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Anonymous #78
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #83]
#8364581 - 05/05/08 10:54 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: the best head ive ever got was from a guy.
i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy
last time i checked getting your dick sucked by another dude constitutres as GAY
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Anonymous #67
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #78]
#8364943 - 05/05/08 12:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: the best head ive ever got was from a guy.
i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy
last time i checked getting your dick sucked by another dude constitutres as GAY
Thats bullshit, in a recent poll done by CNN, 75% of all males had a homosexual experience. Over 50% of these were either giving or receiving oral sex from a male prostitute. Either everyone is gay, or no one is gay.
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Anonymous #84
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
#8365150 - 05/05/08 02:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i was in my junior year of HS and i had gone out with this girl that i was friends with. so we're hanging out by some lake at night sitting on a bench and she starts giving me head but she has braces and it's not enjoyable at all. she's blowing me for 15 minutes and i can't come and i just keep getting softer and softer. she started crying like a little fuckin baby with my dick in her mouth and i had to console her and do the nice guy thing when i really just wanted to get the fuck out of there. but i got head from her again just recently and she is much much better now, no braces either. so i think that was my only sexual disaster.
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Anonymous #84
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #84]
#8365182 - 05/05/08 02:14 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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and this thread has provided many lulz
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Anonymous #78
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #84]
#8365315 - 05/05/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: and this thread has provided many lulz
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Anonymous #67
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #78]
#8365503 - 05/05/08 03:55 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I got a good one, I pick up this black hooker off the streets of asbury park and I bring her to the hotel room. She drops her pants and bends over and I stick my dick in her, it slips right in btw. 5 minutes go by and I finally shoot my load, she turns around and has a 7 inch hard on. It was a pretty fucked up situation.
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Anonymous #82
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
#8365656 - 05/05/08 04:30 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck off you fucking troll
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Anonymous #79
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
#8365924 - 05/05/08 05:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: 5 minutes go by and I finally shoot my load
finally??? after 5 minutes
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Anonymous #85
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #72]
#8366273 - 05/05/08 07:44 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #82
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #85]
#8366385 - 05/05/08 08:16 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: i would like to post my previously documented sexual disaster:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7100763/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
AHAHHAA I remember that thread it was great
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Anonymous #80
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #85]
#8366443 - 05/05/08 08:31 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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lawl
fuck a fatty fun time!
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Anonymous #67
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #85]
#8366514 - 05/05/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: i would like to post my previously documented sexual disaster:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7100763/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
Actually, the last fat chick I fucked pissed on me too. It was fucking gross, I wrote a letter to her in SA.
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Anonymous #59
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #67]
#8458878 - 05/29/08 08:41 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is the best thread on the website, and needs more responses. BUMP
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Anonymous #86
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #7]
#8488275 - 06/05/08 12:54 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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4 weeks later she told me she hadn't had her period in weeks.
It was a sexual disaster!
Agree
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Anonymous #87
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #86]
#8491635 - 06/06/08 04:26 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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hi
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Anonymous #88
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #87]
#8493216 - 06/06/08 03:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time i had a huge "Wart" on my knee that i had frozen at the doctors office. When i was about to loose my virginity the girl looked down at my knee and say that it was huge, yellow, and pussing from the liquid nitrogen.
It was a SEXUAL DISASTER
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Anonymous #89
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Anonymous #90
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #89]
#8500985 - 06/08/08 06:35 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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One word: dingleberries.
It was a presexual disaster!
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Anonymous #91
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #80]
#8502486 - 06/09/08 04:23 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: lawl
fuck a fatty fun time!
hi jal!
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Anonymous #92
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8502516 - 06/09/08 04:49 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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yesterday i chickened out and didn't ask a girl to fuck and i ended up jacking off instead
it was a sexual disaster
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