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Invisiblefee
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my gf wants
    #7720048 - 12/05/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

to fuck 3 guys at once
well what is is that I gor her loving anal now I got her loving a vibrator in one hole and me in the other.
Now I got her watching porn with three holes no waiting and man it turns her on.
im the forth guy she has ever been with and before we dated I knew her forever so she def isnt a slut. Shes just a freak. aka good girl
I told her find another couple randon guys lets make it happen if thats what she wants she says no no no.
so I said ok go find three randon guys and then loose them if you dont want me involved
I know she loves me so w/e
and if she doesnt better to learn now than later.
what are your guyses thoughts

peace
fee


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720053 - 12/05/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

umm...

if I read your post correctly. you're going to let her fuck 3 random guys to get this out of her system?


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Re: my gf wants [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7720058 - 12/05/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

would she let u fuck three chicks?


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Re: my gf wants [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7720066 - 12/05/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ya
basically just cause im sure she will either leave me or realize she never wants to stray away again
im a free spirit
sex is sex love is love


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720067 - 12/05/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

if its me, and a girl im in love with (and vice versa) she better not fuck around, or even let me think about her fucking around. + i dont get to freaky with her. There can always be one nighters you can do all that bull shit with, but let me quote tony soprano. "She kisses my kids with that mouth."


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Re: my gf wants [Re: leftandright]
    #7720069 - 12/05/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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leftandright said:
would she let u fuck three chicks?



no but she wouldnt have any grounds to say no after I let her do 3 guys


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: rodfarva]
    #7720081 - 12/05/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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rodfarva said:
if its me, and a girl im in love with (and vice versa) she better not fuck around, or even let me think about her fucking around. + i dont get to freaky with her. There can always be one nighters you can do all that bull shit with, but let me quote tony soprano. "She kisses my kids with that mouth."




see thats the thing she has allways made it clear she wouldnt kiss another guy and the only reason I said I would even be part of that is cause she never wants another cock in her vag which is kinda sweet in a weird freakish kinda way

if it helps any just to let you know shes a natural red head


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720082 - 12/05/07 03:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you're going to let her do it then you have to be there, otherwise fuck that.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7720097 - 12/05/07 03:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wouldnt let this happen.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7720101 - 12/05/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

She's gonna become a slut if she fucks 3 guys at once.

:P

Ah and don't believe women, especially when it's their 4th relationship...

Anyway, have fun.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7720103 - 12/05/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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If you're going to let her do it then you have to be there, otherwise fuck that.




I wouldn't be comfortable with having 2 other dudes in the room with me...much less in the same girl as me, but if you are go for it I suppose.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: circularvortex]
    #7720115 - 12/05/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I couldn't even fuck ANOTHER guy's girlfriend with him... i was uncomfortable and generally just turned off... so i told them to leave.


If it was my girl, fuuuuuuck that. stay away.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720118 - 12/05/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Let her do it. Video tape it. And post it on here so we can see that slut in action. fap fap.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720135 - 12/05/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: my gf wants [Re: Idiot]
    #7720150 - 12/05/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOL
true but it wont happen
it just has been a subject we have discussed and wanted to know other opinions
well off to do the laundry


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: Idiot]
    #7720153 - 12/05/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

w/e man if you're both cool with it, you only live once.

it would be weird though watchin that shit, and if you weren't there then you can't make sure they don't treat her badly so.. your call


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Re: my gf wants [Re: sam420]
    #7720159 - 12/05/07 03:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

so.....was the point of this post a search for participants to ravage your girl?


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Re: my gf wants [Re: sam420]
    #7720169 - 12/05/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's your life. You do need to take STD's into account too. If she was my girlfriend, I would have her tested after this before fucking her again.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: sam420]
    #7720173 - 12/05/07 03:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ass to mouth!

double stuffed!

gagged!

BUKKAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!11!eleven


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Re: my gf wants [Re: sam420]
    #7720179 - 12/05/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

that will be a sexual disaster!


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Re: my gf wants [Re: Tangerines]
    #7720184 - 12/05/07 03:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

^ hopefully if she is going to fuck three guys they wear condoms LOL.. :shrug:

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so.....was the point of this post a search for participants to ravage your girl?




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Re: my gf wants [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #7720201 - 12/05/07 03:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You've turned her into a slut and it's all your fault pretty much. Wait till a player gets his hands on her and you'll know what i mean.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: future]
    #7720263 - 12/05/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

^^^^^^^ Fo show.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720301 - 12/05/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would NEVER let my gf do that.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: GWAR]
    #7720307 - 12/05/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

players, I fuckin hate those guys.... :crankey:


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Re: my gf wants [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7720316 - 12/05/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

fe,

do you have low self-esteem?

i just have such a hard time imagining me or any of my friends allowing their girlfriend to do something like this.

i had one girlfriend who wanted to watch me, nevermind. it's just a bad idea. don't do it.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7720319 - 12/05/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Are you trying to make your life go to hell in a ham basket, or would that be an accidental and unforseen consequence?


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720322 - 12/05/07 04:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

all I have to say is....


Fuck.... That.

I would never let that happen if it was my gf


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Re: my gf wants [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7720329 - 12/05/07 04:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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i had one girlfriend who wanted to watch me, nevermind. it's just a bad idea. don't do it.




I had this happen. I didn't go for it. It's most defenitly a trick.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720331 - 12/05/07 04:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So, uh...are you looking for volunteers? :borfase:


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Re: my gf wants [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7720335 - 12/05/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well, red headed crazy bitches will do what they will, with or without your permission. sure, you're free spirited...blah blah. red headed bitches are CRAZY and there's nothing you can do to stop them from fucking people.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7720371 - 12/05/07 04:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Wait till she finds out she can make money keeping guys warm at night.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7720567 - 12/05/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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players, I fuckin hate those guys.... :crankey:




Don't hate the player, hate the game.


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    #7720589 - 12/05/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: my gf wants [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7720762 - 12/05/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

people think im a player for some reason, but the truth is i take it easy, and usually dont fuck these girls that have a man. Ive ruined a couple relationships without even touching the girl, she just "falls for me." Then the guy gets all pissed at you. The only true player ive ever seen was this dude that walked in on me banging his girl. She told me she was single and we went out at least 3 differnt nights before we hooked up. I thought i was going to have to kill this guy by the look on his face, but we came to an understanding quickly and turned the situation on her. Basicaly told her she was a bitch, then me and the guy went and had a beer at hooters. I still hang out with him occasionally, we always pull ass at the bar.

anyways, dont trust women. ever. Maybe its the drugs, but if i do ever get married im hiring a private eye to check that girl out. I want to know about everything shes thinking before i sign half my shit over.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: fee]
    #7720824 - 12/05/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I say if you do it, make it three huge black guys. Like some players from the local professional sports team.


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Re: my gf wants [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7720912 - 12/05/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dont you still have a kid


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