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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: nihilistism]
    #7749737 - 12/12/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. How did you mistake garlic for shrooms? Didn't you notice that it smelled, felt, and looked like garlic? Unless that is the infamous garlicus cubensis I doubt it'll do anything but make your eyes water.

BTW next time you see that guy tell him that he's my hero.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: learningtofly]
    #7749832 - 12/12/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

if it looks like garlic and smells like garlic my guess wud say its garlic.. dude thats beat man dont worrry muchrooms will make it ur way eventually just wait it out and keep your eyes peeled..ull find them

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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7750260 - 12/12/07 05:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you should tell your dealer you tripped really hard would like to buy more. And when you get there hand if monopoly money. See if he gets the point. Then you can go go home and make some garlic bread.  :crazy2:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
    #7750304 - 12/12/07 05:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You could have just uploaded the pictures to imageshack.us. Otherwise, those "shrooms" just look like garlic to me.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: adrian7812]
    #7750667 - 12/12/07 06:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

holyfuckingshit that is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a WHILE. that is quite possibly the most blatant ripoff I have ever seen perpetrated in the history of drug dealing LOL

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you should tell your dealer you tripped really hard would like to buy more. And when you get there hand if monopoly money. See if he gets the point. Then you can go go home and make some garlic bread.




That'd be funny but honestly I don't know how you can show your face in front of that guy again LOL


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OfflineNEPHROSIS
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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: skroomadoom]
    #7753459 - 12/13/07 12:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hahahaha

This thread is full of lulz


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7753514 - 12/13/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:thumbup:

oh yeah................ :rofl2:

this made my fucking day.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: desufnoC]
    #7755866 - 12/13/07 09:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha...

no ones this retarded.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: MustardMan]
    #7755970 - 12/13/07 09:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Bump for great justice.
This thread is truely epic.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
    #7756026 - 12/13/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dude you have to be kidding me those are cloves of garlic i read that sum one else bought fake shrooms that were cloves of garlic and i couldn't understand how anyone could do that, i mean they don't look like mushrooms, and if you didn't know what garlic smells like you would at least be able to relate it to an onion.looks like you got ripped a new one man


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: grod31]
    #7756041 - 12/13/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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grod31 said:
dude you have to be kidding me those are cloves of garlic i read that sum one else bought fake shrooms that were cloves of garlic and i couldn't understand how anyone could do that, i mean they don't look like mushrooms, and if you didn't know what garlic smells like you would at least be able to relate it to an onion.looks like you got ripped a new one man





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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: grod31]
    #7756044 - 12/13/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Haha that's great I remember this thread and thought they were just ordinary shrooms..


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: mikeytro]
    #7757321 - 12/14/07 06:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's the shit! Eat them right away, these are the best strain I've ever did... awesome visuals!


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
    #7757336 - 12/14/07 06:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!



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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: sky]
    #7757346 - 12/14/07 06:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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blavampire said:
Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!






Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
    #7757348 - 12/14/07 06:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol, nice.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
    #7757353 - 12/14/07 06:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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SmellyMushroom said:
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blavampire said:
Yo check it out - yesterday i got this awsome Hawaiian strain... the guy said it's the most powerful shrooms that you can get around here!






Woah! Where did you get that? Could you clone it and send some to me? Thanks!




Are you crazy? I don't wanna be caught dealing that shit - I'd get life without parole for sure... I'm already on probation for this:



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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: sky]
    #7757427 - 12/14/07 07:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hahahahaha


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: SmellyMushroom]
    #7758559 - 12/14/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm pretty stupid. They were in a little plastic baggy when I got them, and there was dirt in the bag..not alot, but the "shrooms" were all dirty and stuff...

The day after I found out they were garlic I told the guy I got really messed up on them! It was so funny, he gave me this weird look, and he said: "What did they taste like!?" And I said "garlic!" And he just started laughing and asking me if I wanted more and I said "YEAH!" then I eventually just told him I knew they were garlic.

Now I'm trying to sell button mushrooms (the edible kind you eat without getting high), to this guy who doesnt even know what they look like. What goes around comes around, I guess, eh?


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7758859 - 12/14/07 03:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Yukwaz said:

Now I'm trying to sell button mushrooms (the edible kind you eat without getting high), to this guy who doesnt even know what they look like. What goes around comes around, I guess, eh?




You're a retard.


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