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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #55]
    #8235287 - 04/03/08 08:17 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

One time I was fingering a girl when she was sitting on my lap so my palm was sort of covering her butt. After a while of that, she got up so we could get to some fucking. I got up so I could position myself to do her from behind when I noticed a little unusual smudge on my hand. Hmm, that's interesting, what could it be? After a closer inspection I came to discover the horrendous truth... IT WAS SHIT!

With considerable unease I asked her what it was (already knowing the answer) and she danced around the bush it until I finally got it out of her that she had a problem of anal leakage. Needless to say our sexual encounter came to an abrupt end, my boner was extinguished, and I drove her home silently.

It was a sexual disaster!


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Anonymous #26

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8235353 - 04/03/08 08:33 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i can't believe you didn't finish tagging it


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #8236178 - 04/03/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
i can't believe you didn't finish tagging it



Yeah cuz getting shit on is a real aphrodisiac.


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Anonymous #57

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8236230 - 04/03/08 11:02 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I woulda finished... damn never had anal I guess. shit happens


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #57]
    #8236297 - 04/03/08 11:17 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I woulda finished... damn never had anal I guess. shit happens



No. You wouldn't have. Having someone else's shit on you will immediately kill whatever boner you had. Sorry :lol:


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Anonymous #48

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8251921 - 04/07/08 06:21 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I woulda finished... damn never had anal I guess. shit happens



No. You wouldn't have. Having someone else's shit on you will immediately kill whatever boner you had. Sorry :lol:




Do you realize what forums your on?

This is OTD on PCP, Meth, LSD and Heroin.

These people would drysmash women's shitboxes until they shit on their dicks, then drysmashed them again using the poop as lubricant.

So don't ever say that shit in the anon forums.


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #48]
    #8254097 - 04/08/08 12:58 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I woulda finished... damn never had anal I guess. shit happens



No. You wouldn't have. Having someone else's shit on you will immediately kill whatever boner you had. Sorry :lol:




Do you realize what forums your on?

This is OTD on PCP, Meth, LSD and Heroin.

These people would drysmash women's shitboxes until they shit on their dicks, then drysmashed them again using the poop as lubricant.

So don't ever say that shit in the anon forums.



Haha! They can SAY whatever they want but guaranteed getting shat on while fucking will probably make you wanna hurl.


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Anonymous #53

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #50]
    #8254330 - 04/08/08 04:32 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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One chick whispered what I thought what "I love you" during a one night stand. (Turns out that's not what she said) and I sorta accidentally reflex-jerked and she went flying off the side of the bed.






when i fucked this chick one time on acid.. I asked here "How are you?" But I heard myself say " I love you" and so did she @_@


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Anonymous #58

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #53]
    #8254441 - 04/08/08 06:08 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i don't really have anything good to add.

one time i slept with a girl while i was living at her boyfriends house.
but actually she had another boyfriend in jail that she was cheating on with that boyfriend. then i lived with her when her "real" boyfriend got out of jail (who then lived with us also), and he was a very scarey person and found out about boyfriend 2 and beat the shit out of him. he (jail boyfriend) used to talk to me about how angry it made him she had been with another man.
then i moved and i was safe.

then i had a girlfriend that wanted me to facefuck her and be real rough. it totally turned me off, because i only want to do that stuff to shy virginal girls. also she could never cum, and she used to tell me about how awesome and rough her hispanic hugely hung boyfriend used to fuck her, which turned me off more.

now i will never facefuck a girl.

It wasn't a sexual disaster!


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Anonymous #59

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #58] * 1
    #8257512 - 04/08/08 09:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I was fucking my girl real hard one night after doing a few lines of blow earlier in the afternoon.  About halfway through my nose starts bleeding really bad, down my nose and right on her face and tits.  It ruined the mood :frown:
It was pretty much a sexual disaster


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Anonymous #60

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #8258584 - 04/09/08 03:38 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

1. One time I fucked a girl who had just shot up heroin in my bathroom seconds before. While I was fucking her she held up her bloody needle wounded arm and asked me to lick it. I refused, but in retrospect I should've done it I just didn't want to get AIDz. I wore a jimmy hat for that encounter.

