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Yukwaz
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Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS!
#7720268 - 12/05/07 03:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Okay, so I bought some fresh shrooms. The only problem is, they are pure white!! So I am wondering if these are real shrooms that make you trip, or merely just fake (and possibly poisonous)ones.
Please help!!!! I need to know if they are real or fake.
UPDATE! Now you can see pictures of them. Just go this link: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=dnWbnvikvHU
The link works now.
They are turning a brownish rotten color. and they are the caps I guess! Not the stems. PLEASE HELP!
Edited by Yukwaz (12/06/07 06:31 PM)
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7720282 - 12/05/07 03:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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pictures would help, and if they are fresh i suspect you will be using them soon?
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: DeathCompany]
#7720309 - 12/05/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah I wanna use them soon but I would like to dry them first.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7720326 - 12/05/07 04:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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nobody is going to be able to tell you for sure what it is without a picture
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: somebody041]
#7721455 - 12/05/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a very similar problem. I however, will post some pictures as soon as possible
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Joel nobody]
#7721788 - 12/05/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds very dodgy mate. There are no psychoactive mushrooms that are completely white. They could be poisonous. Put up an ID request over at the hunting forum while they're still fresh.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Shroomeup]
#7721904 - 12/05/07 09:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would not eat them,
1) Psilocybes tend to have at least some bluish marks due to oxidation 2) Only all white psilocybes are albinos and panaeolus, which are extremely rare for street dealers to sell 3) There are a shitload of deadly all white mushrooms (such as death cap) 4) Street dealers don't usually sell fresh mushrooms because determining the weight is highly unreliable and storage is hard without them rotting/molding
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Shroomeup]
#7722068 - 12/05/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomeup said: Sounds very dodgy mate. There are no psychoactive mushrooms that are completely white. They could be poisonous. Put up an ID request over at the hunting forum while they're still fresh.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: scout24]
#7722269 - 12/05/07 10:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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weird
cubes aren't even close to pure white
neither are most other psilocybes for that matter
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7722398 - 12/05/07 11:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hi, pure-white mushrooms most often can be poisonous. White stem, White gills, White cap = trouble.
I'd have to see pic's of them but it sounds like a complete shithead sold you random mushrooms he found growing from the ground somewhere. And if they are all-white the probabilities of them making you sick are kind of high.
You should try and post a topic in the Hunting Forum with as good of description as possible. Follow our Sample ID Request Forum stickied at the topic of the forum to show you how it is best done. Photos would help more than the description.
Do the mushrooms has a bulbous base at the bottom of the stem? Do the mushrooms have a white veil attached to the stem? -Those are characteristics of poisonous Amanita mushrooms to watch out for.
Then again, this shithead could of bought edible Oyster mushrooms at the store and sold them to you (ripping you off), because often Oyster mushrooms are all white, and edible.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: GGreatOne234]
#7722408 - 12/05/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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maybe they are just stems?!?!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: DeathCompany]
#7722521 - 12/05/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Doesnt sound good if they are wet and you cant make them blue.
There are plenty of albino strains out there, but they will have hints of blue no matter how you try to bruise them.
A picture could give you a pretty nice id on those fresh shrooms you have got. The people who know wet mushrooms will likely know what is up in your case.
My advise: Beat the shit out of one of your shooms and dry it with the rest. I dont mean just dry it, I mean use the lazymans method and let it sit on a plate for about 24 hours. Its not difficult. Your abused shroom should be kinda blue, or pretty damn blue.
If you want to be sure, take a photo if you have the right equipment to put it on your computer.
Most people who know shrooms will be able to tell you if its an albino cube, or not.
Most cheap store bought mushrooms are white and they most certainly wont turn blue(they smell fantastic though, just like the real thing, almost). That would be really sad if you bought some of those.
Sadly, you have some albinos that have not shown any bruising yet, or you got fucked by some amateur assface that is going to get his ass kicked by some punk one of these days, just for being such an obviously bad con artist.
If so, thats pathetic and I dont mean you for the most part.
I hate to say it, but it sounds like you just bought some shrooms that were bought at the jewel nextdoor. It seems likely.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7722583 - 12/05/07 11:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe they are copes? Take pictures, also when you come back mushroom hunting is best for ID'ing fresh mushrooms
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: implee]
#7722605 - 12/06/07 12:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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copes are pretty damn blue and grey after drying no matter how you treat them.
Lets see how this works out for him.
