiesbo]
    #7724322 - 12/06/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
Plus I enjoyed waking up in the morning with my cock in her mouth. It was pleasant.




I dont believe you. If I fall asleep in a bath, my skin is all wrinkled when I wake up. NOT pleasant.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7724323 - 12/06/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

What is it about girls that can't give blowjobs that makes them think they're so good at it?

If you were good, he'd be letting you do it all the time.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: Jadian]
    #7724342 - 12/06/07 12:42 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I let girls blow me all the time good or bad.

thiers no such thing as good digging or bad blow jobs


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

Edited by fee (12/06/07 01:21 PM)

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: ivi]
    #7724360 - 12/06/07 12:45 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

The reason you don't believe me is because you are still a kid. Don't worry, if you are good, one day it can happen to you too.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7724514 - 12/06/07 01:15 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Plus I enjoyed waking up in the morning with my cock in her mouth. It was pleasant.




my ex only did that for me like once or twice in 4.5 fucking years of dating. damn her.

i'm definitely a morning sex kind of guy. and waking up to that is, without a doubt, the best way to start your day. folgers ain't got nothing on that.



oh, but a couple of times, i did this thing where once she was fully asleep, like down and out for the heavy count, and we were sleep-spooning, i would very slowly, and very lightly run my fingertips around her mons and inner thighs, moving inwards. patience is definitely key in this, because i didn't want to wake her. so yeah.. very slowly get b/t there with the hands, very slowly start applying circular pressure, get some heated moist conditions generated and whatnot.

since she was my long-term girl, i felt pretty comfortable taking advantage of her in her sleep... so yeah, as i started putting the glans at the entrance (from behind, still spooning) and very gently moving that around that area, spreading the moistness, in her sleep she was getting into it unconsciously and actually pushed back onto it, gasped, and woke up.

ahhhahahaha. it was pretty fucking hilarious. she was like "wha... what the fuck is going on!?" :sex sex sex:

i really miss that about sleeping with a girl in a comfortable relationship.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: fee]
    #7724827 - 12/06/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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fee said:
I wish I would wake up with my cock in some bitches mouth




LOL
this thread is hilarious I can't stop laughing :grin:

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7725320 - 12/06/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

Me and one past girlfriend used to have kind of a little game between us where we'd do shit like that.

See how turned on you could get the other person before they wake up and then we'd just hump like animals.

Man high school was fun.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: Jadian]
    #7725752 - 12/06/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I'm a'gonna pm ya on this one...tooo touchy, or not-touchy as this thread suggests... (blah) a subject.

c-ya and good luck to you


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: Jadian]
    #7725884 - 12/06/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Jadian said:
Me and one past girlfriend used to have kind of a little game between us where we'd do shit like that.

See how turned on you could get the other person before they wake up and then we'd just hump like animals.

Man high school was fun.





Lol me and my ex would do the same thing...it was fun I enjoyed the surprise part of it and for some reason it seemed to turn me on even more. I guess I just enjoy kinky shit. I haven't found another guy who will even try some of the shit we did. They always look at me like I'm crazy.....I really miss him


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7725889 - 12/06/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

danlennon is a chick?!


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: sui]
    #7726169 - 12/06/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

I was guessing that was his girl posting on his name or something..


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: Shroomism]
    #7726287 - 12/06/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 6 months ago)

i was guessing he was doing it to trick noobs into trying to cyberfuck or send nudes or something, then rag on them.


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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: danlennon3]
    #7727635 - 12/07/07 07:41 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
but i give great head:tongue:




Yeah... women don't really KNOW when they give good head or not.  I've totally lied to a girl even though her teeth were scraping across my dick and the blowjob lasted like 5 minutes... She was like "was it good?"  "uh... sure."

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: Maverick]
    #7727830 - 12/07/07 09:12 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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DRTMaverick said:
Quote:

danlennon3 said:
but i give great head:tongue:




Yeah... women don't really KNOW when they give good head or not.  I've totally lied to a girl even though her teeth were scraping across my dick and the blowjob lasted like 5 minutes... She was like "was it good?"  "uh... sure."




Well wasn't that one very general statement! :laugh: lol

This woman appreciates feedback...who wants someone to be in pain?

And I'll add that it's a bit of a chutzpah to complain about how long or not long it took...that's up to you to a certain degree right?

You let it go cuz you didn't want it to go on and on and hurt more but you still wanted the orgasm so you put up with it...and she may have drank it too. It's one of the most unpleasant flavours/textures around, sorry to say and consistent among all men based on as far as my research took me b/f I met my hus. It's not really meant to be edible it seems. :laugh:

I may have been a bit insulted about my skills to have to be told to use my upper lip and tongue and keep those teeth FAR away from the skin if you please but personally on the other hand, and she can just use her hand too guys remember that, I don't like being coddled and placated either.

Still friends MAV? lol


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Edited by MyInnerChild (12/07/07 09:21 AM)

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: Jadian]
    #7727832 - 12/07/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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Jadian said:
What is it about girls that can't give blowjobs that makes them think they're so good at it?

If you were good, he'd be letting you do it all the time.




Because when there teeth are digging in, you start screaming!
They thinks its pleasure and most men don't tell them otherwise!?

Anyway, we can't moan. Men are notoriously bad at knowing how to pleasure a women.

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Re: I'm lonely! [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7727865 - 12/07/07 09:23 AM (16 years, 6 months ago)

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i was guessing he was doing it to trick noobs into trying to cyberfuck or send nudes or something, then rag on them.





:confused:


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