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Anonymous #1

private subject matter
    #7713602 - 12/03/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hi

i like you people but are you clean?

i always wash the faucets before my hands when i use the bathroom do you?

think about it


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Anonymous #2

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7713700 - 12/04/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

how many people wash the faucet itself with their grubby little hands before they wash em  :shake:


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Anonymous #3

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7713850 - 12/04/07 02:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don’t do that but I do shut the faucet off with clothing or my elbow.

You know what really pisses me off. One would assume that the paper towel dispensers were somewhat clean because it’s an item that you touch after wash your hands right?

I fucking hate the stupid fucking morons that take a piss, and then run there dirty ass herpes and crabs infested hands under the faucet with no soap. And then go straight to the fucking paper towel dispenser with there wet infested hands.

For real, I could shoot the stupid fucking morons that do this. I’m not kidding. It makes no fucking sense to run your hands under water with no soap. And then you dirty up the shit that us clean folk actually use properly.

If you people were a race, and I was world leader, you’d all die in the most diabolical, horrific, tortuous genocide known to man.


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Anonymous #4

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7713896 - 12/04/07 02:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I don’t do that but I do shut the faucet off with clothing or my elbow.

You know what really pisses me off. One would assume that the paper towel dispensers were somewhat clean because it’s an item that you touch after wash your hands right?

I fucking hate the stupid fucking morons that take a piss, and then run there dirty ass herpes and crabs infested hands under the faucet with no soap.  And then go straight to the fucking paper towel dispenser with there wet infested hands.

For real, I could shoot the stupid fucking morons that do this.  I’m not kidding.  It makes no fucking sense to run your hands under water with no soap.  And then you dirty up the shit that us clean folk actually use properly.

If you people were a race, and I was world leader, you’d all die in the most diabolical, horrific, tortuous genocide known to man.




wtf would you do if you where thrust back into primitiveness

on the tundra severely dehydrated , and your only way to have water was to melt snow in a moose stomach you tuck back in the warm carcass

lets not over evolve

:yesnod:


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Anonymous #3

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7713907 - 12/04/07 03:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It would still be cleaner than most of the niggs at my school bro.


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Anonymous #5

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7713925 - 12/04/07 03:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Water works better than nothing.

Glory holes are also an option.


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Anonymous #3

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7713979 - 12/04/07 04:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No it doesn’t. I even tested it in a biology class you fucking moron.

It’s a mentality like this that leads to the stupid ignorant behavior.

I know I shouldn’t be so hard on you. You’re just ignorant, and I try to have patience for people that have issues with mental capacity. But it’s a constant struggle.


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Anonymous #1

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7713989 - 12/04/07 04:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
how many people wash the faucet itself with their grubby little hands before they wash em  :shake:




i lather up the whole tap handle first and then rinse it then i wash my hands,so its really 2 times

do you use your elbows or mouth to turn the tap on?

do you have hands?


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Anonymous #6

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7719759 - 12/05/07 01:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Whatever you wash in the bathroom, it's all null and void if you touch the doorhandle on the way out.

Howard Hughes FTW


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Anonymous #7

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7720015 - 12/05/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you people are fucking obsessive nutbags, for cereal.

sometimes i'll make a sandwich, and fall asleep after i eat half of it, wake up 5 hours later and finish it off. sometimes i'll do the same with a beer. i generally don't wash my hands.. ever. because it doesn't really fucking matter if you have a healthy immune system and live in a relatively clean environment with no bugs or mice to bring crazy germs in.

and let's not even get in to some of the gross shit that goes on during sex. seriously, if you're so OCD that you have to wash the SINK FAUCET before you wash your hands, I bet you'd never fucking eat a girl out unless she douches herself with bleach first. Wow.