It all depends on the picture.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: yageman]
#7723141 - 12/06/07 05:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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albinos are a mutation and it would be extremely rare to find a bunch of them in the wild, it would be mixed with normal ones. (near impossible since its something that PF induced on accident ive read)
slightly possible if they are from an indoor grow. but the grower would have dried them. if the guy said he got them outdoors, 90% says its fake/dangerous
bluing could help, but their are poisonous mushrooms that bruise blue
cut a small chunk, put it under your tongue for half an hour. if they are poisonous your body will purge your system (from both ends) if this doesnt happen your probably ok. not something id risk though
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Enothe]
#7723817 - 12/06/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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if they aren't blue then there is something wrong 
and i wouldnt buy fresh shrooms either next time, looks like ur dude went to the store and bought regular mushrooms

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Yukwaz
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Atheist]
#7725547 - 12/06/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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BUMP!!! Everybody check out the pictures now!!!!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7725571 - 12/06/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude your picture is a youtube video that doesn't work.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: g00ru]
#7725700 - 12/06/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I fixed the link, so it works now!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7725714 - 12/06/07 06:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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those look like cloves of garlic to me...seriously 
why the hell did you use youtube btw?
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
#7725727 - 12/06/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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mikeytro said: those look like cloves of garlic to me...seriously 
why the hell did you use youtube btw?
i thought the exact same thing while watching those look like peeled cloves of garlic dude crush one and smell it.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SampaJasli]
#7725837 - 12/06/07 07:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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im pretty sure those are cloves of garlic
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GGreatOne234
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hahaha craziness
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oh damn!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
#7725876 - 12/06/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Garlic for sure
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: binarycircuit]
#7725877 - 12/06/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In what bizarro world do mushrooms look like that?
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: g00ru]
#7725922 - 12/06/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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those are not safe or fun to eat they may indeed be garlic tho
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
#7725973 - 12/06/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yup, i also thought garlic right away.
sorry, but whatever they are, they are most certainly not mushies.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: kotik]
#7725988 - 12/06/07 07:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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no way. Can't be serious. I mean, its not hard to have a general idea of what they look like, even if you have never seen them before.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: IslandShroomer]
#7726120 - 12/06/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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HAHAHa...... Wait, are you joking? Most definitely garlic, you'd HAVE to know, the smell.... Maybe...
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Xeluc]
#7726140 - 12/06/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Those are bunk shrooms.
Why do some dealers only sell the tops? It seems so fucking gay to me.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Xeluc]
#7726151 - 12/06/07 08:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeh those are definately active
The best method of ingestion would be to finely cut them up and spread over some regular farm butter....then apply to some fresh (toasted, ofcourse) sour dough bread.
Yum, tasty.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Helpme1]
#7726156 - 12/06/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ahem... Try smoking those. I can ONLY imagine how much fun you will have.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Xeluc]
#7726196 - 12/06/07 08:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Garlic, hahaha.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Deity208]
#7726543 - 12/06/07 10:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i wonder if he will post again
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: IslandShroomer]
#7726581 - 12/06/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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some people are fucking rediculous
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: IslandShroomer]
#7726587 - 12/06/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude psilocybe garlic is one of the most potent mushrooms on the planet.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7726609 - 12/06/07 10:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7726622 - 12/06/07 10:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah i think you bought garlic also... (Thats what i thought before i read the other posts)
And why did you use youtube? you obviously took pictures... Why did you make them into a SHITTY video? if your gunna make av video next time use something high quality like stage6 (high quality equivalent to youtube)
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: implee]
#7727419 - 12/07/07 05:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's like buying postcards and asking if they're acid "stamps".
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Bridgeburner]
#7727463 - 12/07/07 05:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's like buying postcards and asking if they're acid "stamps".
Even this would be more comprehensible...
Man, I thought people were naive, when I sold them Majoram as weed when I was 12, but this tops it all 
i guess it would be a pleasure to drink a beer with the guy who sold them to you. Seems to be funny one 
But I guess you've learned your lesson with buying these and be laughed about at the shroomery...
Do some research before you try your "luck" again
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Fahkface]
#7727475 - 12/07/07 05:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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garlic cloves - damn near rock solid
fresh mushrooms - not
Hope that helps.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: truffleupagus]
#7727558 - 12/07/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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AUGHHHHH GARLIC!! augh!!!! I even told the guy that sold them to me, "those don't look like shrooms!" and he said that they were. I paid 20 bucks for GARLIC!? AUGH!!!!!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7727838 - 12/07/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm not sure what's more unbelievable. That you have no idea what a mushroom looks like, or that you have no idea what garlic looks like.
Damn man, normally I would say to go confront the guy, but I'd be ashamed to show my face. 
For future reference, this is what you want:
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: IslandShroomer]
#7728159 - 12/07/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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IslandShroomer said: i wonder if he will post again
It looks that way. For better or worse, lol.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Xeluc]
#7728253 - 12/07/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ooooh yes the psilocybe garlic, you pretty fucking lucky..
