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OfflineStonedShroom
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panera just fucking pwned me.
    #7716472 - 12/04/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I paid $8.50 for a soup and sandwich deal.

got home, and my sandwich was literally as big as a credit card.



honestly, a KFC "snacker" is bigger. Any $1 value menu sandwich would have been bigger. It was mostly lettuce and veggies, hardly any meat, which is par with value menu sandwiches too.

The soup was fine I suppose, about as much as a can of Campbell's- tasted EXACTLY like Campbell's. In fact, once upon a time I worked at a restaurant and the soup came in frozen blocks from Campbell's.

And they gave me a big stale sourdough roll, but called it a bread bowl. Oh, and I got a little bag of chips... which didn't really go with the whole meal, IMHO.

let's see how much this meal would have normally cost:

can of soup - $1.25
'snack' size sandwich - $1
stale roll - $0.25
small bag of chips - $0.25

I want my fucking $5.50 back.

bastards.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7716476 - 12/04/07 05:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i want one of theose quiznos flat bread sammies


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: notapillow]
    #7716479 - 12/04/07 05:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

mmmm....sammies.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7716482 - 12/04/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ask for the lesbian discount


seriously, I've known two people who worked there... both lesbians.

Maybe they'll hook you up...


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7716496 - 12/04/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Wow, that sucks. I like Panera too. Guilty pleasure, but its too expensive to justify eating there anymore really.

Give em call, either the store you bought from or the 1-800 corporate number and give em hell-- the worst that happens is you end up with nothing extra besides the experience of haggling with them.

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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: johnm214]
    #7716504 - 12/04/07 05:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah. a bunch of fags were behind the counter.

seriously though... I've only had panera a few other times and I remember it being disappointing for the amount of money you pay.

this is ridiculous, I mean if you don't want to dish out enormous portions like McDees, that's fine... but at least charge a fair price LOL


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: johnm214]
    #7716517 - 12/04/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Truth. I use to work there, they love teh gays. Complaining sounds like a good idea as well, Panera usually has great customer service.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Innominate]
    #7716551 - 12/04/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not one of those people who'll complain to the manager, because all they'll do is give me free food vouchers... and honestly, I don't think I'll ever go there again.

I believe the staff did nothing wrong, this is probably the size of sandwich I was supposed to get.

I do remember now that the last time I was there I ordered half of some type of sandwich and they gave me a sandwich that was a quarter. like, it was kinda a larger round piece of bread, but instead of getting half, like in the picture, I got a quarter. come to find out, for that particular sandwich, half was a whole and a quarter was half.

fucking bastards. I'm seriously never going there again.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7716599 - 12/04/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think you just have really large hands and an oversized credit card. scammer... :finger:


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7716605 - 12/04/07 05:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Every time I've had Panera it was expensive, but the sandwich was huge and was loaded with meat.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Redstorm]
    #7716623 - 12/04/07 05:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Panera is gay and expensive.. even quiznos is expensive, but at least it tastes good and fills you up.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7716943 - 12/04/07 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Penn Station > Panera


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7717009 - 12/04/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

All this talk of quizno's makes me hungry. Never been to Panera, though. Doesn't sound like I will now lol


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Redstorm]
    #7717036 - 12/04/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Redstorm said:
Every time I've had Panera it was expensive, but the sandwich was huge and was loaded with meat.




my thoughts exactly


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7717217 - 12/04/07 08:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOL... WTF is up with that "sandwich"?
It looks like a cracker with some lettuce under it.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Shroomism]
    #7718070 - 12/05/07 12:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I went there today and had a ginormous sandwich. If you got the pcik two thing you are only supposed to get half of a sandwich and a soup or salad. Expensive, but I haven't ever had a bad meal.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Kamin]
    #7718093 - 12/05/07 12:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That tiny little shit looks so delicious right now.

:bongload:


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7718094 - 12/05/07 12:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

but not $9 delicious


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: circularvortex]
    #7718108 - 12/05/07 12:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, the quizno's 'round here shut down, I don't know why, they seemed to do good business and it was really good food. Now the only time I get it is in an airport. Seriously, I've yet to visit a major airport without a quiznos.


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Re: panera just fucking pwned me. [Re: Riboflavin]
    #7719226 - 12/05/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Jimmy john's is better, if you have those.


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