YOU'RE A FUCKING ANIMAL. AN ANIMAL WITH A BRAIN, AND THAT'S STILL AN ANIMAL. LICK YOUR BALLS, ROLL IN THE DIRT, EAT THINGS ON THE VERGE OF ROTTING, AND RUT LIKE A SWEATY PIG. GET OVER THE BRAIN PART OF THINGS YOU ARE A FUCKING ANIMAL AND GERMS AREN'T GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU, THEY PROBABLY WON'T EVEN MAKE YOU SICK


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Anonymous #8

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7724355 - 12/06/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The problem of filth awareness generally rises quickly in the amatuer mycologist. Seeing how such nasty microscopic things can exist virtually anywhere and become prolific if given the chance. Makes me want to culture a sample off a random keyboard in my office to see what kind of diseases I work with. (other than the people)


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Anonymous #9

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7726890 - 12/06/07 11:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You guys are all dumb as fuck. If you don't wash your hands after handling your willy-do-dills you're golden. You all got dirty dicks or something?

Fucking amateurs.


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Anonymous #10

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7727094 - 12/07/07 12:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lol I can just picture this guy washing the faucet handle with two people behind him waiting to wash their hands :nonono:


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Anonymous #1

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7727131 - 12/07/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Whatever you wash in the bathroom, it's all null and void if you touch the doorhandle on the way out.

Howard Hughes FTW




:lol:

i kick the doors open


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Anonymous #1

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7727139 - 12/07/07 01:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
lol I can just picture this guy washing the faucet handle with two people behind him waiting to wash their hands :nonono:





theyd probably appreciate it and learn something from the experience

you people treat the bathroom sink like another toilet

why not just rinse hands in the flush?


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Anonymous #11

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7727554 - 12/07/07 07:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Germ-o phobes are everywhere nowadays. It's def out of hand (ha! )

I wonder how humans managed to survive for so many centuries when anti-bacterial soap was only invented recently?

THis is how we end up with super viruses. They have to mutate to survive all that crap and mutate they will.


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Anonymous #12

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7727569 - 12/07/07 07:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
hi

i like you people but are you clean?

i always wash the faucets before my hands when i use the bathroom do you?

think about it




I don't use the faucets because I learned not to piss on my hands.


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Anonymous #8

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7727746 - 12/07/07 08:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my cock......


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Anonymous #4

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7729468 - 12/07/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said::yesnod:
It would still be cleaner than most of the niggs at my school bro.




qft

:yesnod:


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Anonymous #13

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7729667 - 12/07/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I once had to use a public toilet that had just been used by what smelled like a zombie. You never smelled anything more rotten in your life, unimaginable that this came out of a human. I held my nose shut but I actually tasted the stink in my mouth! NO LIE!

And I had to take a shit, fuck!

I elbowed the toilet door.
I locked it with a handful of toilet paper.
I shat not touching the toilet.
I didn't flush, fuck that :eek:
I unlocked it with a handful of toilet paper.
I washed my hands not there but in the ladies room :lol:

And guess what? A few days later I farted and almost puked. For two months or so my shit stunk like the sewer of Hades. I had still gotten infected with whatever bowel rot that zombie had in him :puke:

Friends where I used the toilet on two instances confronted me in anger on how I had managed to stink it up like that :blush:

Finally, by use of epsom salt, metamucil and a good fast I managed to flush it out of my system before the craving for brains set in :grin:

I never knew, but apparently there's some bowel bacteria out there that make shit stink a hundred times worse than it should.


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Anonymous #1

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7731390 - 12/08/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Germ-o phobes are everywhere nowadays. It's def out of hand (ha! )

I wonder how humans managed to survive for so many centuries when anti-bacterial soap was only invented recently?

THis is how we end up with super viruses. They have to mutate to survive all that crap and mutate they will.




ahhhh so me washing my hands causes bird flu gotcha,i thought it was from fucking chickens and apes


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Anonymous #7

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7731823 - 12/08/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I just LOL at all the people who obviously will never ever use an outhouse or shit in the woods, or fuck by the sound of it even piss in the woods, because OH NO EW JURMS!

I chew my fingernails, I eat tons of germs... yet I get sick maybe twice a year.




It's a sexual disastewait wrong thread.


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Anonymous #1

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7732019 - 12/08/07 05:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

usually if you have an outhouse you have a stream nearby too but i have shit in the woods aswell,thats different solo man


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Anonymous #14

Re: private subject matter [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7732026 - 12/08/07 05:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i wash my hands after taking a dump..... thats about it.

like said before if you're immune system is good, you're fine. and eating things that have fallen on the floor/not washing your hands can def build your system up.


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