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Anonymous #112
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
#9090752 - 10/17/08 09:25 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well that fucked up bitch is my wife now so whatever. Needless to say I move when she say's she needs to use it. Apparently there is short window of time from when she needs to go and when she does go.
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Anonymous #84
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #112]
#9090933 - 10/17/08 10:02 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #98
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #84]
#9094879 - 10/18/08 01:00 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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AHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous #113
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #98]
#9094977 - 10/18/08 02:00 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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LAWL
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Anonymous #56
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #113]
#9095465 - 10/18/08 08:30 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #114
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #112]
#9095487 - 10/18/08 08:45 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaha so scat lovers are real and here i always thought they were web myths lmao
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Anonymous #114
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #114]
#9095491 - 10/18/08 08:50 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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i also gotta add that as i read that you said she laughed i pictured a dark haired or brunette chick in my mind
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Anonymous #84
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #114]
#9095703 - 10/18/08 10:28 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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stfu demius
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Anonymous #115
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #29]
#9096697 - 10/18/08 03:36 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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On my 21st birthday me and my friend got a hotel room together. She was having her bf come, and i was having this hot little highschool girl over.
We were playing drinking games and were all pretty drunk, then we split up and started to fuck. I really wanted some lube, so I looked for the stuff my friend said she put in the drawer. So i look around and finally find a little bottle. I squirt some out and get to it. I noticed it starting to tingle and burn my cock and her asshole. and it lasted maybe 2 minutes before drying out. After using up half this little bottle, and starting to get pissed at how shitty this lube was.
I look at the damn bottle, only to find out I grabbed fucking purel hand sanitizer.
It was a sexual disaster.
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Anonymous #115
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #115]
#9096728 - 10/18/08 03:43 PM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just another one I forgot.
On my 20th birthday I was getting head from my girlfriend who had been drinking liquor and like 6 redbulls. Just after I blow a massive load in her mouth, she vomits all over my chest and stomach, and my friends bed which we were on.
I still remember how the vomit pooled in my navel.
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Anonymous #114
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #84]
#9099019 - 10/19/08 07:33 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #84 said: stfu demius
i take that as an insult and its a bad fucking guess
you shut the fuck up cunt
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Anonymous #116
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #114]
#9773988 - 02/10/09 07:22 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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....bump....
this thread is too good to die
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Anonymous #117
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9774079 - 02/10/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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LOL @ "It was a sexual disaster!"
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Anonymous #39
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #80]
#9774491 - 02/10/09 09:08 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #80 said: Was dating this girl for about 18 months. One night, during anal, I gave her a "pink sock". I didn't know what the fuck to do. I freaked the fuck out, bailed, and never talked to her again.
It was around her senior prom too, so I'm sure she's scarred for life.
Trust me when I say this: the pink sock is a major fucking sexual disaster.
18 MONTHS?? And you never talked to her again? Man that's fucked.
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Anonymous #59
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #39]
#9776020 - 02/10/09 10:55 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats funny
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Anonymous #79
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #59]
#9776488 - 02/11/09 12:45 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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i wanna give my wife a pink sock and tell her NOW STFU BITCH!
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Anonymous #59
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #79]
#9777048 - 02/11/09 07:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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my friend gave his girl a pink sock. he put it in and heart a loud "pop" and she was like oh oh oh oh while running to the bathroom covering up her butt. it must have been hilarious.
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Anonymous #56
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #59]
#9777125 - 02/11/09 07:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I thought that was just an urban legend.
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Anonymous #104
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
#9777338 - 02/11/09 09:31 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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cant remember what I posted
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Anonymous #118
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #104]
#9782266 - 02/12/09 12:04 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im noticing most of these are anal stories... shit is gross. Not a fan of anal.
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