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BrAiN
Art Fag

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Elect BrAiN for president, 2008!
#7708587 - 12/02/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll be running on the communist ticket. My policies will be:
IMMIGRATION: All immigrants must sacrifice one major organ to an American on a transplan waiting list.
DRUGS: All Americans will be forced to do heroin. They must shoot up three times a day right after meals. This will keep the public nice and sedated while the military rapes people in the ass every night.
HOMELESSNESS: Make everyone homeless! Everyone will receive a government issued rubbermaid trashcan. Homeless people with more than 5 kids will receive a cardboard box.
Who wants to be my running mate?
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Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: BrAiN]
#7708595 - 12/02/07 09:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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What's your policy on silly hats? For them or against them?
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Robo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: BrAiN]
#7708601 - 12/02/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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BrAiN said: DRUGS: All Americans will be forced to do heroin.This will keep the public nice and sedated while the military rapes people in the ass every night..

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BrAiN said: HOMELESSNESS: Make everyone homeless! Everyone will receive a government issued rubbermaid trashcan. Homeless people with more than 5 kids will receive a cardboard box.
Actually I'd pick the plastic trashcan, much more durable than the box. It'd stand up to the elements better
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BrAiN
Art Fag

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: Robo]
#7708633 - 12/02/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Omni said:
Actually I'd pick the plastic trashcan, much more durable than the box. It'd stand up to the elements better
Fuck you! This is communism! You think you get a choice. You'll get a cardboard box if I say you get a cardboard box, peasant FOOL!
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BrAiN
Art Fag

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: Silversoul]
#7708637 - 12/02/07 09:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Silversoul said: What's your policy on silly hats? For them or against them?
Every Monday will be silly hat day. Those who cannot afford silly hats will be forced to help solve the problem with the the large aging nation. Your hats must be made out of old people who are too weak to work.
Tuesdays, however, you will all be forced to wear serious hats.
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Robo
R Series 66Y
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 14,861
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: BrAiN]
#7708686 - 12/02/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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BrAiN said: Fuck you! This is communism! You think you get a choice. You'll get a cardboard box if I say you get a cardboard box, peasant FOOL!
Forgive me Commissar. I know not what I spoke of, I am nothing more than a peasant fool, tis true...
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nobhdy
ETNAV



Registered: 05/12/06
Posts: 1,401
Loc: CT
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: Robo]
#7709015 - 12/02/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i wouldnt vote for you if you paid me...
your policies on immigration are all wrong. we are clearly not utilizing them correctly, and i dont think you have the answers.
I, on the other hand, would put them all in giant hamster wheels and solve our oil dependency once and for all.
-------------------- [quote]Gumby said: And if you are going to waste peoples time with your stupid questions, at least try to have grammar skills higher then that of a 7th grader. READ DAMNIT! [/quote]
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BrAiN
Art Fag

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 5 months
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: nobhdy]
#7709055 - 12/02/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You stole my idea from earlier posts!
I'm a better candidate.. I'll do both.. harvest their organs AND make them run in giant hamster balls. Their organs will be of more value as they will be in better shape.
And for your sedition, I will harvest your testicles and the motto "nobhdy" will be spraypainted on the white house flag
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Cheezit
Feel like aStranger

Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 843
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: Robo]
#7709068 - 12/02/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I can afford a rubber made shed.
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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy


Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: BrAiN]
#7709070 - 12/02/07 11:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would totally vote for you.
You would make politics interesting.
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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: BrAiN]
#7709088 - 12/02/07 11:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
BrAiN said: I'll be running on the communist ticket. My policies will be:
IMMIGRATION: All immigrants must sacrifice one major organ to an American on a transplan waiting list.
DRUGS: All Americans will be forced to do heroin. They must shoot up three times a day right after meals. This will keep the public nice and sedated while the military rapes people in the ass every night.
HOMELESSNESS: Make everyone homeless! Everyone will receive a government issued rubbermaid trashcan. Homeless people with more than 5 kids will receive a cardboard box.
Who wants to be my running mate?
I think everybody should be given a teddy bear.
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Cheezit
Feel like aStranger

Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 843
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: CherryBom]
#7709092 - 12/02/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ron Paul makes politics interesting.
I wouldn't be surprised if he swings it.
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Tangerines




Registered: 04/17/05
Posts: 17,918
Loc: woodwork
Last seen: 4 years, 23 days
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7709093 - 12/02/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Put LSD in the water.
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual

Registered: 03/20/04
Posts: 2,804
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: Cheezit]
#7709125 - 12/02/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha I wouldn't have understood that picture 2 hours ago.
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Cheezit
Feel like aStranger

Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 843
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Re: Elect BrAiN for president, 2008! [Re: PinballWizard]
#7709145 - 12/02/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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did you check it out?
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