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OfflineStonedShroom
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your first experience with pr0n?
    #7721906 - 12/05/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I was in Jr High, probably 8th grade so that would make me.... 12?

Anyway, it was 'school spirit' week at school. You know, the week of homecoming where you had "Pajamas Day" and "Twinky Day". Well, this particular week had a "70s Day". I had a plan to get a pair of my dad's old work jeans, cut the seams at the bottom and sew in a piece of material making a groovy pair of bell bottoms.

I was home alone, as my sister had a basketball game that night. We had a 3-bedroom house, but my dad converted the huge game room in the back into a master bedroom, making it a 4-bedroom. Their old bedroom became a guest room with all their old clothes in the old furniture.

So I was digging through the dresser looking for a pair of old jeans, when I came across a magazine. The front had a rude cartoon on it and at first I thought it was a "MAD" magazine. So I picked it up and realized the name of the magazine was actually "Hustler". I just thought it was another MAD-type magazine and started flipping through it.

Naked girls.

Naked girls getting fucked.

Stories about naked girls getting fucked.

From that night I stayed home from every basketball game ever. I was totally obsessed with the treasure of old Hustlers, Playgirls, and erotic books. All circa late 70s. (This was the mid/late 90s). Every chance I got I looked at those magazines, carefully putting them back in the same order I found them, under the same old tee-shirts.

Then came along those cloned Direct TV cards that would let you see every single channel. Even the adult channels.

Then the guest room became my sister's room and my sister's old room became on office. All the smut was tossed, and we had a computer with internet. That was fun until my parents found out about the "History" folder... I was never caught, but it spooked me enough to spend some of my hard-earned after school job cash on a new HP Pavallion desktop.

Then I moved out and painfully downloaded 2 minute clips with dial-up, anticipating newfound positions and fetishes.

Now if someone says "You won't believe the porn I have... two old men dressed up as women fucking a midget while playing twister!!"

me: "Oh, that's Granny Tranny's volume 1. Hello, ssooooo last week, wait till you see volume 5, they suck off a horse while a clown fucks em up the ass."


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7721912 - 12/05/07 09:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I first found porn when I was 10...and it was awesome. My eyes were glued for hours and hours.

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: moses]
    #7721923 - 12/05/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

my first porn:

my black friend showed me "the best porn ever" :eek: (exact words)

it was the playboy issue with china (the wrestler) probably 1998

deffinatly.....manish

ehhhhwwwwww :crazy2:


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7721926 - 12/05/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

We found my friend's father-in-law's porn tape one night when we were about 12. It was fascinating.. I believe it was called "Extreme Closeups".

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7721943 - 12/05/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Haha, very nice!  I'm not sure when my first experience with porn was... probably the 25 cent "L.A. X...press" newspapers that were for sale by my local post office, when I was in 1st or 2nd grade.  I also had one of those beanbag chairs that I'd vigorously hump when given the chance - it was even skin tone, which I'm sure added to the effect! 

By the time I got a decent computer with my 14.4 modem I was downloading still images left and right from the AOL chat rooms.  My parents had no need for the computer since they were old schoolin' it on their books, so I kept the new computer in my room under the guise of education-related purpose. :grin:

Prior to the computer, and in fact even before finding the L.A. X...Press newspaper machine, I had found my father's subscription of Playboy's.  They sat readily available next to the master bathroom in my parent's upstairs bedroom.  I'd bring friends over to share the experience, and indeed it made me quite popular!  After a couple years went by, totally by chance, I was out by the trashcans on trash day and found a big ol' stack of them, even the 100-some page annual Anniversary edition.  This gave me an excellent starter collection.

'Round mid-elementary school, my best friend and two other girls who lived nearby and carpooled with us to school, began having "sexy parties" where we would explore each other's bodies provided no parents were around.  I recall one unpleasant experience at Katie's house when we had locked ourselves in the bathroom thinking her mother was outside or maybe at the post office or something, and her mom ended up frantically knocking on the bathroom door yelling "let me in!" as we fumbled to put our clothes back on and open the door. 

Busted! :grin:

Can't complain though.. at the moment I'm having plenty of :doggystyle:

And since this thread needs some quality nudes...




















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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Brugman]
    #7721947 - 12/05/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I can't remember the first time I watched porn.  I think it was when I was reallly young.  I love porn. :emo:

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: geokills]
    #7721972 - 12/05/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Found my dads porn video next to the lion king. I never watched the lion king again.


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7721982 - 12/05/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It was mid/late 70s. My friends dad had a Playboy collection. When no one was around we'd go through them. Those images provided the mental vaseline for many masturbation sessions when I was a young boy.


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7722001 - 12/05/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Went to Cherry Hill NJ with my dad to look at expensive cars(I was obsessed with cars at the time)while my sister went to a No Doubt concert.  When I got the chance the next day, thinking I would find some cars, I went to cherryhill.com or something close think I would find cars...there weren't any cars. :grin:  Then after I discovered this, my friends and I would hide when the class (5th grade)went to lunch, and would look up porn on the classroom computer.:lol:

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7722055 - 12/05/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

When I was in grade three we went out for recess one day and there was about forty torn-out pages of penthouse blowing around the schoolyard. The teachers were trying to collect them all

We got a hold of one with two naked twins.

