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    #7723092 - 12/06/07 04:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723093 - 12/06/07 04:43 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

them jehovahs are freaky once they let loose


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723096 - 12/06/07 04:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i could not stand to be in the same room with someone who has such ridiculous beliefs let alone sleep with her.


tell her to ditch the crap and drop some acid.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: druqs]
    #7723110 - 12/06/07 05:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well if she is that great I could wait but the problem is she is prob gonna suck in bed be scared of sex and well just suck in that catagory
and to sex is a 1/3 of the relationship


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: fee]
    #7723116 - 12/06/07 05:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Jehovas are a weird breed. But if you like her that much, stick with it. And like was mentioned. Oft times those that wait have a lot of pent up...energy.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723125 - 12/06/07 05:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I could never respect a Jehova


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: TheCow]
    #7723134 - 12/06/07 05:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

She's probably lying about her virginity :einstein:


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: skydog]
    #7723179 - 12/06/07 05:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Prince is a Jehovahs witness.

but I dont think that really helps out the whole "JW's are an odd breed" idea.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723217 - 12/06/07 06:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That sounds like a mess. Those mother fuckers are insane, I'm telling you.. my older sister's friend in high school was jehovah and her mom would LOCK her in her room. Something about that whole situation screams "psycho cunt".

I guess if you really like her enough, then you might as well see how it turns out. How into her religion is she? Try to talk some sense into her.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7723262 - 12/06/07 06:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Be careful.

They have really, really strong religious beliefs.

If she doesn't try to make you convert, her parents will.

I had two Jehovah Witness classmates in high school a few years back.

Just don't do it. Dating a virgin is good, but not a Jehovah.


***Also, they have preapproved sexual positions. And if you're interested in foreplay, anal, or tooting your own horn, it isn't going to happen.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723271 - 12/06/07 06:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

One of my best friends is a Witness. He's a normal ass kid, and his family's normal. You would never know, I didn't until a few years ago.

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mycelismymind said:i could not stand to be in the same room with someone who has such ridiculous beliefs let alone sleep with her.


tell her to ditch the crap and drop some acid.




:rolleyes:

I would say go for it if she's really what you want in a girl. You might even be able to change her mind.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723352 - 12/06/07 07:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If she's as perfect as you say, then does it really matter that much if you gotta hold out for a little while?


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7723490 - 12/06/07 08:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hey yawningAnus i don't know when it changed but you now have the sweetest avatar.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723728 - 12/06/07 09:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Members of the movement are probably best known for their door-to-door evangelical work; witnessing from house to house, offering Bible literature and recruiting and converting people to the truth.



My guess is OK with your Atheist beliefs, for now...

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Witnesses place little emphasis on sudden, dramatic conversion experiences. True conversion is a slow intellectual process which gradually convinces a non-believer that Witness beliefs are true and rational, and that they should commit themselves to a spiritually rewarding life that will bring eternal benefits.



Keep an eye out for that "slow intellectual process" dude...

Good luck.


Source and more info: http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/witnesses/


Edit: Sorry you said agnostic rather than atheist!!! That makes even more sense. I take that to mean your not sure / undecided / on the fence, which makes you up for conversion as far as she is concerned.

This time next year you'll either have forgotten her or be a witness.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: jewunit]
    #7723800 - 12/06/07 10:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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One of my best friends is a Witness. He's a normal ass kid, and his family's normal. You would never know, I didn't until a few years ago.





I'd say this is definitely the exception to the rule I've known a few JW's and they were all crazy as fuck and constantly trying to recruit me to the faith.

This is one of the weirder religions I think. I may be off base here but the way I understand it is one of their major tennants is that they believe only 2000 people will be allowed into heaven. I don't understand why each one thinks they are worthy. I mean how do they know the heaven quota isn't already reached?

Anyway if she's that cool give it a go, just try not to get to attached if she isn't gonna put out or if she tries converting you.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: jewunit]
    #7723824 - 12/06/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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jewunit said:
One of my best friends is a Witness. He's a normal ass kid, and his family's normal. You would never know, I didn't until a few years ago.





I'd say this is definitely the exception to the rule I've known a few JW's and they were all crazy as fuck and constantly trying to recruit me to the faith.

This is one of the weirder religions I think. I may be off base here but the way I understand it is one of their major tennants is that they believe only 2000 people will be allowed into heaven. I don't understand why each one thinks they are worthy. I mean how do they know the heaven quota isn't already reached?

Anyway if she's that cool give it a go, just try not to get to attached if she isn't gonna put out or if she tries converting you.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: disturbed]
    #7723834 - 12/06/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No, they believe about 22000 can get into heaven. Don't know the exact number.

But they believe that number was filled around 1914 and now JW will live eternally on earth, since heaven is full. Their souls will live on earth, I mean.

And yes, as part of their service they are REQUIRED to go around and convert people.

Also, if she leaves the religion, her family and friends that are JWs will NOT BE ALLOWED to talk to her or associate with her. EVER.

She will also be looked down apon because you are not a JW.

Go on their website, www.WatchTower.org. They have a big question section there for JWs that need advice.


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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7723860 - 12/06/07 10:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7723865 - 12/06/07 10:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Would you date a virgin? [Re: Azen]
    #7723873 - 12/06/07 10:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If after having been divulged of the information regarding her witness propensities you still think she is perfect, then I see not how it matters in the least. I mean it obviously hasn't affected her personality to such a degree that it affects you.

As far as her being a virgin. Be gentle when you first slide in, it hurts them. It really is up to you to help her cultivate a sense of sensuality. It can be fun.

I think if you really feel that way, like Damn, she is so fucking awesome, and I would hate to be separated from her, then pursue it. Only good things can come. For both of you it will be a maturation process, you will begin to understand better yourselves by recognizing personality traits in each other that appeal to you. Uninfluenced by a smoking hot body and a pussy that tastes like strawberries. A plus. Then when she finally succumbs to love and lust, it will be nice.

IMHO

good luck.


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