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Anonymous #78

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #83]
    #8364581 - 05/05/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
the best head ive ever got was from a guy.

i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy




last time i checked getting your dick sucked by another dude constitutres as GAY


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Anonymous #67

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #78]
    #8364943 - 05/05/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
the best head ive ever got was from a guy.

i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy




last time i checked getting your dick sucked by another dude constitutres as GAY



Thats bullshit, in a recent poll done by CNN, 75% of all males had a homosexual experience. Over 50% of these were either giving or receiving oral sex from a male prostitute. Either everyone is gay, or no one is gay.


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Anonymous #84

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
    #8365150 - 05/05/08 02:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i was in my junior year of HS and i had gone out with this girl that i was friends with. so we're hanging out by some lake at night sitting on a bench and she starts giving me head but she has braces and it's not enjoyable at all. she's blowing me for 15 minutes and i can't come and i just keep getting softer and softer. she started crying like a little fuckin baby with my dick in her mouth and i had to console her and do the nice guy thing when i really just wanted to get the fuck out of there.
but i got head from her again just recently and she is much much better now, no braces either.
so i think that was my only sexual disaster.


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Anonymous #84

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #84]
    #8365182 - 05/05/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

and this thread has provided many lulz


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Anonymous #78

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #84]
    #8365315 - 05/05/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
and this thread has provided many lulz




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Anonymous #67

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #78]
    #8365503 - 05/05/08 03:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

I got a good one, I pick up this black hooker off the streets of asbury park and I bring her to the hotel room. She drops her pants and bends over and I stick my dick in her, it slips right in btw. 5 minutes go by and I finally shoot my load, she turns around and has a 7 inch hard on. It was a pretty fucked up situation.


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Anonymous #82

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
    #8365656 - 05/05/08 04:30 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck off you fucking troll


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Anonymous #79

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
    #8365924 - 05/05/08 05:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
5 minutes go by and I finally shoot my load




finally??? after 5 minutes:thumbdown:


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Anonymous #85

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #72]
    #8366273 - 05/05/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i would like to post my previously documented sexual disaster:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7100763/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1


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Anonymous #82

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #85]
    #8366385 - 05/05/08 08:16 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
i would like to post my previously documented sexual disaster:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7100763/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1




AHAHHAA I remember that thread it was great

:piss:


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Anonymous #80

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #85]
    #8366443 - 05/05/08 08:31 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

lawl

fuck a fatty fun time!


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Anonymous #67

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #85]
    #8366514 - 05/05/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
i would like to post my previously documented sexual disaster:

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7100763/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1



Actually, the last fat chick I fucked pissed on me too. It was fucking gross, I wrote a letter to her in SA.


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Anonymous #59

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
    #8458878 - 05/29/08 08:41 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

this is the best thread on the website, and needs more responses.
BUMP


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Anonymous #86

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8488275 - 06/05/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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4 weeks later she told me she hadn't had her period in weeks.

It was a sexual disaster!





Agree


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Anonymous #87

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #86]
    #8491635 - 06/06/08 04:26 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

hi


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Anonymous #88

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #87]
    #8493216 - 06/06/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

One time i had a huge "Wart" on my knee that i had frozen at the doctors office. When i was about to loose my virginity the girl looked down at my knee and say that it was huge, yellow, and pussing from the liquid nitrogen.


It was a SEXUAL DISASTER


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Anonymous #89

. [Re: Anonymous #88]
    #8499952 - 06/08/08 01:00 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Anonymous #90

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #89]
    #8500985 - 06/08/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

One word:  dingleberries.


It was a presexual disaster!


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Anonymous #91

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #80]
    #8502486 - 06/09/08 04:23 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
lawl

fuck a fatty fun time!




hi jal!


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Anonymous #92

Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8502516 - 06/09/08 04:49 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

yesterday i chickened out and didn't ask a girl to fuck and i ended up jacking off instead

it was a sexual disaster


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