2. Another time I was fucking my ex girlfriend doggy, and it smelled like shit everywhere obviously from her asshole. I continued to pound it anyway, and for some reason I kinda enjoyed my room smelling like shit. Another occasion I had sex with her she started crying, that was just bad.


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Anonymous #61

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #60]
    #8259866 - 04/09/08 01:16 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I had met this girl twice before and after a game of drinking king (donkey kong country drinking game) I was too wasted for my own good, I ended up fuckin her all night long and then passed out...In the morning I awake to her asking me to get up.

she looked pretty worried and she told me that she had a tampon jammed up her vag almost into her uterus, dumb me didn't even notice and just keep fucking the shit out of her all night, well she was really scared and asked if I could help get it out, which I did and it was really awkward considering we were sober and I had my hand up her snatch trying to get a bloody jammed up tampon out, took about 5 minutes...damn, I washed up for about 30 minutes, she made me coffee and I went on my way.

It was a sexual disaster!


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #61]
    #8260399 - 04/09/08 04:11 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I had met this girl twice before and after a game of drinking king (donkey kong country drinking game) I was too wasted for my own good, I ended up fuckin her all night long and then passed out...In the morning I awake to her asking me to get up.

she looked pretty worried and she told me that she had a tampon jammed up her vag almost into her uterus, dumb me didn't even notice and just keep fucking the shit out of her all night, well she was really scared and asked if I could help get it out, which I did and it was really awkward considering we were sober and I had my hand up her snatch trying to get a bloody jammed up tampon out, took about 5 minutes...damn, I washed up for about 30 minutes, she made me coffee and I went on my way.

It was a sexual disaster!



:lol:


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Anonymous #62

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8260630 - 04/09/08 05:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

This is absolutely one of the top 10 threads on here.
:congrats:


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Anonymous #63

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8262540 - 04/09/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
One time I was fingering a girl when she was sitting on my lap so my palm was sort of covering her butt. After a while of that, she got up so we could get to some fucking. I got up so I could position myself to do her from behind when I noticed a little unusual smudge on my hand. Hmm, that's interesting, what could it be? After a closer inspection I came to discover the horrendous truth... IT WAS SHIT!

With considerable unease I asked her what it was (already knowing the answer) and she danced around the bush it until I finally got it out of her that she had a problem of anal leakage. Needless to say our sexual encounter came to an abrupt end, my boner was extinguished, and I drove her home silently.

It was a sexual disaster!



How old was this chick and did you get out of her WHY she had a problem with anal leakage?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #63]
    #8262587 - 04/10/08 12:04 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Who cares why :what:


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #63]
    #8262702 - 04/10/08 12:35 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
One time I was fingering a girl when she was sitting on my lap so my palm was sort of covering her butt. After a while of that, she got up so we could get to some fucking. I got up so I could position myself to do her from behind when I noticed a little unusual smudge on my hand. Hmm, that's interesting, what could it be? After a closer inspection I came to discover the horrendous truth... IT WAS SHIT!

With considerable unease I asked her what it was (already knowing the answer) and she danced around the bush it until I finally got it out of her that she had a problem of anal leakage. Needless to say our sexual encounter came to an abrupt end, my boner was extinguished, and I drove her home silently.

It was a sexual disaster!



How old was this chick and did you get out of her WHY she had a problem with anal leakage?



She was 19 I believe and it was already so incredibly awkward that I decided not to press the issue any further. That was a few years back and if that sort of thing happened today I'd probably have gotten it out of her.


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Anonymous #64

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8263044 - 04/10/08 02:51 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

two new years ago we me and my girl got blitzed at the club and barley made it home alive, not like i remember.

Anyway shes on the rag so we go get to fucking in the shower and she decides to puke all over me for like 5 minutes. She almost tried to bitch when i told her we wernt going out anywhere this NYE.


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Anonymous #64

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #64]
    #8263046 - 04/10/08 02:52 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
two new years ago we me and my girl got blitzed at the club and barley made it home alive, not like i remember.

Anyway shes on the rag so we go get to fucking in the shower and she decides to puke all over me for like 5 minutes. She almost tried to bitch when i told her we wernt going  out anywhere this NYE.




PS it was a sexual disaster :69:


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #64]
    #8264917 - 04/10/08 03:40 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl: I love how all stories end with "it was a sexual disaster." Gives me a chuckle.


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