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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7727463 - 12/07/07 05:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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that's like buying postcards and asking if they're acid "stamps".




Even this would be more comprehensible...

Man, I thought people were naive, when I sold them Majoram as weed when I was 12, but this tops it all :thumbup:

i guess it would be a pleasure to drink a beer with the guy who sold them to you. Seems to be funny one :smile:

But I guess you've learned your lesson with buying these and be laughed about at the shroomery...

Do some research before you try your "luck" again :wink:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Fahkface]
    #7727475 - 12/07/07 05:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

garlic cloves - damn near rock solid

fresh mushrooms - not

Hope that helps.:lol:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: truffleupagus]
    #7727558 - 12/07/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

AUGHHHHH GARLIC!! augh!!!! I even told the guy that sold them to me, "those don't look like shrooms!" and he said that they were. I paid 20 bucks for GARLIC!? AUGH!!!!!


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7727838 - 12/07/07 09:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2: :rofl: :rotfl:

I'm not sure what's more unbelievable.  That you have no idea what a mushroom looks like, or that you have no idea what garlic looks like.

Damn man, normally I would say to go confront the guy, but I'd be ashamed to show my face. :lol:

For future reference, this is what you want:



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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #7728159 - 12/07/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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IslandShroomer said:
i wonder if he will post again



It looks that way.
For better or worse, lol.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Xeluc]
    #7728253 - 12/07/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ooooh yes the psilocybe garlic, you pretty fucking lucky..

Ive heard the psilocybin content is 10% of the mass! Tell us how it goes , i cant wait to hear your experience with this one. :laugh:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: Infested]
    #7728288 - 12/07/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hahahahahhahahahhaha

im sorry but thats just gotta be laughed at.

hook me up with your dealer?


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7728359 - 12/07/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That dealer may be an asshole, but at least you know he isn't a vampire.


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7728462 - 12/07/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
That dealer may be an asshole, but at least you know he isn't a vampire.




That's a point:crazy:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7728637 - 12/07/07 12:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think we spotted someone who is underage :wink: (possibly infant or in elementary)
Any kid probably 8+ could have spotted garlic... Unless its a troll :wink:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7728643 - 12/07/07 12:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
That dealer may be an asshole, but at least you know he isn't a vampire.




LOL!


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7749457 - 12/12/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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WhiskeyClone said:
:rofl2: :rofl: :rotfl:

I'm not sure what's more unbelievable.  That you have no idea what a mushroom looks like, or that you have no idea what garlic looks like.

Damn man, normally I would say to go confront the guy, but I'd be ashamed to show my face. :lol:

For future reference, this is what you want:






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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: johnm214]
    #7749502 - 12/12/07 01:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hahahahahaha :rofl:


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Essen]
    #7749586 - 12/12/07 02:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oh, you just HAD to bump this up! I almost forgot about this whole thing!


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7749630 - 12/12/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This made me laugh out loud - I would normally feel bad if someone got ripped off. But this is garlic. lol. Your dealer has a great sense of humor.

On a serious note though, next time you go looking for anything like this bring someone along who knows what they're doing (not yting to be mean). It'll save you money and possibly your life one day.

Another thing is - unless this is a joke (if it is - it's pretty funny), you obviously didn't do ANY research at all. If you're thinking about doing something like shrooms, you should reasearch what they are, go to google atleast and see how they look... I mean c'mon - those are garlic cloves for god's sake... **thinks this whole thing over** naw, must be a joke... wow


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7749633 - 12/12/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

its all good, we laugh with you

I hope you eat the garlic though


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: sky]
    #7749650 - 12/12/07 02:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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blavampire said:
This made me laugh out loud - I would normally feel bad if someone got ripped off. But this is garlic. lol. Your dealer has a great sense of humor.

On a serious note though, next time you go looking for anything like this bring someone along who knows what they're doing (not yting to be mean). It'll save you money and possibly your life one day.

Another thing is - unless this is a joke (if it is - it's pretty funny), you obviously didn't do ANY research at all. If you're thinking about doing something like shrooms, you should reasearch what they are, go to google atleast and see how they look... I mean c'mon - those are garlic cloves for god's sake... **thinks this whole thing over** naw, must be a joke... wow




I did do research! Like, 15 hours of it! I told the dealer that they didn't look like shrooms. But he said they were!! So I believed him..lol. I trust everyone too much!:(


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: Yukwaz]
    #7749674 - 12/12/07 02:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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15 hours




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? Help me PLEASE [Re: notapillow]
    #7749683 - 12/12/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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notapillow said:
those are not safe or fun to eat
they may indeed be garlic tho




if they are garlic. they in fact ARE safe, and healthy to eat. not fun though. lol. im about 99% sure thats garlic.

part of me feels bad for the kid. the other part wants to ask "what kind of retard mistakes garlic for mushrooms??"


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Re: Real or Fake Shrooms? UPDATED! WITH PIKS! [Re: implee]
    #7749694 - 12/12/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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implee said:
I think we spotted someone who is underage :wink: (possibly infant or in elementary)
Any kid probably 8+ could have spotted garlic... Unless its a troll :wink:




TROLL!!

The just say no campaign was meant for people like you, i hope you snort salt thinking its cocaine.


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