Ive heard the psilocybin content is 10% of the mass! Tell us how it goes , i cant wait to hear your experience with this one.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Infested]
#7728288 - 12/07/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahahahahhahahahhaha
im sorry but thats just gotta be laughed at.
hook me up with your dealer?
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7728359 - 12/07/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That dealer may be an asshole, but at least you know he isn't a vampire.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7728462 - 12/07/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: That dealer may be an asshole, but at least you know he isn't a vampire.
That's a point
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7728637 - 12/07/07 12:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think we spotted someone who is underage (possibly infant or in elementary) Any kid probably 8+ could have spotted garlic... Unless its a troll
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7728643 - 12/07/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said: That dealer may be an asshole, but at least you know he isn't a vampire.
LOL!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7749457 - 12/12/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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WhiskeyClone said:

I'm not sure what's more unbelievable. That you have no idea what a mushroom looks like, or that you have no idea what garlic looks like.
Damn man, normally I would say to go confront the guy, but I'd be ashamed to show my face. 
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: johnm214]
#7749502 - 12/12/07 01:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahahahahaha
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Essen]
#7749586 - 12/12/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh, you just HAD to bump this up! I almost forgot about this whole thing!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7749630 - 12/12/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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This made me laugh out loud - I would normally feel bad if someone got ripped off. But this is garlic. lol. Your dealer has a great sense of humor.
On a serious note though, next time you go looking for anything like this bring someone along who knows what they're doing (not yting to be mean). It'll save you money and possibly your life one day.
Another thing is - unless this is a joke (if it is - it's pretty funny), you obviously didn't do ANY research at all. If you're thinking about doing something like shrooms, you should reasearch what they are, go to google atleast and see how they look... I mean c'mon - those are garlic cloves for god's sake... **thinks this whole thing over** naw, must be a joke... wow
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7749633 - 12/12/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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its all good, we laugh with you
I hope you eat the garlic though
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: sky]
#7749650 - 12/12/07 02:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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blavampire said: This made me laugh out loud - I would normally feel bad if someone got ripped off. But this is garlic. lol. Your dealer has a great sense of humor.
On a serious note though, next time you go looking for anything like this bring someone along who knows what they're doing (not yting to be mean). It'll save you money and possibly your life one day.
Another thing is - unless this is a joke (if it is - it's pretty funny), you obviously didn't do ANY research at all. If you're thinking about doing something like shrooms, you should reasearch what they are, go to google atleast and see how they look... I mean c'mon - those are garlic cloves for god's sake... **thinks this whole thing over** naw, must be a joke... wow
I did do research! Like, 15 hours of it! I told the dealer that they didn't look like shrooms. But he said they were!! So I believed him..lol. I trust everyone too much!:(
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7749674 - 12/12/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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15 hours
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: notapillow]
#7749683 - 12/12/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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notapillow said: those are not safe or fun to eat they may indeed be garlic tho
if they are garlic. they in fact ARE safe, and healthy to eat. not fun though. lol. im about 99% sure thats garlic.
part of me feels bad for the kid. the other part wants to ask "what kind of retard mistakes garlic for mushrooms??"
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: implee]
#7749694 - 12/12/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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implee said: I think we spotted someone who is underage (possibly infant or in elementary) Any kid probably 8+ could have spotted garlic... Unless its a troll
TROLL!!
The just say no campaign was meant for people like you, i hope you snort salt thinking its cocaine.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: nihilistism]
#7749737 - 12/12/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. How did you mistake garlic for shrooms? Didn't you notice that it smelled, felt, and looked like garlic? Unless that is the infamous garlicus cubensis I doubt it'll do anything but make your eyes water.
BTW next time you see that guy tell him that he's my hero.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: learningtofly]
#7749832 - 12/12/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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if it looks like garlic and smells like garlic my guess wud say its garlic.. dude thats beat man dont worrry muchrooms will make it ur way eventually just wait it out and keep your eyes peeled..ull find them
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
#7750260 - 12/12/07 05:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you should tell your dealer you tripped really hard would like to buy more. And when you get there hand if monopoly money. See if he gets the point. Then you can go go home and make some garlic bread.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
#7750304 - 12/12/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You could have just uploaded the pictures to imageshack.us. Otherwise, those "shrooms" just look like garlic to me.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: adrian7812]
#7750667 - 12/12/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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holyfuckingshit that is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a WHILE. that is quite possibly the most blatant ripoff I have ever seen perpetrated in the history of drug dealing LOL
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you should tell your dealer you tripped really hard would like to buy more. And when you get there hand if monopoly money. See if he gets the point. Then you can go go home and make some garlic bread.
