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Anonymous #47

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #118]
    #9782555 - 02/12/09 12:59 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #118 said:
Im noticing most of these are anal stories... shit is gross. Not a fan of anal.





Your boyfriend just needs to loosen your asshole up a little. Then you will enjoy.


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Anonymous #119

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #47]
    #9782574 - 02/12/09 01:03 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

How do you explain to a women that you need to loosen up her asshole?


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Anonymous #56

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #119]
    #9782599 - 02/12/09 01:08 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #119 said:
How do you explain to a women that you need to loosen up her asshole?



Tell her over a bowl of raisin bran.


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Anonymous #120

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9782989 - 02/12/09 02:59 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #2 said:
Anytime my husband wants to fuck but he's too drunk it's a sexual disaster.  He can't keep it up, can't cum and has no rhythm.  :thumbdown:

And the damn thing keeps falling out!



find someone better?


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Anonymous #120

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #119]
    #9782992 - 02/12/09 03:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #119 said:
How do you explain to a women that you need to loosen up her asshole?




maybe if thy are banging you or fucking you.... then can start with a finger around/in there or making the area feel goood ? Just a thought!


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Anonymous #120

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #59]
    #9782999 - 02/12/09 03:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #59 said:
my friend gave his girl a pink sock.  he put it in and heart a loud "pop" and she was like oh oh oh oh while running to the bathroom covering up her butt.  it must have been hilarious.

:rofl2:



i;ve had anal many times but i don't want to know what this is.....wtf


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Anonymous #98

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #120]
    #9783172 - 02/12/09 04:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

There's a photo on the previous page...


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Anonymous #121

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #98]
    #9867698 - 02/26/09 02:52 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #98 said:
There's a photo on the previous page...


:puke:


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Anonymous #122

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #121]
    #9870604 - 02/26/09 03:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #123

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #122]
    #9870645 - 02/26/09 03:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

What the fuck.

Just so you girls out there know, ignore this shit. Waking up to a blowjob is a good thing.


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Anonymous #122

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #123]
    #9870683 - 02/26/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #121

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #122]
    #9870856 - 02/26/09 04:41 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #122 said:
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Anonymous #123 said:
What the fuck.

Just so you girls out there know, ignore this shit. Waking up to a blowjob is a good thing.




lol, he really didnt think so! but he was a fucking idiot so hey. it was a sexual disaster for me, he never let me live down the embarrassment.



What a tool.  Anyone who complains about waking up to a girl polishing their knob clearly has caught teh ghey.


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Anonymous #122

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #121]
    #9871021 - 02/26/09 05:03 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #8

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #122]
    #9871448 - 02/26/09 06:00 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i had sex with americalovesfear, it was a sexual disaster!


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Anonymous #124

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9871492 - 02/26/09 06:05 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #8 said:
i had sex with americalovesfear, it was a sexual disaster!



yeah i know.  i was there dude.  YOU are the one that ruined that experience.


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Anonymous #125

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9871501 - 02/26/09 06:06 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Poid.


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Anonymous #124

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #125]
    #9871518 - 02/26/09 06:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #125 said:
Poid is a sexual disaster!




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Anonymous #8

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #124]
    #9871727 - 02/26/09 06:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #124 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
i had sex with americalovesfear, it was a sexual disaster!



yeah i know.  i was there dude.  YOU are the one that ruined that experience.




let's do it again :smile:


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Anonymous #124

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9871817 - 02/26/09 06:50 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #124 said:
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Anonymous #8 said:
i had sex with americalovesfear, it was a sexual disaster!



yeah i know.  i was there dude.  YOU are the one that ruined that experience.




let's do it again :smile:



NO!  it was a sexual disaster, usg543!  i can't keep sticking my my fist up yer ass.
what now bitch?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #124]
    #9871903 - 02/26/09 07:01 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous #124 said:
NO!  it was a sexual disaster, usg543!  i can't keep sticking my my fist up yer ass.
what now bitch?






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