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Anonymous #73
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #72]
#8333586 - 04/27/08 09:45 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was having sex with my mom's neighbor who was 16 years older than me and her 4 year old son walks in. I said we were wrestling and he said why are you wrestling with the lights off? I said it's harder that way. And his mom told him to go back to bed.
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Anonymous #31
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #74]
#8349269 - 05/01/08 11:44 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: ahahahahahahahahaha sweet thread
hmm sexual disasters.. i dont think i really have any bad ones. I mean of course i have gotten shit on my cock from the good ol anal train, but thats kind of gotta be on the waiver.
So i guess the worst thing to ever happen to me would be having sex with clingy chicks. Cause once they get the LD they expect to become your girlfriend and put parameters on your shit and thats just not fucking sweet. I mean all those times i got pissed on and ate shit, those were okay but girlfriends... Now thats a sexual disaster.
QFTMFT!!!!!!!
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Anonymous #75
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #31]
#8351794 - 05/01/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh god, since this morning I now can regrettably add something to this thread. I woke up pretty hungover with my girlfriend stroking my dick. I quickly got her naked, and my head moved down to her nether regions, and begin licking her clit... my tongue moves down a bit, inserts into the vagina, and it feels way too slick... i stop and actually look... only to see white chunky shit clogging up the hole.... luckily i only dry gagged since i had puked everything in my stomach up the last night but god i still feel sick every time i think of it
it was a sexual disaster!
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Anonymous #76
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #75]
#8352489 - 05/02/08 03:13 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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HA! Your chick has a yeast infection.
Take a shower more often hippy.
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Anonymous #77
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8354613 - 05/02/08 05:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have only read the first three pages, but this is the best thread ever.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #77]
#8355026 - 05/02/08 06:48 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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If they'd had sex the night before it could be his cum not a yeast infection!
You are now gay.
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Anonymous #56
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#8355130 - 05/02/08 07:12 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bewarrr the angry white vaginal chunks, matey! ARRR
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Anonymous #78
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
#8355639 - 05/02/08 09:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i was 17 and desperate. this girl i had been friends with for a while apparently wanted my dick. all i wanted was some head really. she wasnt very good looking, and she was pretty thick, and i was pretty skinny so it was akward... skip forward a little... i was sitting on my futon, she was sitting on me were making out. i just couldnt get it up. at all. i was fucked up, drunk or something. i tried putting a condom on. got it over my half hard dick and tried putting it in a couple times. i was nervous as shit and frustrated.
me: "is it in yet??....." her: "no." me: "well fuck it."
then we put our clothes back on and she left. but she did give me head like, a year later. but not long enough to bust a nut 
it was a sexual disaster.
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Anonymous #76
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #2]
#8355847 - 05/02/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: If they'd had sex the night before it could be his cum not a yeast infection!
You are now gay.
You have obviously never had sex in your entire life.
Poor Kiddo. You'll learn one day.
or maybe,maybe your the ghey?
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Anonymous #79
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #76]
#8359131 - 05/03/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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way back when i was 14 i was getting some real good head from this older chick she was like 24
anyways it was only about 15 mins in i was about to blow and i jammed my cock right down her throat and choked her with it as i came and cum came out of her nose!!
then i picked up her kids coat and wiped her face with it
she was pissed and slapped me real hard across my chest with cum all over her hand
it was a sexual disaster!!
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Anonymous #80
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #79]
#8359229 - 05/03/08 09:36 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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way back when i was 14 i was getting some real good head from this older chick she was like 24
where the fuck were girls like that when i was 14
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #76]
#8359621 - 05/03/08 11:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
Anonymous said: If they'd had sex the night before it could be his cum not a yeast infection!
You are now gay.
You have obviously never had sex in your entire life.
Poor Kiddo. You'll learn one day.
or maybe,maybe your the ghey?
Yes, you caught me out. I am a complete virgin. I have never had a person touch my "no-no" place.
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Anonymous #78
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #79]
#8359884 - 05/04/08 12:09 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: way back when i was 14 i was getting some real good head from this older chick she was like 24
anyways it was only about 15 mins in i was about to blow and i jammed my cock right down her throat and choked her with it as i came and cum came out of her nose!!
then i picked up her kids coat and wiped her face with it
she was pissed and slapped me real hard across my chest with cum all over her hand
it was a sexual disaster!!
dude, thats badass
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Anonymous #81
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #78]
#8360425 - 05/04/08 05:23 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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There was this one time when i went over to my good friend's house to get really dumb drunk off some un-legit liquor right. There were 3 girls there and one was a lesbo plus my friend and another male room-mate. So we chilled and drank and got blazed as well. Good chillin, then the lesbo says we should start an orgy and so everyone agrees. We all got naked and like the lesbo and another girl was on me and the fucking lesbo gave me a huge hicky on my neck. that biznatch. The other girl started fucking me and her boyfriend was the guy roommate ahhhhhhhhahah. It was funny because no one was fucking, just oral but then out of no-where she wanted to fuck me. Prolly cause my dick was the biggest.
It was a sexual disaster.... but not for me! fufufu
And a couple days later my girlfriend broke up with me because i had a huge hicky on my neck and ended up telling her i fucked another girl and had an orgy without her. phahah it was great because she was lame anyway.
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Anonymous #56
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #81]
#8360503 - 05/04/08 06:24 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shut up. That's hardly a sexual disaster. Quit boasting.
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Anonymous #78
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #56]
#8361087 - 05/04/08 12:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
Shut up. That's hardly a sexual disaster. Quit boasting.
haha no shit thats hilarious and AWESOME.
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Anonymous #82
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #79]
#8361437 - 05/04/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: way back when i was 14 i was getting some real good head from this older chick she was like 24
anyways it was only about 15 mins in i was about to blow and i jammed my cock right down her throat and choked her with it as i came and cum came out of her nose!!
then i picked up her kids coat and wiped her face with it
she was pissed and slapped me real hard across my chest with cum all over her hand
it was a sexual disaster!!
What a load of bullshit
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Anonymous #83
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #82]
#8363889 - 05/05/08 01:55 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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the best head ive ever got was from a guy.
i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy
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Anonymous #67
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #83]
#8364334 - 05/05/08 09:05 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: the best head ive ever got was from a guy.
i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy
I had a similar experience, fast forward 7 years and now I'm gay. Theres nothing wrong with being gay, its cool, no one here is going to judge you.
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Anonymous #59
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Re: Lets here your sexual disasters. Be Honest! [Re: Anonymous #83]
#8364497 - 05/05/08 10:16 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: the best head ive ever got was from a guy.
i know that sounds really gay, but i was really fucked up. i know its not a excuse. i did cum twice in 5 minutes though. im not gay, ive never sucked a dick, ive never been attracted to a guy, but yes. i got my dick sucked by. another guy
HA! Youre about to catch the ghey!!!!
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