That'd be funny but honestly I don't know how you can show your face in front of that guy again LOL
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: skroomadoom]
#7753459 - 12/13/07 12:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahahaha
This thread is full of lulz
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: DeathCompany]
#7753514 - 12/13/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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oh yeah................ 
this made my fucking day.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: desufnoC]
#7755866 - 12/13/07 09:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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haha...
no ones this retarded.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: MustardMan]
#7755970 - 12/13/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bump for great justice. This thread is truely epic.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
#7756026 - 12/13/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dude you have to be kidding me those are cloves of garlic i read that sum one else bought fake shrooms that were cloves of garlic and i couldn't understand how anyone could do that, i mean they don't look like mushrooms, and if you didn't know what garlic smells like you would at least be able to relate it to an onion.looks like you got ripped a new one man
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: grod31]
#7756041 - 12/13/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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grod31 said: dude you have to be kidding me those are cloves of garlic i read that sum one else bought fake shrooms that were cloves of garlic and i couldn't understand how anyone could do that, i mean they don't look like mushrooms, and if you didn't know what garlic smells like you would at least be able to relate it to an onion.looks like you got ripped a new one man
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: grod31]
#7756044 - 12/13/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha that's great I remember this thread and thought they were just ordinary shrooms..
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
#7757321 - 12/14/07 06:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's the shit! Eat them right away, these are the best strain I've ever did... awesome visuals!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
#7757336 - 12/14/07 06:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: sky]
#7757346 - 12/14/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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blavampire said: Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!
Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
#7757348 - 12/14/07 06:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol, nice.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
#7757353 - 12/14/07 06:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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blavampire said: Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!
Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!
Are you crazy? I don't wanna be caught dealing that shit - I'd get life without parole for sure... I'm already on probation for this:
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: sky]
#7757427 - 12/14/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahahahaha
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
#7758559 - 12/14/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm pretty stupid. They were in a little plastic baggy when I got them, and there was dirt in the bag..not alot, but the "shrooms" were all dirty and stuff...
The day after I found out they were garlic I told the guy I got really messed up on them! It was so funny, he gave me this weird look, and he said: "What did they taste like!?" And I said "garlic!" And he just started laughing and asking me if I wanted more and I said "YEAH!" then I eventually just told him I knew they were garlic.
Now I'm trying to sell button mushrooms (the edible kind you eat without getting high), to this guy who doesnt even know what they look like. What goes around comes around, I guess, eh?
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
#7758859 - 12/14/07 03:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yukwaz said:
Now I'm trying to sell button mushrooms (the edible kind you eat without getting high), to this guy who doesnt even know what they look like. What goes around comes around, I guess, eh?
You're a retard.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: sky]
#7758866 - 12/14/07 03:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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blavampire said:
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blavampire said: Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!
Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!
Are you crazy? I don't wanna be caught dealing that shit - I'd get life without parole for sure... I'm already on probation for this:
i hear cucumbers get you 25-life in some states
dude you got ripped off. i have to say though. if anyone deserves to be ripped off buying shrooms. its ANYONE who don't know the difference between mush and garlic. PWNED!
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: CrazyEarl]
#7758873 - 12/14/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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thar tomato looks really good
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: CrazyEarl]
#7758926 - 12/14/07 03:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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CrazyEarl said:
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blavampire said:
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blavampire said: Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!
Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!
Are you crazy? I don't wanna be caught dealing that shit - I'd get life without parole for sure... I'm already on probation for this:
i hear cucumbers get you 25-life in some states
dude you got ripped off. i have to say though. if anyone deserves to be ripped off buying shrooms. its ANYONE who don't know the difference between mush and garlic. PWNED!
naw dude thats just a myth, u get 25-life for PICKELS, but if it's stilla cucumber i hear it's only like 6 months + community service.
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: learningtofly]
#7759370 - 12/14/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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blavampire said: Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!
Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!
Are you crazy? I don't wanna be caught dealing that shit - I'd get life without parole for sure... I'm already on probation for this:
i hear cucumbers get you 25-life in some states
dude you got ripped off. i have to say though. if anyone deserves to be ripped off buying shrooms. its ANYONE who don't know the difference between mush and garlic. PWNED!
naw dude thats just a myth, u get 25-life for PICKELS, but if it's stilla cucumber i hear it's only like 6 months + community service.
fresh tomatoes are legal in Canada, but dried ones arent....too potent...pretty good shit in a tea
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Enhance_Shammy]
#7759572 - 12/14/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i thought those were mushrooms ?? ^^
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