I didn`t know how to beat off at the time, but I remember being intrigued.


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7722067 - 12/05/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Some penthouse tape this guy had a long ass dick but it was a pencil dick

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7722076 - 12/05/07 09:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My mom was engaged to a dude that had a bunch of old 70's and early 80's playboys all in order by month. I was 8 at the time and my brother was 13. I would always crawl under the bed with one of the old playboys and look at them for hours.

My brother swears up and down that he never looked at them, but I know he got in trouble for it. They would always say, "They were in order (by month and year)" I never put it back in order cause my brother would always kick my ass.

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7722109 - 12/05/07 09:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7722110 - 12/05/07 09:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

3rd grade. My friends bro had some mag that he hid under the sink in the bathroom.

I would just sit there after taking a shit and read through it.

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7722118 - 12/05/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

when I was about 10 my dad got an "illegal cable box" or something. I just know we had free pay-per view, and that included porn. Not just the playboy channel, but hardcore porn. There was a parental control, and I realized a way that I could unplug the box and reset the password. Of course, I was busted when my dad tried to unlock the thing. But hey, if I wasn't supposed to watch this channel I figured it was because he wasnt. I didn't know so much what I missing just curious at the time.

I wasn't aware of what masturbation was, but mimicked the stroking of the penis and said hm... this feels good. And from there, well. thats my story.


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7722152 - 12/05/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i dont remember exactly, 11 maybe? all I know is i still like porn! :yesnod: :badslave:  :dominatrix:  :doggystyle:  :porn:  :headboard:  :missionary:  :bondage:

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? *DELETED* [Re: Skunk420]
    #7722298 - 12/05/07 10:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: pB0t]
    #7722365 - 12/05/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I used to look at the women in bras in the sears catalog, and could see the nipples..haha..that was when I was about 9 i think. :lol:

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Skunk420]
    #7722666 - 12/06/07 12:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

man, wtf.

there are some good stories here, but no one takes the time to tell a story.

sure, I could have just said "I found some old hustlers in a drawer" but I actually told a story.

Americans are fucking lazy.

check out b3ta where I stole this idea.

http://b3ta.com/questions/myfirstporn/

all the other "question of the week" threads are awesome too.


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7722838 - 12/06/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

you really want to hear a story?

i downloaded a winamp skin WAAAAYYYY back in the day. it had a pussy on it. end of story.

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Iolaa]
    #7723238 - 12/06/07 06:25 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Here's my story:
I was playing hide and seek in a park with some friends. My younger sister went to hide behind a tree that had a garbage can next to it. She found a vhs tape in there... it was strange cuz it had no stickers, nothing written on it or anything.
When we got home, we gave it to our mother (ahah.. that's how young and innocent I was), then later that day I asked my mom about it and she said that the tape was wasted, probably had gotten some water into it or something and that's why it was in the thrash can in the first place. Dunno know why, but me and my brother didn't believe that lol
Later that week, my parents got out and me and my brother went to search for it in their bedroom... there it was!
We went back to our room to watch it.
When we played it, it was on this large zoomed shot of a penetration... at first I didn't realize what that was...lol - only after some seconds of observation and reflection I understood that it was a cock getting into a pussy! lol


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Subutex]
    #7723344 - 12/06/07 07:19 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Is it weird I jacked it to this thread?


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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7724075 - 12/06/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Me and my friend Collin were playing army-men in the woods behind our elementery school. We were probly 8 or so.
Collin was like "hey, a pile of ripped up magazines" There was softcore porn with all the pictures individually ripped out, next to a tree stump with ciggerette buts.
Obviously there were evil teenagers afoot, and after careful examination we vowed to leave the porn be. I brought my 12 y.o. brother back to the spot, and after another investigation of the horrid stuff, i made him promise to leave it alone.
I later found some of it in his room, and chased one of his friends down the street after he had stolen it.

Well at 10-11 i had lost my morels, and when i found my parents Ann Rice erotic sleeping buety trilogy, i masterbated furiously to that for a few hours in my parents bathroom. I was using lotion as lube. It was loud as hell, but i figured if anybody came in my parents room, and heard anything, they would mind their own buisness, and go elswhere untill i was done.
Well, all of a sudden, i felt something rising from the deep, and some crazy white shit came out of my dick. I was like WTF? it stunk too. I guess because it had been brewing for so long or something.
I washed up, and walked out. My mom was sitting outside the door. We were both mortified. I walked out, and neither of us said anything.


Than later on i found a bag on the side of the road with 10 vhs boxes, and one vhs tape of hardcore porn. I painstakingly cut out the pictures from the boxes, and made a collage. The tape was "backdoor brides 5", and i and my friends were never the same again.

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: Dreamer987]
    #7724115 - 12/06/07 12:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i was a little kid like in 1st grade my babysitter found my parents and she showed me, the girl living across the street used to always show me her ass/pussy all the time too, one day i came home crying to my parents and i told them it was because this girl told me i had to marry her because she showed me her underwear lol

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Re: your first experience with pr0n? [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7724422 - 12/06/07 12:56 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Scrambled cable porn at the age of 7 or 8

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