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Invisiblefee
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My gf is such a lier
    #7723948 - 12/06/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I hate it she tells me lies and they start to unfold and I finally get the truth out of her
I hate it
ahhhhhhhhhhh


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7723967 - 12/06/07 11:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Consider yourself lucky. My cousin in law decided to just keep digging the hole until we stopped talking to her.


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Invisiblefee
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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7723978 - 12/06/07 11:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

why do woman lie so fucking much?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7723981 - 12/06/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think you're lying, liar.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Gumby]
    #7724032 - 12/06/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my girlfriend does not lie..

it's because i don't give her a reason to..

if you lie to them, they'll lie to you.. usually.

she might just be a crazy bitch and you'll have to scrap her.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Gumby]
    #7724035 - 12/06/07 11:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

show us n00dz! now


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7724038 - 12/06/07 11:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

again. dont you have a kid fee?


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: notapillow]
    #7724086 - 12/06/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Put her in her place with a firm pimp crack to the nose.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Tangerines]
    #7724093 - 12/06/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Tangerines said:
show us n00dz! now



hes already done that with his old phish head gf


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7724132 - 12/06/07 12:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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fee said:
why do woman lie so fucking much?




Because there are men who stay with them even if they lie.


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:heartpump:


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7724139 - 12/06/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

it's because she's a ginger. never trust a ginger.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7724143 - 12/06/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hey fuck you


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: notapillow]
    #7724146 - 12/06/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:awesome: :yesnod:


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7724154 - 12/06/07 12:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That is so true. Gingers are shifty mofos.


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InvisibleCheezit
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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Tangerines]
    #7724161 - 12/06/07 12:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Gingers make me walk across to the other side of the street


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Cheezit]
    #7724167 - 12/06/07 12:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Tangerines]
    #7724177 - 12/06/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well m,y gf is a ginger. but at leased jesus skimped on the freckeles and gave here extra huge knockers insted :smile:
:boobs:


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Invisiblefee
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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: notapillow]
    #7724189 - 12/06/07 12:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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notapillow said:
again. dont you have a kid fee?




why do you have to remember this shit
the kid isnt mine bla bla long court shit still going through it and paying out my ass
but yes I have a kid that isnt mine I only pay for him and cant see him

wow man you have quite the memory
and gingers are evil
well back to the whole lieing thing
she lied to me and told me she was fired and bunch of little lies that followed but come to find out she quite cause they wouldnt give her saturday off
and she lies about stuff like this all the time

I might just give the whole lieing thing a go


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7724200 - 12/06/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You're paying for a kid that isn't yours and you put up with bitches lying to you?

Man...grow a backbone.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: notapillow]
    #7724206 - 12/06/07 12:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Didn't happen without pics, notapillow :naughty:


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7724215 - 12/06/07 12:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

sorry to re hash old shit. im sure it hurts. i just care alot more about kids in general then there parents :shrug: sorry
im sure its hard. i just wanted to know what the deal was


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Gumby]
    #7724218 - 12/06/07 12:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I have pics of that tranny you hit on.  :eyebrow:


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7724271 - 12/06/07 12:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
You're paying for a kid that isn't yours and you put up with bitches lying to you?

Man...grow a backbone.




well the thing is I signed the birth certificate and paid child support for more than 6 months and in the state of NH then your considered the dad. mean while im paying 97 bucks a week for him and cant see him cause im not his biological father. bla bla and she is trying to get my rights erased. the whole bitch lieing to me im not putting up with trust me. I just cant kick her out in the cold. we live in NH


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7724283 - 12/06/07 12:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

so you arnt the biological father!
jesus
what is it with girls not telling yu the truth


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7724287 - 12/06/07 12:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

We decided the only way she would understand consequences of her actions was to cease contact.

It kind of makes me feel like a fair weather friend, especially because a mutual friend tried "counseling" her about her habitual lying. But she just lied to him over and over again, when they tried to talk things out, so now he doesn't talk to her either. Just so you know, when a "former" opiate addict tells you that they've only done pills once, that really means that they've only been doing pills one at a time, all day long.


Edited by YidakiMan (12/06/07 12:35 PM)


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: fee]
    #7724309 - 12/06/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Gingers, GROSS!


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Invisiblefee
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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: notapillow]
    #7724314 - 12/06/07 12:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

notapillow said:
what is it with girls not telling yu the truth




I am too nice of a guy and does every thing for every one not just girls
I probably set myself up by trying to deal with it and not kicking them out


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7724453 - 12/06/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude.

She(he?) hit on ME. She's the one that bought me drinks... And I might actually be able to find a pic. I'll have to investigate.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Gumby]
    #7724466 - 12/06/07 01:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I cant wait to see these pics
I can only imagine


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Gumby]
    #7724476 - 12/06/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, some people's entire existence is a house of cards that cannot coexist with truth. They will lie about everything. And of course since they are completely false they have no idea who they are so then they have no standards or consistency and do fucked up things all the time and then lie some more. Don't trust or hang around those people, they just make your own life worse and they never change.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Divided_Sky]
    #7725258 - 12/06/07 04:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This is true. Exactly the person I described.

To her, anyone that catches her in her lies is two-faced.


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Jadian]
    #7725285 - 12/06/07 04:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Jadian said:
Gingers, GROSS!




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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7725317 - 12/06/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

look at these monsters:




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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: Tangerines]
    #7725369 - 12/06/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:matrixfight:


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Re: My gf is such a lier [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7726075 - 12/06/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Girls will lie if they don't respect you. It's as simple as that.
What you NEED to do is make her understand that you will not take her dirty little cunt-faced lying mouth anymore.
Now, someone already mentioned a swift pimp crack to the nose.
I'd just let her know your not gonna date a liar, and break up with her if she does. In your mind, you don't really have to forever if you like her, but make her realize you mean business.
Me? Fuck, I would dump that bitch and look elsewhere, I do NOT tolerate liars.


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