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OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
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My bed is like a womb..
    #7717940 - 12/04/07 11:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: My bed is like a womb.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7717961 - 12/04/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I go to bed stoned, It honestly feels like it. God I love falling asleep stoned. GOD I hate that my job feels the need to infiltrate everyones privacy with random hair tests. FUCK you..

Oh, this is all assuming a womb is a nice place.
On the other hand, who wants to be in womans uterus...

Wait.. I know at least 5 people here that will tell me.


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Re: My bed is like a womb.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7717963 - 12/04/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Mine too. Especially in the morning.


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Re: My bed is like a womb.. [Re: Sebastian23]
    #7717970 - 12/04/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Sebastian23 said:
Mine too. Especially in the morning.




It's a beautiful thing:heart:


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Re: My bed is like a womb.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7718616 - 12/05/07 06:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I went to my job yesterday 30 mins late. My boss is like "Clark why aren't you on time!!" I said "I smoked a joint before I came here, my bed was like a womb your lucky I showed" then he said "Huh!" and i could of sworn i was talking to that dude.

i always fuck with my bos like that, he gets pissed but they won't fire me.

A few weeks back hes like "Why aren't working??" I said "Well cause theres nothing to do" "Well then pretend like your working" I said "Why don't you pretend like I'm working, you get paid more then me, you fantasize buddy. You can pretend like I'm mopping, hey ya can pretend like they're buying stuff and we close up, Hey how bout I'm the boss and now your fired! hows that for a fantasy for ya"

i got sent home for that one


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Re: My bed is like a womb.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7718619 - 12/05/07 06:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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reeferaddict69 said:
Discuss





nothing more to discuss other than the words "Bill Hicks" and/or you are stoned.


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